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Serious What is your ascension plan?

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I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. Tried much of this before but I'm going all in this time with new strategies. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out when it comes as naturally as breathing to Chad and even normies. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.
 
I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out. To Chad and even normies so much comes as naturally as breathing. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.
lookmaxxing is shit
 
I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. Tried much of this before but I'm going all in this time with new strategies. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out. To Chad and even normies so much comes as naturally as breathing. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.
lookmaxxing for normgroids
 
Geomaxx teenmaxx if I can. Try to make a girl into a teen mom and breed her. I just need to meet girls. I will probably kill myself in a few years because I don't intend to suffer all my life.

I won't be able to be like Doug Hutchison who at 51 married a 16 year old if I am still incel at that age. I'm already a wizardcel (30s) so I'll most likely kill myself in the next few years but definitely before I turn 40.
 
I am actually killing myself.
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I'm gonna hold frame and NOT go into "the light"
 
I don’t really have an ascension plan. I just accepted my fate and LDAR.
 
My plan is to go on Tinder when I'm in my 40s, and try to betabuxx a desperate, divorced low tier Becky in her mid 30s :feelsjuice:
 
To kill myself. That's my ascension plan
 
- Weight loss + gymmaxx(This is the last major looksmaxxing thing I have yet to do)

-Beaniemaxxing to hide my ginormous forehead

-beardmaxxing to make me look more masculine+ making my jaw look stronger

- sunglassmaxxing to hide my eye area

-Tradeschoolmaxx so I can earn good money

-surgerymaxx
 
surgery to my receding chin, maybe a rhinoplasty and some weight loss. If that doesn't do, I'm done and'll stick to escortmaxxing.
 
 
I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. Tried much of this before but I'm going all in this time with new strategies. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out when it comes as naturally as breathing to Chad and even normies. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.
autism. normies never had to do any of this. Just enjoy life and dont kill yourself
 
I want to surgerymaxx and then geomaxx in the future
 
I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. Tried much of this before but I'm going all in this time with new strategies. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out when it comes as naturally as breathing to Chad and even normies. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.

Got some bad news, you won't live past 30.
 
The jewish chemicals don't work no amount of skincare has saved me from my shitty acne genes
Tried Isotretinoin? It's like a nuclear blast to acne and is permanent.
Overcome my autism through trial and error. There's really no other way other than practicing socialization.
autism. normies never had to do any of this. Just enjoy life and dont kill yourself
There is no "enjoying life" when you are perpetually alone. What am I suppose to do? Get hyped for the next video game or movie? I'm no longer 12. A man can only go on so many stoic walks alone before he loses it.
 
No but I'd imagine it would get rid of the acne. I was talking about creams and washes.
None of that shit works for me either. Use Isotretinoin.
 
I don't have any, i have given up.
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I dont have one, just existing and waiting for a miracle to happen
 
- Weight loss + gymmaxx(This is the last major looksmaxxing thing I have yet to do)

-Beaniemaxxing to hide my ginormous forehead

-beardmaxxing to make me look more masculine+ making my jaw look stronger

- sunglassmaxxing to hide my eye area

-Tradeschoolmaxx so I can earn good money

-surgerymaxx
What trade you thinking of getting into?
 
That sounds good. You should look into the elevator technicians/repairmen. Ungodly money.
Yeah I have heard of the money they make.

I'm pretty retarded tho so the school might be to complicated for me jfl
 
Yeah I have heard of the money they make.

I'm pretty retarded tho so the school might be to complicated for me jfl
End of the day most guys bullshit their way through and learn on job until it becomes an unthinking pattern in their brain jfl
 
End of the day most guys bullshit their way through and learn on job until it becomes an unthinking pattern in their brain jfl
Hopefuel tbh lol
 
Honestly same. I think that I'll go on a trip to some sub saharian shithole where is legal and get me an attractive sheboon. Screw the consequences! I need this shit.
 
Gonna go pakistan find a bitch and feed her the delusion that I’ll bring her to the uk but that day will never come. There’s a loophole in the uk where if you bring a wife here and she claims domestic abuse, she’ll get a visa a lot faster
 
Moneymaxx with sports betting so I can surgerymaxx, gymmaxx so I can burn off my baby fat and not end up looking like a twig and have a better idea of what surgeries I should get
 
Honestly same. I think that I'll go on a trip to some sub saharian shithole where is legal and get me an attractive sheboon. Screw the consequences! I need this shit.
Based
 
my plans are trying various geomaxx locations, saving money right now. already tried the free maxing strats already
 
this is so much fucking work. id rather rope
 
I'm mid 20s in an ok country for context. Tried much of this before but I'm going all in this time with new strategies. It's fucking brutal knowing that I have to plan all this shit out when it comes as naturally as breathing to Chad and even normies. Here is my plan:
  • Keep moneymaxxing and careermaxxing my shit job to afford home for future family
  • Looksmaxx with surgeries like rhinoplasty and medicines to remove acne. continue experimenting with my style
  • Gymaxx. Lanky twink genes prevent this but maybe I'll retain more weight as I age and can gain muscle.
  • Keep learning to act normal and not to be an autistic retard. Ex: shift tone of voice instead of being monotone and maintain eye contact
  • Become more interesting to normies. It's insufferable talking to these NPC's so this will be difficult
  • Join clubs, sports teams, church, etc. to befriend people and be active
  • Find girlfriend to marry and impregnate
If I fail to achieve this by age 30 I am actually killing myself.

I'm 20 and here are my plans

1. Use JBW in Asia (even in North Korea if possible)
2. Continue bodybuilding and get my dream physique (I've already been doing it for over two years)
3. Fightmaxxing (Win a local tournament in Asia)
4. Lotterymaxxing. That might sound like betabuxxing, but it is not, as I will tell the girl I was destined to win the lottery which might grow attraction as she will believe I am more special than any other guy.
5. Become more fluent in Japanese
6. Hair transplant so I don't have to rely on Finesteride my entire life
7. Marry a wonderful virgin slim woman

Above all though, I want to become the best Christian I can be for God. Once I go to Japan I plan on donating to the Catholic Churches there and handing out Japanese Bible's.
 

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