Theory What would u do if your teen daughter came home crying at 3 AM after u told her not to stay out late

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Yeah what would u do in that situation

 

[trying to ascend]

Ask where I failed as a parent

 

[El Enemigo]

Nothing, I'm not having kids

 

[Zer0/∞]

Another day, another post by another mentally ill hapa.

 

[Hapacalyptist]

Beat her (in Terrarria) and make her wish she hadn't come home

 

[Deleted member 39748]

I would have sex with her to make up for my lost youth and never having sex with a teenage girl. DUH.

 

[Deleted member 9758]

have sex with her

 

[Rhaast]

Why did you make her 2D now i cant be based

 

[Caesercel]

Beatings

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

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Yeah what would u do in that situation

@FrothySolutions @Emba @oldcel75 @radishman @Uggo Mongo @turbocuckcel_7000 @epillepsy @other inklers who are old enough to have a teenage daughter irl; thoughtlo

 

[epillepsy]

check her vag for cum

 

[JoeBruhcel]

That's very unlikely to happen, because if I found out that I'm gonna have a daughter I'd either abort her or make her my sex slave.

 

[BaffleTrot]

have sex with her

 

[kikecel]

haba moment

 

[Saudade]

 

[Lolimancer]

Grab her by the pussy

 

[Lonely4Ever]

Sell her off to Isis as a Sex Save

 

[Deleted member 35110]

take out the belt

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

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Yeah what would u do in that situation

throw her outside for being a whore and make her sleep in the shed

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

@FrothySolutions @Emba @oldcel75 @radishman @Uggo Mongo @turbocuckcel_7000 @epillepsy @other inklers who are old enough to have a teenage daughter irl; thoughtlo

brutal oldcel callout

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

beat her then put her in orphanage

check her vag for cum

 

[Emba]

@FrothySolutions @Emba @oldcel75 @radishman @Uggo Mongo @turbocuckcel_7000 @epillepsy @other inklers who are old enough to have a teenage daughter irl; thoughtlo

Check the locks on the basement doors

Then,

Grab her by the pussy

And...

check her vag for cum

But...

That's very unlikely to happen, because if I found out that I'm gonna have a daughter I'd either abort her or make her my sex slave.

 

[oldcel75]

"Hey, Look, I'm so edgy!11!!!"

Kids...

 

[Immolator]

go and get the milk

 

[FrothySolutions]

@FrothySolutions @Emba @oldcel75 @radishman @Uggo Mongo @turbocuckcel_7000 @epillepsy @other inklers who are old enough to have a teenage daughter irl; thoughtlo

My sister was sexually active as a teen. My parents insisted on getting the guy's name and pressing some kind of charges, but I don't think anything stuck. They kept a much tighter leash on my sister after that.

This is why parenthood is a tough gig. Your kid will try to be independent. Your kid will try to break your rules. But you love that kid. So what are you supposed to do when they defy you?

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

"Hey, Look, I'm so edgy!11!!!"

Kids...

Wat did u mean by this grandpa

 

[Deleted member 40321]

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Yeah what would u do in that situation

Maybe that's why God made me so incapable of ever having a family, so that I don't pass my genes on to a whore.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Nothing, I'm not having kids

 

[highinhibition]

I would make her the next yuno gasai

 

[Deleted member 38748]

have sex with her

 

[Deleted member 40379]

i will do a live demonstration of what can happen at 3 AM if you happen to walk face to face with a group of immigrants

 

[Deleted member 38936]

i will do a live demonstration of what can happen at 3 AM if you happen to walk face to face with a roup of immigrants

 

[HikiCreep]

Have sex

 

[nazianime]

Ask where I failed as a parent

I would have to agree with this. Major failure, at that point the relationship between parent and child is severed.

 

[HikiCreep]

Id crush her skull by stomping on it while shes biting pavement

Curbstomp

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Abort it before she was born

 

[calimero]

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Yeah what would u do in that situation

I would console her

 

[rcnfive]

move her somewhere with sharia law

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

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Elab

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

Make some chocolate milk, put on Katy Perry “Firework”, hold her in my arms… and say you can do better, sweetheart.

Then make a thread on reddit telling the world how proud I am that she’s finally exploring herself.

Its seriously suifuel seeing how many replies my threads used to get on average

Quality and quantity of active users has gone down so much since the start of 2022

 

[thevenon]

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Yeah what would u do in that situation

we shall never have any daughter

 

[Emba]

Make some chocolate milk, put on Katy Perry “Firework”, hold her in my arms… and say you can do better, sweetheart.

Then make a thread on reddit telling the world how proud I am that she’s finally exploiting herself.

 

[RollD20]

Wake up

 

[Sheogorath]

If Anne sold her body it would only be so she could go to college