Discussion What kind of surgeries do you need?

[Incelius Savage]

I myself need

- hair transplant (im norwood 2)
- cheekbone and jaw inplants
(If after fixing my hormones and finishing puberty doesnt work)
- leg lengthening (most likely wont get)
- skin bleaching (to be white)
- nose surgery to fix breathing issues (deviated septum)
- maybe laser eye surgery

 

[Chingaquedito]

I need a full body transplant

 

[racoon4]

what's up with your dick? why is it not working?

 

[98GoinOnDead]

-bimaxx (chin/jaw)
-leg lengthening

 

[tulasdanslos]

Everything you just said plus BSSO + genioplasty or some kind of Lefort to fix my recessed ass chin.
Basically, it's over.

 

[subhuman]

brain surgery

 

[Deleted member 40650]

- Rhinoplasty
- fix hooded eyes
- lip reduction
- leg lengthening
- may need a hair transplant in the future

and my teeth are fucked from never caring for them

 

[racoon4]

otoplasty, some kind of a surgery for my teeth as my lower teeth are kind of at an angle and maybe that buccal fat pad removal. the rest of my face can't be improved by the surgery

 

[racoon4]

- fix hooded eyes

isn't that a good trait?

 

[Incelius Savage]

what's up with your dick? why is it not working?

It does work, my body just doesnt produce enough test from jerking off too hard (Breaking Dick Incident)

 

[crestfallencel]

full body transplant

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Hair transplant really. I have another ailment that has no fix so ya just hair transplant. I think it’s kinda late though. I’m almost in norwood 4 territory and balding has already cost me my youth. Went bald at 18, will be 29 soon. I need the surgery that gives you vigor and the will to live. What’s that one called?

 

[Pissedcel]

I myself need

- hair transplant (im norwood 2)
- cheekbone and jaw inplants
(If after fixing my hormones and finishing puberty doesnt work)
- leg lengthening (most likely wont get)
- skin bleaching (to be white)
- nose surgery to fix breathing issues (deviated septum)
- maybe laser eye surgery

Duck lengthening surgery

 

[Pissedcel]

- Rhinoplasty
- fix hooded eyes
- lip reduction
- leg lengthening
- may need a hair transplant in the future

and my teeth are fucked from never caring for them

I feel u on the lip reduction want to get that. But just the thought of the surgeons fuckign it up scares me

 

[zephyr]

Both eyes to point forward
Teeth to be straight

 

[Sennacherib]

It never began 4 me but even if i had the money i wouldnt spend/put 1 microsecond into improving myself in order to impress a worthless,low iq,vapid roast beef toilet

 

[calimero]

Maybe teeth whitening and laser for unibrow hair removal (I use scissors atm)

 

[Sexless incel]

No surgery will help me. I will need at least 50 to fix every single area of my face and other body parts

 

[depressedblackcel]

a surgery for my whole face tbh and leg lengthening

 

[roto2]

No surgery will help me. I will need at least 50 to fix every single area of my face and other body parts

 

[yunglean69]

Need to fix my gay slanted forehead

 

[TheCatMan]

Leg lengthening
Implants for my teeth
Lasik eye surgery
Nose shrinkage
Hair transplant
Weight loss

 

[CountBleck]

i would get leg lenghtening surgery, but i would be too embarassed seeing family/friends after the procedure

 

[Incelius Savage]

i would get leg lenghtening surgery, but i would be too embarassed seeing family/friends after the procedure

You have friends and family

 

[CountBleck]

You have friends and family

yeah i'm grateful for that

 

[Michael15651]

Botox for eyebrows
Second rhinoplasty
Cheekbone/cheek fillers
Jawline augmentation
Chin augmentation
Shoulder implants
Abs implants
Wrist implants
Bunion surgery

 

[turbosperg]

Decapitation.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

It never began 4 me but even if i had the money i wouldnt spend/put 1 microsecond into improving myself in order to impress a worthless,low iq,vapid roast beef toilet

Indeed. I'm money-maxxing now with loans and crypto. Toilets do not deserve any sort of compensation for their presence.

 

[Fannigan]

I need:
Rhinoplasty cause my nose is big and ugly
Some bone surgeries on my ribs because my left rib that's supposed to give my chest definition is caved in and it should be like my right one which juts out
Some sorta ear surgery cause I have tinnitus and my ears are fucked
Maybe leg lengthening cause I'm under 6 foot and need to be like 6'3
And lastly I need whitemaxxing and some lenses that make my eyes blue

Maybe a surgery to make my wrists thicker and less bony if that exists, and maybe laser eye surgery but I don't think my eyes are bad enough to warrant it yet

brain surgery

oh yeah that too