Was taking advantage of my recent endeavor in petmaxxing (see recent thread on how I am now the owner of eight cats for further understanding) and, like most normie pet owners, I take pics and vids and share them with family, friends, and coworkers. I FINALLY make some decent progress in terms of co workers seeing I'm not completely cold hearted goon they assume me to be, but that I do in fact have a heart, and that animals, who seem to have more common sense that most people, can actually see it. Things finally seem to get better and the way people interact with me was finally changing for the better, when out of nowhere my sheboon co worker decides to be a typical sheboon and just shit all over the whole experience, talking about how that's the only pussy I'm ever gonna get (something I know for a fact none of us would ever get away with saying at our job), and actually went as far as to say that she would report me to animal control to have them taken away because I look like the kind of guy who tortures and abuses animals and that I was going to feed them to a vicious dog or snake. (I own neither as pets)
I've had some bullshit accusations/assumptions thrown my way, but frankly, this one takes the cake so far. I've been told I look like a stalker, like a serial killer, like an illegal immigrant, but this one pisses me off the most simply because I've always loved animals. In my life time, I've had 9 family pets and 8 cats since living on my own. Scathing rebuttal aside, on what an ignorant sheboon cunt she is, I couldn't help but wonder if the rest of you have ever been accused of being something/someone that is the literal opposite of your true self, hence the title of the thread.
I've had some bullshit accusations/assumptions thrown my way, but frankly, this one takes the cake so far. I've been told I look like a stalker, like a serial killer, like an illegal immigrant, but this one pisses me off the most simply because I've always loved animals. In my life time, I've had 9 family pets and 8 cats since living on my own. Scathing rebuttal aside, on what an ignorant sheboon cunt she is, I couldn't help but wonder if the rest of you have ever been accused of being something/someone that is the literal opposite of your true self, hence the title of the thread.
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