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Discussion What would be the first things you buy if you won the lottery?

House in remote village to get away from all the moging and hostility.
 
nice house + passive income
 
Burger from my new burger place and milkshake but a thick one
 
Depending on how much I won, first thing I would buy is a lawyer to help me hide my identity while claiming the prize.

Some other things I would do with the money, depending on how much I won:

  1. Stocks and savings (my goal is $5 mil)
  2. Plastic surgery, height surgery
  3. Body contouring to give myself an edge looksmaxxing wise
  4. Eat better food so I dont become a diabetic fatass like a lot of broke people do
  5. Home gym setup (tired of getting ignored or mogged at a public gym :feelsrope:)
  6. More certifications for my job
  7. Depending on how much I won, a waterfront home
  8. Mail order bride or at least escorts
  9. Speech and behavioral therapy
  10. Drugs
  11. Escape to a different country

I love daydreaming
 
house
mogger pc
mogger internet
yeah i think thats it
 
House
Solar voltaic
A Porsche
A Tesla
Gold
Rest I split and and invest into ETFs
 
I'd pay off all my debts and by a motorhome so I can leave this pissheap town I live in and live life on the open road.
 
Video games then house then a fast food chain to make moolah
 

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