Experiment What to do in Mumbai

[curryboy420]

My last week before I am supposed to return to shithole England, what can I do here, I went around the whole city mostly except dharavi and some other places, I got massages from barber, I drank juice, I ate many curry and kebab and stuff, I went in the train and taxi and rickshaw, I gave loads of beggars change, I went on a boat near the gateway of India, I saw the white people at the £500 a night taj Mahal hotel, I saw the poor people in the slums of Andheri, I saw a white foid on her own eating the shittest biryani in the town, I saw like 5 weddings with dudes banging drums, I tried some really shitty weed that I threw away because it sucks

What else. I didn't try bhang because it is hard to find, I didn't eat any beef yet but I found a cow butchers even though it's illegal, I didn't eat any paan because it's nasty. I didn't watch pushpa 2 because it's about some rich fag and the actor is a rich fag too. I didn't see any Bollywood actors but I went to their bungalows in Bandra and tons of Indians taking photos outside shahrukh khan's house. I got my shoes polished for 15 rupees which was cool.

I saw some guy buy a new Kia suv and have a hindu priest bless it everywhere with orange powder and smashed a clay pot with some stuff in it and shit which was funny. I don't know where he got the money for it though when half of Mumbai is homeless it seems or living in slums. I saw Ambanis skyscraper and got told to fuck off by his 7 foot steroid security guy. I drank juice. I saw a funny hobo guy laugh when some dogs tried to attack him and we made jokes. I saw a cockroach climb in a guy and he did nothing. I got my teeth cleaned for 500 rupees. I got called poor by a street vendor for asking prices of lighters.

 

[KillNiggers]

Do you have any tales from Mumbai?

 

[curryboy420]

Do you have any tales from Mumbai?

A few but my memory is shit and my life is boring and shit anyway. I told most of my tales in the first post. What do you want to hear more about.

 

[DarkStar]

Tell some tales.

 

[Caesercel]

Ape with the R

 

[Sonicfancel]

I didn't see any Bollywood actors but I went to their bungalows in Bandra and tons of Indians taking photos outside shahrukh khan's house.

Do you feel that curries worship actors more than the West?

 

[SubhumanGamer]

shit in the street

 

[curryboy420]

Tell some tales.

I told them, I'm bad at story telling and Mumbai is not that bad anymore it's just a bit dirty and there's a lot of poor people but it's slowly becoming richer and richer. I see loads of new cars and loads of young rich Indian people. And they are all super westernised with skimpy clothing and lipstick and shit . Now I would happily have a Indian girlfriend but they are all very spoiled and rich and I am poor and ugly. So it's not even possible for me anyway I feel like it's more possible to get a white girlfriend in England. And that was also imposible.

As for tales, my dad grew up with some guys who are on the United Nations sanctioned terrorist list because they went from slum kids to small time crooks to big time gangsters to dons of the Mumbai mafia and then they became al Qaeda affiliates and financed Osama bin Laden and then evaded internation law enforcement by hiding in karachi with the help of the Pakistani government. And who knows who else. I find it crazy that dudes that used to probably play cricket in the same fields as my dad and his friends managed to rise so high in the world and get into such a spiderwebs of internation crime. Look up dawood ibrahim. I wish my dad was a big time guy but he decided to be a good guy and come to England and now we are broke but at least he doesn't have to run from the Americans and the Indians and everyone else.

 

[Doesitmatter?]

 

[DarkStar]

I told them, I'm bad at story telling and Mumbai is not that bad anymore it's just a bit dirty and there's a lot of poor people but it's slowly becoming richer and richer. I see loads of new cars and loads of young rich Indian people. And they are all super westernised with skimpy clothing and lipstick and shit . Now I would happily have a Indian girlfriend but they are all very spoiled and rich and I am poor and ugly. So it's not even possible for me anyway I feel like it's more possible to get a white girlfriend in England. And that was also imposible.

As for tales, my dad grew up with some guys who are on the United Nations sanctioned terrorist list because they went from slum kids to small time crooks to big time gangsters to dons of the Mumbai mafia and then they became al Qaeda affiliates and financed Osama bin Laden and then evaded internation law enforcement by hiding in karachi with the help of the Pakistani government. And who knows who else. I find it crazy that dudes that used to probably play cricket in the same fields as my dad and his friends managed to rise so high in the world and get into such a spiderwebs of internation crime. Look up dawood ibrahim. I wish my dad was a big time guy but he decided to be a good guy and come to England and now we are broke but at least he doesn't have to run from the Americans and the Indians and everyone else.

It's a meme I was playing into

"tales from Mumbai"

 

[tandoorichickencel]

Why are there white foids in Mumbai? Do they not fear the Indian men

 

[KillNiggers]

It's a meme I was playing into

"tales from Mumbai"

Should've not said it man

 

[curryboy420]

Do you feel that curries worship actors more than the West?

Nah, it's about the same in fact I feel like in the west there is more actors and more referencing to them in daily life. In India there's a few big names but other than that nobody really cares they watch movies as a pasttime to feel good but that's it. And because a lot of actors live in Mumbai it's relevant there. This pushpa 2 movie is one of the biggest since a a few years so there's a lot of talk about it but the actor guy is kinda new to the scene. But he became ridiculous rich from it, he made 30 million dollars, in rupees 3 billion rupees.

 

[curryboy420]

It's a meme I was playing into

"tales from Mumbai"

So you mean I typed all that for no reason, you cmon man

 

[DarkStar]

So you mean I typed all that for no reason, you cmon man

 

[curryboy420]

Why are there white foids in Mumbai? Do they not fear the Indian men

There is only like a handful of white people and they barely venture out of the churchgate area where all the rich people and office buildings are. And the taj Mahal hotel. Which some Pakistanis attacked by riding boats all the way from Pakistan to Mumbai and shooting and bombing it like 12 years ago and my mum was nearby at the time but we are too poor to afford that hotel so she was fine.

They are there because their dads and grandads made tons of money from dirty Indian slaves and now they blow that money on overpriced hotels and shit while touring the world and obviously you have to stop in the country that made you rich in the first place

 

[Lizard King]

is mumbai good for neeting

 

[juche necromancer]

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