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What is your religion?

What is your religion?

  • Christian

    Votes: 18 22.0%
  • Muslim

    Votes: 8 9.8%
  • Hindu

    Votes: 3 3.7%
  • Buddhism

    Votes: 3 3.7%
  • Hail Satan!

    Votes: 7 8.5%
  • Religion is for cucks

    Votes: 30 36.6%
  • Other

    Votes: 13 15.9%

  • Total voters
    82
Would be monism i guess
 
Not practicing any, but my personal faith is closest to dharmic ones
 
Heil Honkler.
 
Gnostic Advaita Taoist Zarathustrian Sufism

Advaita is super legit but I'm too ugly and depressed to actually use Ashtavakra's teachings...
 
I think most religions have valid philosophy but I won't practice. Better to create a new religion.
 
All schizophrenic cults are doomed to fail, if their foundation is not set on this very ground.
Lets do a :feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala::feelslala:, because someone else has figured it all out, therefore the present is meaningless.
Our imaginary autistic God will help us in our greatest tribulation, against reality itself.
((( Trust the plan )))
 
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I'm a true christian.
 
I think most religions have valid philosophy but I won't practice. Better to create a new religion.
Better to humble yourself and accept reality as it is, without using some fairy tale as a grudge to shield yourself with.
Hail Satan!
666
The Number Of The Beast.
 
Better to humble yourself and accept reality as it is, without using some fairy tale as a grudge to shield yourself with.
Foids are very susceptible to cults. MansonMaxx!
 
Muslim but not sunni traditionalist I'm just muslim you should add Sunni & Shia since they are different religion
 
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I'm atheistic but i strongly sympathize with christian and pegan religions.
 
im in @jackwolfskin999 religon tbh add that
 
I'm atheistic but i strongly sympathize with christian and pegan religions.
Atheistic, secularist, agnostic.
I hate all these labels.
Why not just call yourself a rational individual with both feet on the ground.
Sounds a lot more reasonable.

Atheism, it reeks of fedora fags, with their cringy m´lady tipping.
Secularism, atheism for kikes who left Judaism.
Agnosticism, being a confused schmuck.

All these -isms speak for themselves.
 
Freeing @Ritalincel is my religion
 
Atheism just means disbelieving in a god or multiple gods lol
And is also associated with Internet autists for some reason.
Atheism is also used by pseudo intellectuals, who like to brag about muhh superior IQ.
A cringy attempt at feeling like self important douchebags.

That label has a lot of negativity, because of the morons who used it.
It got thrown into the mud.

Hail Satan!
Because... why not ?
:feelzez:
 
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I was baptized and became a Roman Catholic but rn i don't even care
 
I believe in Saint Blackops2cel
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How do you practice Islam? What mosque do you go to? What rulings do you follow? srs.
I practice islam through Quran only Allah made islam so easy(Quran 2:185) I swear without your false narratives from prophet muhammad Islam is most easiest religion in the world but you sunni mushriks will never learn I pray 5 times a day https://www.quranalone.com/contact-prayer/ take a wudu every time before pray(Quran 5:6) and other practices is such as fasting (Quran 2:183-187) , zakah(Quran 2:177 , 2:215 , 2:273 , 2:219)
I don't go to mosques they are infested with sunni mushriks . Your beliefs is heretic according to the quran because you are not finding quran enough and following every bidaa coming from hadith & Fıqh books and also I don't believe you are correct follower of your sunni religion If you were true believer of Sunnism you would go join ISIS because all the same sources , same books and same scholars believed by ISIS nothing different they are not like getting those knowledge from another religion it's the same you are probably coward and munafiq you don't realize that once you accept and read those hadith books truly you have to go full ISIS but I think you don't read any book at all I'm even curious if you ever read Quran I used to be like you then radicalized and became hardcore sunni almost going to join ISIS but thanks to god I'm only muslim now
 
Born catholic but now I'm agnostic
 
I didnt post any meme
Isn´t blackops2cell a meme, or a martyr for some Incel users ?
Also the Begone THOT in the middle of his chest...
Doesn´t that classify as a meme aswell ?
At least that one is real, since all women are whores.
It´s not like i care that much.
 
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Hail Satan. And tbh, the black pill is my religion.
 
What matters are valuations, not a question of what is true or not; paganism, atheism, the most efficient on a personal level .... Satanism, the figure of Satan, although I don't like LaVey's Satanism because I am not, maybe it's Luciferianism; nothing, i believe in the New Aristocracy, believe in the sun and contemplation, the day that will come
 
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Born Catholic. Realized God wouldn't make people like this. Left the religion. Looking for something that makes sense that explains my existence in a way that makes sense.
 
Catholic Christian tbh .
At least its a little bit blackpilled .
Women arent allowed to be priests and you cant just remarry .

Religion isnt cucked , its a good cope which can motivate you .
I would even dare to say it is the single most effective Cope there is .

i honestly wish for a strict , old fashioned Christianity . Old Testament Style .
 
religion is bullshit, it was clearly made by a few desert dwellers who took some sort of psychedelic drugs and started writing bullshit in the bible.

Now for a sort of god or entity to exist?? then yes its a possibility, but i have not been convinced

am atheist
 
I'm not even sunni, I am literally ex-Muslim. Don't give a shit about Islam tbh, but being a quranist is just so dumb it boggles my mind. If you say that you follow the Qur'an and reject the Sunnah, you are contradicting yourself. The Qur'an states that you should obey Muhammad in several verses. The details regarding the prayer aren't stated in the Qur'an, you are just changing the meaning of the verses. What do the tafaseer say regarding those verses? Where is it stated how many rak'ah you must perform in each prayer? Is it 5 or 3 prayers because many quranists cant seem to agree on a number.

By saying the ahadith are nothing but fabricated junk you admit that all scholars of Islam were liars and that the history of Islam might as well be completely false to begin with.
obeying prophet muhammad is not meaning accepting hadith books written 250 year after his death I will pm you verses again I did that in another thread too but you didn't read it. Prayer is just simple you are remembering god , reciting some verses from quran doing ruku , sujud doing 2 rakat in morning 4 in afternoon 4 in late afternoon 3 in dusk 4 in night thats' it only farz

tafaseer is shirk Quran says everyone can understand this book with open heart&mind Quran 54:22 We made the Quran easy to learn. Do any of you wish to learn? You don't have to read bunch of other scholars tafseer's to understand Quran because remember every other sect is have their own version of tafseer they are distorting Quran with tafseer books and again read this numerical example with quranic gematria
https://submission.org/Salah_Mathematical_Structure.html
 
"Christian enough to celebrate Christmas."
 
obeying prophet muhammad is not meaning accepting hadith books written 250 year after his death I will pm you verses again I did that in another thread too but you didn't read it. Prayer is just simple you are remembering god , reciting some verses from quran doing ruku , sujud doing 2 rakat in morning 4 in afternoon 4 in late afternoon 3 in dusk 4 in night thats' it only farz

tafaseer is shirk Quran says everyone can understand this book with open heart&mind Quran 54:22 We made the Quran easy to learn. Do any of you wish to learn? You don't have to read bunch of other scholars tafseer's to understand Quran because remember every other sect is have their own version of tafseer they are distorting Quran with tafseer books and again read this numerical example with quranic gematria
https://submission.org/Salah_Mathematical_Structure.html
You are a clown like the rest of the anti-salaf. I bet you will now tell me personality is all that matters and a short balding ugly indian janitor can woo a brazilian model with his humor and quirks
 
Christianity. It’s the only bit of the bluepill I don’t want to give up yet, because without it, I have no reason to go on any longer.
 
Sunni muslim and sometimes I larp as Zahiri because it used to be the school of taught of my ancestors.
 
Catholic Christian tbh .
At least its a little bit blackpilled .
Women arent allowed to be priests and you cant just remarry .

i honestly wish for a strict , old fashioned Christianity . Old Testament Style .
This. I'm also catholic. My parents are too catholic that they require me to find a girl who wouldn't divorce me jfl
 
i worship ba'al.
 

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