urbanCel…when u live in a big city but still can’t pull no pussy
PhDcel….u got thru grad school….but never got through a chick‘s hole
raveCel….u go to raves and drop drugs and think ur so cool and that that will somehow summon pussy….but it of course doesn’t
fedCel…..to compensate for your low self-esteem u join the feds, maybe as a police officer or something….still….no pussy for u
hoardCel….u lonely and down af, so u hoard shit….funko pops and deviantart hentai commissions that u ordered become your only friends….pussy, where art thou?
crocsCel…..u are so low effort that u wear crocs everywhere..u that musty and crusty typpa nigga….u don’t give a shit at this point, u are an ex-looksmaxx….u just enjoy going out in your crocs and cum-stained shorts and shirt you’ve worn for past two weeks…ur scent is borderline biohazard
yall can addthis to the wiki, this my original coinage