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Discussion what would happen if in minecraft.

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you forced a woman at gunpoint to sign a marriage certificate? in minecraft
 
You would have to grape enough were she would be submissive then take her in as a wife
 
:soy: According to muh hecking faGPT, such a marriage wouldn't be legally binding, plus she could always divorce, PLUS you would have to keep pressuring her into a relationship which you can't do because you're incel unlike Chad who can kneel on women's necks and they'll love him for it. Sorry, chud, there is NO way out, and you WILL keep on living anyway, okay chuddy?????
 
You would have to grape enough were she would be submissive then take her in as a wife
:soy: According to muh hecking faGPT, such a marriage wouldn't be legally binding, plus she could always divorce, PLUS you would have to keep pressuring her into a relationship which you can't do because you're incel unlike Chad who can kneel on women's necks and they'll love him for it. Sorry, chud, there is NO way out, and you WILL keep on living anyway, okay chuddy?????
ER is rolling in his grave
 
I would surgically insert a device into her while she is unconscious. The device would contain an RFID chip and poison that can be released into her body at any time. I would then tell her about this device that is now in her body and she must obey all orders and never tell anyone about the device otherwise the poison would be released by remote control. She would then have to do whatever you say for the rest of her life.

In minecraft not real life.
 
I would surgically insert a device into her while she is unconscious. The device would contain an RFID chip and poison that can be released into her body at any time. I would then tell her about this device that is now in her body and she must obey all orders and never tell anyone about the device otherwise the poison would be released by remote control. She would then have to do whatever you say for the rest of her life.

In minecraft not real life.
at that point just give her a lobotomy
 
I would surgically insert a device into her while she is unconscious. The device would contain an RFID chip and poison that can be released into her body at any time. I would then tell her about this device that is now in her body and she must obey all orders and never tell anyone about the device otherwise the poison would be released by remote control. She would then have to do whatever you say for the rest of her life.

In minecraft not real life.
A small tnt charge in her brain would be nice. After all, they don't use much of it anyway.
 
nothing ever happens
 
I would surgically insert a device into her while she is unconscious. The device would contain an RFID chip and poison that can be released into her body at any time. I would then tell her about this device that is now in her body and she must obey all orders and never tell anyone about the device otherwise the poison would be released by remote control. She would then have to do whatever you say for the rest of her life.

In minecraft not real life.
This should be mandatory for all women in real life.
 

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