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Experiment What would happen if I stole a kiss from a pretty girl out of nowhere and then ran?

SmugMohito

SmugMohito

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I have been thinking about this for years now. It's even why I stay /fit/ (/fit/ enough to outrun chad). One of these days I'm going to find a girl too gorgeous for me to just simply ignore and I'm going to run up to her, kiss her, then run like hell after and it will be worth anything that tries to come after me.

Elliot Rodger should have done this. He got away with throwing hot coffee at couples. This could be a walk in the park. Literally.
 
Theyd call the police on you, you migsageenust sheetlerd
 
If you're in public you could get away with it. But if a cop saw it youd be in deep shit sadly
 
They can't call what they can't catch.

If the girl was really beautiful then it would be worth it.
I was beign sarcastic.
Like they police would waste their time over something like that.
 
If it's not work, school, or a religious institution then nothing will happen. If you try this at any of those three areas though expect for criminal charges to be filled.
 
Someone would get a video or a photo of you and then you would receive a death by hashtag
 
If it's not work, school, or a religious institution then nothing will happen. If you try this at any of those three areas though expect for criminal charges to be filled.
Oh yeah.
The police is going to cough you up take you downtown, file paperwork, take you to trial...
Because a foid got an icky kissy.
Right.
 
Nice

If you get caught somehow though (cctv or whatever) expect jailtime
 
Oh yeah.
The police is going to cough you up take you downtown, file paperwork, take you to trial...
Because a foid got an icky kissy.
Right.
At school, work, or a religious institution yes. I literally hugged a woman at one of these three places and almost went to jail. I know a lot of guys underestimate how intense things are, but this is no laughing matter. Now at the mall or on the street nothing would happen.
 
White knights would execute you by firing squad.
 
At school, work, or a religious institution yes. I literally hugged a woman at one of these three places and almost went to jail. I know a lot of guys underestimate how intense things are, but this is no laughing matter. Now at the mall or on the street nothing would happen.
story?
 
I have been thinking about this for years now. It's even why I stay /fit/ (/fit/ enough to outrun chad). One of these days I'm going to find a girl too gorgeous for me to just simply ignore and I'm going to run up to her, kiss her, then run like hell after and it will be worth anything that tries to come after me.

Elliot Rodger should have done this. He got away with throwing hot coffee at couples. This could be a walk in the park. Literally.
You'd confirm full autismo status. Dont be a tardcel though.
 
I wouldnt do it. Nothing would happen most likely though
 
I don't know why everyone is saying nothing would happen. A true subhuman gets in trouble for sexual harassment for saying hello to a girl :trepidation:
 
Elliot should have raped a girl too if he was going to murder/suicide
 

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