Serious What´s your morning routine?

[Getlooksordie]

mine is:

1. get up, browse incels.is for new threads

2. watch Brightocular vids to laugh at the retards that pay money to go blind

3. watch a couple female beheading vids on best gore while eating breakfast

4. cycle watchinig vids of my favorite incel youtubers

5. browse some gaming forums

6. see if there are new movies online that are worth streaming

7. browse escort sites to see if new pussy is in town

8. take a shit

9. shower and then get ready for another day full of pain and suffering.


inb4 someone posts american psycho morning routine

 

[Permafrost]

What time do you get up and at what time are you ready? What do you eat?

 

[Getlooksordie]

What time do you get up and at what time are you ready? What do you eat?

I get up at around 10 and I´m ready at around 11. I eat a big meal of oatmeal in the morning with 3.5% whole milk.

 

[EthnicelNL]

Cigarette + coffee right after waking up.
Then oatmeal with proteinpowder
Cigarette

 

[monkaGIGA]

1.- get up
2.- fap
3.-watch pewdiepie
4.-fap
5.-play fifa 19
6.-eat
7.-fap
8.-go to bed and browse the internet
9.-fap
10.-fall asleep

 

[Inceldo]

Browse this place

Eat

Play vidya

Sleep

 

[YungCell]

Black coffee is consistent, depending on the day I will either get ready to leave or play vidya and browse the internet.

 

[Lubricure]

Wake up
Breakfast + shower (many showers )
Job-begging online or offline
Programaxx & languagemaxx
Check incels.is
Lunch

 

[EthnicelNL]

3.-watch pewdiepie

 

[monkaGIGA]

kill all the fucking weebs

 

[celery]

Sober routine:

Coffee and snus.
Pee. I always have morning wood which is a fucking nuisance ngl.
YT/reddit/incel.is. More coffee, go back to sleep.

Hangover routine:

Drink moar. Go back to sleep.

 

[456C6C696F74]

inb4 someone posts american psycho morning routine

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

 

[Gengar]

I don't have one.

 

[EthnicelNL]

kill all the fucking weebs

>Watches piedipie AS A MORNING ROUTINE like a 12 yr retard
>Wants to kill weebs

 

[monkaGIGA]

>Watches piedipie AS A MORNING ROUTINE like a 12 yr retard
>Wants to kill weebs

>being a weeb

thats it, you cant be more subhuman than that tbh

 

[Insomniac]

>being a weeb

thats it, you cant be more subhuman than that tbh

Based newcel tbh

 

[EthnicelNL]

>being a weeb

thats it, you cant be more subhuman than that tbh

You can. By watching piedipiew every morning.

 

[nice_try]

Desperately wanting my misery to end is a major part of my morning routine.

 

[Cuyen]

Wake up
Breakfast
Browse this site
Studycelling
Gymcelling
Browse this site


And this is my deadly routine

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Wake up and gymcel

 

[Distaste]

Wake up
Worry about running out of money/going insane/getting kicked out
Go to the bathroom maybe have a nut
Browse some imageboards and this place
Make myself some sandwiches and coffee for breakfast
Continue browsing this place, then apply for jobs online

 

[Mainländer]

I have the bad habit not to eat anything during the morning.

I don't do anything especial, internet and sometimes going out briefly for errands.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Wake up.
Eat as soon as possible. I need to have breakfast ASAP or I get pissed off.
Clean dishes.

After that it depends on whether I'm working that day.

If so:

Iron clothes
Shower
Go out to work

If not:

Chill

 

[Spec Carrot]

1) Wake up
2) Lie in bed for an hour, thinking about life
3) Check my emails, never get any but I look anyway
4) Check various websites for updates
5) Browse Amazon for something random to buy to cheer myself up
6) Take meds
7) Drink a can of coke
8) Get back into bed
9) Go back to sleep for an hour
10) Get up and shower / brush teeth
11) If I have work I cry a little or break something then go
12) If I'm not working I just browse the internet

I never eat in the morning.

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Cigarette + coffee right after waking up.
Then oatmeal with proteinpowder
Cigarette

cigs and coffee is the GOAT breakfast..

I wake up
Rip my juul (I know I know.. NT chad shit)
Browse incels and other websites for like an hour
Shower
Continue browsing and listening to music
Eat
Continue browsing , maybe watch a movie
Eat again
Sleep


And I fap like 4 or 5 times a day at random intervals .. sometimes twice back to back .. depends on how infuriated I am with my life.. sometimes it takes 2 faps to calm me down for a little while

I really need to stop with this destructive life
I need to start lifting , start working and save up for a hair transplant, and start doing PE.. any improvement is good

 

[EthnicelNL]

And I fap like 4 or 5 times a day at random intervals .. sometimes twice back to back .. depends on how infuriated I am with my life.. sometimes it takes 2 faps to calm me down for a little while

I really need to stop with this destructive life
I need to start lifting , start working and save up for a hair transplant, and start doing PE.. any improvement is good

Fapping is like drugs bro...short temporary pleasure and afterwards long feeling of emptiness. Monkmaxxing is the way to go.

 

[NeetSupremacist]

Wake up
Shower soy
Breakfast + Cofffee
Computer
Lunch
Computer
Dinner
Computer
Sleeping

Repeat.

 

[Uglymonster]

I had a little routine for two years but I stopped doing it around christmas.

06.00 - 06.30
▪Exit my bed at 06.00.
▪Make my bed.
▪Take a cold shower.
▪Put on clean clothes.

 

[Deleted member 6470]

"1. get up, browse incels.is for new threads"

 

[tiredofthisshit]

getup, work, shower, eat, cope, sleep, repeat

 

[Damo the incel]

To sleep until I can't sleep any longer

 

[Michael15651]

Get up and shower

Make my room

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