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What present do you wish from satan this year?

Lonelyus

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i want 100 euros to BLAST it on cinnamon & buttered cookies, potato snacks, chocolate milk, monster cans, cofveve DELUXE, and a couple of deodorants to not smell like ass. That's it!

Ain't that much to ask... Satan
 
i want 100 euros to BLAST it on cinnamon & buttered cookies, potato snacks, chocolate milk, monster cans, cofveve DELUXE, and a couple of deodorants to not smell like ass. That's it!
Should have invested in XRP earlier
 
I want a succubus to succ me
 
The face I make when a busty succubus spawns in front of me
Dude, I wish i could have succybus too tbh, Are you from wizchan btw? There they say succubi instead
 
Extermination of a mankind. Monkeys shall rule the world.

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Satan give me big ass hot bitch
 
Dude, I wish i could have succybus too tbh, Are you from wizchan btw? There they say succubi instead
No I'm on no 4chan-esque site.
 
I want one kg of ketamine and a goth gf tbhngl
 
Its not too bad, I enjoy reading there, Some very interesting NEET and Hikkikomori stories
What's the site about? Is it like joyofsatan?
 
I want one kg of ketamine and a goth gf tbhngl
Dont you also want 2 big bongs a huge joint and 2 kg of lebanese hash? (Satire)
 
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No? Its a site for 30 year old incels to discuss hobbies and feelings
Nice. I'm 20, though it would be interesting to get some insight and tips from oldcels
 
Dont you also want 2 big bongs a huge joint and 2 kg of lebanese hash?
My subhuman lung can't handle any smoke sadly. One hit of weed results in one month of caughing and feeling like I have a rock on my chest.
 
My subhuman lung can't handle any smoke sadly. One hit of weed results in one month of caughing and feeling like I have a rock on my chest.
Satanclaus is reading this and took notes, OK he will give you ketamine 5kg (Satire)
 
Satan give me big ass hot bitch
Give me a big ass goth bitch with slim waist that will make me bust before i even insert it because her looks are so sharp and well adjusted!
 
Lots of money
 
Money and a big tiddy goth gf who’s santanic so i can give her this christian incel cock
 

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