What is your most pathetic, cringe attempt at StatusMaxxxing?

[polvorb20]

I tried Literary TheoryMaxxxing in college.

Specifically, I tried to understand the poetry of Wallace Stevens, who my white Becky English Literature professor said was one of the major modernist poets of 20th century. Here are the first two stanzas of one of his famous poems:

This is where the serpent lives, the bodiless.
His head is air. Beneath his tip at night
Eyes open and fix on us in every sky.

Or is this another wriggling out of the egg,
Another image at the end of the cave,
Another bodiless for the body's slough?

No one knows what this fucking retard is talking about! That retarded poem goes on for another thirty stanzas of stupid, incomprehensible bullshit. I struggled so hard to try to understand these poems, including by reading literary analyses of these poems.

I remember hoping I would be able to find some cute white literary type of girl who would be impressed by my understanding of this complex, difficult work. In my head I pictured someone the actress Zoe Kazan.

LOL can you imagine a mid-tier white foid like Zoe Kazan being sexually interested in a fat, balding curry? So pathetic.

 

[im done]

I tried Literary TheoryMaxxxing in college.

Specifically, I tried to understand the poetry of Wallace Stevens, who my white Becky English Literature professor said was one of the major modernist poets of 20th century. Here are the first two stanzas of one of his famous poems:

This is where the serpent lives, the bodiless.
His head is air. Beneath his tip at night
Eyes open and fix on us in every sky.

Or is this another wriggling out of the egg,
Another image at the end of the cave,
Another bodiless for the body's slough?

No one knows what this fucking retard is talking about! That retarded poem goes on for another thirty stanzas of stupid, incomprehensible bullshit. I struggled so hard to try to understand these poems, including by reading literary analyses of these poems.

I remember hoping I would be able to find some cute white literary type of girl who would be impressed by my understanding of this complex, difficult work. In my head I pictured someone the actress Zoe Kazan.

LOL can you imagine a mid-tier white foid like Zoe Kazan being sexually interested in a fat, balding curry? So pathetic.

Was that you in the pfp

 

[Osman279]

Zoe Kazan

What her Look a Like is doing

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v9sYrgJglmI

 

[moggedforever]

I tried Literary TheoryMaxxxing in college.

Specifically, I tried to understand the poetry of Wallace Stevens, who my white Becky English Literature professor said was one of the major modernist poets of 20th century. Here are the first two stanzas of one of his famous poems:

This is where the serpent lives, the bodiless.
His head is air. Beneath his tip at night
Eyes open and fix on us in every sky.

Or is this another wriggling out of the egg,
Another image at the end of the cave,
Another bodiless for the body's slough?

No one knows what this fucking retard is talking about! That retarded poem goes on for another thirty stanzas of stupid, incomprehensible bullshit. I struggled so hard to try to understand these poems, including by reading literary analyses of these poems.

I remember hoping I would be able to find some cute white literary type of girl who would be impressed by my understanding of this complex, difficult work. In my head I pictured someone the actress Zoe Kazan.

LOL can you imagine a mid-tier white foid like Zoe Kazan being sexually interested in a fat, balding curry? So pathetic.

Trying to become a world renowned musician by using BandLab on my phone. KEK

 

[Michael W. Ford]

I don't give a fuck about status

 

[polvorb20]

Was that you in the pfp

LOL no, that's Aziz Ansari, curry actor from Parks and Rec. He statusmaxxed and ascended with "Danish forensic data scientist Serena Skov Campbell." Good for him. One in a million curry success story.

 

[im done]

LOL no, that's Aziz Ansari, curry actor from Parks and Rec. He statusmaxxed and ascended with "Danish forensic data scientist Serena Skov Campbell." Good for him. One in a million curry success story.

Ohhh

 

[IceStorm]

I don't give a fuck about status

 

[noodlelover]

I've never made any mistakes with status maxing. Everything I've tried has worked to boost my status.

Surprisingly, since everything I've tried in other areas of life, like starting a company, has failed.

 

[Thaway]

I've never made any mistakes with status maxing. Everything I've tried has worked to boost my status.

Surprisingly, since everything I've tried in other areas of life, like starting a company, has failed.

Sounds like cope. Starting a company ultimately is the status maxing move.

 

[lifefuel]

I hate when cacs overintellectualize insipid schizo ramblings.

 

[Feeshtu]

Well, I am not sure if it’s the same thing or not.

But, I used to have a 1966 Mustang a long time ago.
It was pretty nice and damn fast too.

The only reason I got the car is because I thought that I would be able to get female attention. And then a date.

Shit…..I was so fucking wrong.

The only thing I ever got was a lot of speeding tickets.

Not one date.

 

[noodlelover]

Sounds like cope. Starting a company ultimately is the status maxing move.

My goal is a company I can run remotely, to SEA max. I don't care about status, only permanently location maxing. But I don't have the money.

 

[erenyeager]

I hate when cacs overintellectualize insipid schizo ramblings.

Blacks do the same. Every human does it. You just gotta caught them in the act. In conclusion be a 6'5 humanoid entity with blue eyes and stereotypical guy jawlinethick luscious dark brown or black or platinum blonde hair and a 8 inch dick and you will win all gen z pussy. Meanwhile bobby Lee fucking dies.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Literary academics are completely retarded, and most of their literary analyses are just nonsense or SJW buzz-words stitched together.

But tbh literarymaxxing isn't a great idea, generally. Foids don't care about discussing things, ideas, etc., and these don't impress them much. Chad could probably get laid by getting into literary social circles, but that's because of his appearance + socializing, not his knowledge

I think having foids in literary study has basically consigned the field to looming death

 

[polvorb20]

Literary academics are completely retarded, and most of their literary analyses are just nonsense or SJW buzz-words stitched together.

But tbh literarymaxxing isn't a great idea, generally. Foids don't care about discussing things, ideas, etc., and these don't impress them much. Chad could probably get laid by getting into literary social circles, but that's because of his appearance + socializing, not his knowledge

I think having foids in literary study has basically consigned the field to looming death

100%

The most cringe thing I remember doing is buying a tweed jacket with elbow patches lol.

I thought I would find some transcendent wisdom by reading T. S. Eliot and Ezra Pound. But what I was really looking for all along was the blackpill.

 

[Confessor]

Trying to copy South Korean prettyboys

 

[Ellsworth]

I actually thought women liked perfectly well mannered polite men. So I went to the library and researched old books on etiquette and such. Holy cope!

 

[HeroinNihilism]

no status boost for ur face

 

[ecwsan13]

Once thought if I just be myself everyone will love me for who I am….

 

[polvorb20]

Once thought if I just be myself everyone will love me for who I am….

 

[BrootalPill]

The age of LMS is over, it's all about looks, LLL.