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What would be your ideal first date with a girl?

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I’d want it to be something low cost and fun that also gives me opportunity to talk to her and get to know her. Probably something like coffee followed by a walk in a nearby park. Or something like, I don’t fuckin know, mini golf? That’s pretty fun. If I was more skilled in the kitchen I might invite her over for a home cooked meal. I would avoid movies until we are officially a couple because you don’t get an opportunity to chat at a movie.

I would probably fuck up on a date. I literally do not know how to be bold or subtle. Like, how the fuck am I supposed to know when to kiss her? I’m not Chad so I can’t just kiss her whenever and not make it uncomfortable. I also can’t just ask if she wants to kiss because that’s beta as fuck and that exposes that you are inexperienced, which is a huge red flag in her mind. How and when do I touch her? Am I supposed to touch her thighs when we’re sitting? Put my arm around her shoulder? And this is all assuming that I’m not being used by some thot as a free meal ticket. I doubt I’d even get a second date. I’ve never even been on a date in my life. At least several of you have. It would be awful and I’ll probably wanna go home and slit my wrists. Also when are we supposed to have sex? A few dates? There’s Chads that fuck the girl they end up dating before even going out on a first date. How do I even initiate sex? I’m not bold like a Chad.
 
Maybe watching anime?
 
Walking together through a trail in the woods on a cold autumn afternoon, except it doesn't get cold where I live, there aren't any woods and there aren't any girls who would like me either.
 
I'd ask her if she wants to go to winter village in the city.

It's basically a bunch of shops and restaurants in the winter with wonderful lighting. We'd hang there for a bit and drink hot chocolate until it's nighttime.

I'd then take her to the park, where there is a stone pedestrian bridge. We'd put our hands on the railings and talk for a bit.

Eventually, it'd start snowing, and we'd kiss while a busker could faintly be heard in the background.
 
Einon said:
Maybe watching anime?
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Lol that doesn’t sound like a good idea
Also I wouldn’t admit to liking anime to a date until I know for sure she also likes it beforehand. Unless you have Chad looks there’s just too much of a possibility of anime being a red flag for an interest.
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Perfect date.
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That’s like one of the few decently done hentai dubs lmao
 
Never thought about this tbh.
Maybe go to a theme park?
 
i would take her to an arcade then watch a movie probably
 
ASS_F said:
Lol that doesn’t sound like a good idea
Also I wouldn’t admit to liking anime to a date until I know for sure she also likes it beforehand. Unless you have Chad looks there’s just too much of a possibility of anime being a red flag for an interest.
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Fair enough.
 
I'd want the girl to act pretty much exactly like a redpill guy or IT would tell you as a man not to act with a girl. I would like her to be nervous, over-reactive, even desperate. Desperate to please me, desperate for my approval and love.
 
We go somewhere, we know each other and have fun, then go to her house and we cuddle and then I fuck her on every hole
 
Walk in the park. That's exactly what is needed to talk and hold hands.
 
Go to an ancient Irish historical site and pretend that I am king. I once went to this place and my hair was blowing in the wind as I walked on stones. This is the base of my ancestors 1000 years ago.
 

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just in a coffee and talk like nomral peoplepe
 
Would like to take her in a place where the whole city is visible and talk too bad my country doesn't have skyscrapers
 
throw rocks at cars
 
A blowjob but those are for Chad only :cryfeels:
 
Chad only . kill chads first
 
Pretty standard stuff like eating at a restaurant, having a walk at the park and sitting next to eachother with a nice view, ends with a kiss and confirming second date. Problem is I am not NT, I have no idea how I would even socialise for that long unless she is initiating conversation.
 
Take her down the park for some day time drinking, then finger her at the bus stop on the way home.
 
this thread is potent suifuel :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
Kinda suifuel, but if id ever have one id go to a local pub, i doubt id be able to talk to this foid without a load of alcohol
 
Just go to a relaxing bar and have a few drinks and talk.
 
Walk in the forest on a cool cloudy day, then it rains and we walk together under the same umbrella. We chill and talk from time to time.
 
hardcore anal sex
 
Eating Mcdonalds apple pie.
 
Getting baked into oblivion
 
with my penis in her
 
RollD20 said:
Eating Mcdonalds apple pie.
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2 for £1.50 in the UK.

Now that's an honest date right there as any 12 year old will tell you when he breaks his girlfriend's hymen in the Disabled toilet.
 
late at night in a secluded park a picnic with roast beef rolls, one hand gun, picnic blanket, and the good old chainsaw oh and I can't forget the mayo. jokes aside I would ask her to meet me early to watch the sunrise then I would cook us pancakes then spend the morning talking to her to get to know her better.
 
Sex
 
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