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ScrawnyCel

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Hey-hey it's ya boi ScrawnyCel asking all y'alls SMV. seriously though, i am curious, and bored.

I'll start! Currently, as i have bad clothes and an extra spotty face I'm probably rocking a solid 3/10 but if i somehow where to be rid of all the spots, looks and showermaxx i might, MIGHT be able to bump it up to a 4

To everyone calling this post low iq or calling me a fakecel for having a higher SMV than you, please chill. We're all in this shit-boat together.:feelsbaton:
Sexual Market Value Looks
here's a nice little guide to use. It's npt tve best but it's an okay estimate.
 
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How tf should I know? Non-existent I guess.
 
My SMV is quite literally rock bottom 0. No friends, no job, no life. Balding Indian janitor tier.
 
I would guess 0 since Im incel
 
Going through the chart I think I'm a negative four. So that means I'm a Chad-lite?
 
I don't fit into that table.
 
if you are sub8 your SMV is literally zero.
 
Age 2
Face 1
Race 2
Tribe 0
Height 0-1 ?
Body 1
Fitness 2
Style 2

10-11/10 lmao
 
>Age: 2
>Face: -1
>Race: 2
>Tribe: 0
>Height: 1
>Body: 1
>Fitness: -2
>Style: -1
>2/10 overall
Seems about right.
The thing is that I can, by this table, jump to 8/10 with minor self-improvement or to 7/10 with very minor self-improvement, which is outright fucking ridiculous with shit face, baldness and introversion.
 
8 according to this buzzfeed-tier quiz.
 
Lol at Indian/w accent being it's all box. This just proves JBW theory. It isn't a negative to be white nor with an accent.
 
Overall pretty low by Western standards.
 
15 according to this.

Still haven´t even gotten eye contact from any woman in years.
 
Age : +2
Face : -3
Race : +2
Tribe : -0,5 (not average but not a nerd neither)
Height : -2
Body : 0
Fitness : 0
Style : +1

Overall : -0,5/10.

I expected an even lower score.
 
4, alot of this chart is in your control.
 
You might be coping about you being good looking.
 
I scored 4 here, but incel SMV to femoids is actually zero.
 
As a non-chad male your SMV is zero.
 
lol i got -1 on that chart
 
4/10 according to this, seems a bit generous.
 
5 in this scale.

Age - 23 (+2)
Face - 5/10 looksmaxxed (+1)
Race - Light skin black (+1)
Tribe - 0
Height - 5' 7" (-1)
Body - Average shoulders (0)
Fitness - Average (0)
Style - Stylish (+2)
 
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Age - 27 (+1)
Face - (-3)
Race - Latin (+1)
Tribe - Nerd (-1)
Height - 5' 7" (-1)
Body - Narrow shoulders (-1)
Fitness - Lean (+1)
Style - Aspergers (-2)

Total: -5 / 10 yeah, sounds about right.
 
You are either a 8+ or nothing.
 
SMV is binary. There is no in-between. You are either 1 (Chad) or 0 (Everybody else). All else is cope.
 
According to the chart in the opening post?

Age: -1
Face: 1
Race: 2
Tribe: 0
Height: -2
Body: 0
Fitness: 0
Style: 1

1/10. Ruh-roh.
 
-1.

scale is kind of bluepilled though. realistically i would be - 5 tops.
SMV is binary. There is no in-between. You are either 1 (Chad) or 0 (Everybody else). All else is cope.

Poptart IQ comment
 
5 with potential to max out at 5.5
 
7/10 according to this, but 0/10 IRL
 
According to this scale

Age: 30-40 (0 points)
Looks: Ugly (-3 points)
Race: White (2 points)
Tribe: Average Guy (0 points)
Height: 6'0-6'2 (1 point)
Shoulders: Average (0 points)
Style: Average (1 point)

Total score: 1/10
 
Balding needs to be -3. It truly is a life destroyer for 99% of men who do not have a face carved by the gods.
 

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