LDAR What things are more likely to happen to us than getting a nonfat 5/10 ltr girlfriend?

[Bangkok or bust]

- dieing in a parachute jump
- being selected by NASA to go to mars
- becoming the next Beethoven when we hit age 50+
- winning the tour de France on a penny farthing with atrophied leg muscles due to years of ldar basement dwelling.
- being accepted on beautiful people dot com
- becoming a wealthy male model
- knocking out Tyson Fury with only 3 months gym training and bag work
- being eaten by a polar bear in the Faroe Islands

 

[WØLF]

What does a 5 look like to you?

 

[grondilu]

being selected by NASA to go to mars

I can see that happening, ngl. No return trip, though.

 

[Bangkok or bust]

What does a 5 look like to you?

 

[MentalistKebab]

She is old, and that hairline is higher than people who use weed.

Average girls (my age) here looks way better.

 

[WØLF]

Too old, got young examples?

 

[Gloomy existence]

me getting a chance to see northern lights.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

- Managing to fly by jumping and waving arms.

 

[Gloomy existence]

Weed make you loose hair ?

it is a joke

 

[The Zulfigar]

- becoming a president
- becoming Russia's new president
- becoming NBA/football star
- contacting aliens
- becoming richer than Bezos
- being involved in a successful universal soldier experiment/ building iron man custom in your basement
- inventing time machine
- becoming alien ambassador like Keanu reeves in that movie
- taking your elbow in your mouth
All I can come up with rn, but the topic made me interested.
Also, a question. How can you become a male model and not get a gl ltr

 

[Deleted member 6470]

- @Total Imbecile marrying his sweet sister.

 

[Gloomy existence]

- @Total Imbecile marrying his sweet sister.

lmao

 

[dirtykombatcel]

- Managing to fly by jumping and waving arms.

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Too old, got young examples?

These are all 5's in non feminist world. I.e actual reality. Not some fantasy where landwhales are 5's and 6's.

 

[WØLF]

Interesting

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Interesting

I'm one the best raters around.

 

[WØLF]

I'm one the best raters around.

Then again it’s kind of subjective

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Then again it’s kind of subjective

Thirsty simps of course rate higher. They would call this an 8 but we know it's not reality. She's only 1 point less than supermodel 9/10 status? We know that's laughable.

As women get fatter and fatter of course the non-fat get rated higher.

 

[WØLF]

Thirsty simps of course rate higher. They would call this an 8 but we know it's not reality. She's only 1 point less than supermodel 9/10 status? We know that's laughable.

As women get fatter and fatter of course the non-fat get rated higher.

Yeah a lot of simps here rate any foid that isn’t a landwhale 5+ JFL

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Yeah a lot of simps here rate any foid that isn’t a landwhale 5+ JFL

Landwhales are "average women" or 5/10 to cucks, simps and feminists, they view anything non fat and average or even below average facially as a high tier 7+ girl.

Don't listen to IT when they accuse us of only wanting hot girls or stacies. What they actually perceive as a Stacey is a 5 or 6 to us. There objective reality is warped.

 

[frustratedhapa]

Getting struck by lightning
Getting bitten by a shark
Getting swallowed whole by a hippopotamus
Getting swallowed whole by the supposedly extinct megaladon
Getting hit by a meteor
Getting swallowed by a sinkhole
Getting buried alive by a serial killer
Getting swallowed by a black hole

 

[Total Imbecile]

- @Total Imbecile marrying his sweet sister.

Inspo


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