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Serious What wife would you choose?

Would you?...

  • A: Get a wife who will do all housework. And will do anything for you. But you won't get sex.

    Votes: 11 16.2%
  • B: Get a wife who will be lazy and won't do anything. But you will have as much sex as you want.

    Votes: 57 83.8%

  • Total voters
    68
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I voted B, but actually I don't like none of these, lazy bitches are the first ones who will cuck you with another male and the A option is already cucking you.
 
The lazy one. Because I would like to experiment hypnotism and drugs on her.
 
Option C. Don’t get married.
 
B, bec. i want to do all the work.
 
B, because if you're married and you don't even get sex what the fuck is the point (also I want to have kids as fucked up as that sounds)
 
B, cause I'm a lazy person. Active people stress me out. Also, if I'm having as much sex as I want with her chances are she'll be too sore to cheat on me.
 
why? I though u were more the lazy one who doesn't do anything.
I'm lazy at certain things but i feel good when i do housework(cooking, cleaning etc)
 
NEET off my wife as a replacement for my parents
 
Lazy so I can hone home and have sex with her all I want. But I would never marry her
 
Option C: beggars can't be choosers
 
B, you could always hire a housekeeper
 
How optimistic are you??
 
assuming that she isn't fat and takes care of her appearance, option B

oh yeah, JFL at marriage in 2019
 
we hire someone to clean the house while we make animalistic sex
 
If she is virgin and loyal with me, option B.
 
I can do housework myself. Also, I don't care if the place is super clean. However, sex requires another person.
 
I'm horny AF all the time, there is no way (A) would work long term, I'd end up resenting her. (B) is ok as long as she isn't a landwhale, I'd rather take (A) if B is a landwhale
 
I voted B, but actually I don't like none of these, lazy bitches are the first ones who will cuck you with another male and the A option is already cucking you.
 
JFL at having a "wife" and no sex
 
maybe she's got chronic fatigue syndrome, foids with medical conditions are a group an incel could possibly ascend with
 
As if I need some cunt to wash my clothes and cook for me. Women are only good for sex and if they can't provide that they're useless.
 
I want a woman, not a maid.
 
I like doing my own cleaning and cooking so B.
 
another houseman
 
I chose C, neither. Why the fuck would I want a wife who doesn't give me sex? Also why would I want a wife that gives me sex and nothing else? Sex with a single woman will get boring after a while. Just get a maid and fuck escorts.
 
This is such a cuck poll.
 
A, I’ll just force her to have sex with me
 
i picked A because im not planning on being faithful
 

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