Serious What is the easiest way to win the lottery?

[Samurai]

Thinking about my life, I have realised I am so autistic there's a chance I may not be able to do the required two years of employment I need to be able to be self employed in the field I am studying as I already find it hard to maintain a job. I had fun with the college course, and I'll do my best to do those two years mentioned, but the lottery is a sufficient backup plan, I am wondering if anyone on here has some tips on what makes me more likely to win.

 

[SocialzERo]

ERmaxxing?

 

[Patches]

You just have to believe you will win the lottery manifest yourself winning it

ERmaxxing?

 

[coping_manlet]

you will not win the lottery

Maybe just steal stuff. I steal stuff all the time from stores.

 

[RealSchizo]

you will not win the lottery

Maybe just steal stuff. I steal stuff all the time from stores.

based

 

[FucktheFBI]

you will not win the lottery

Maybe just steal stuff. I steal stuff all the time from stores.

Even if he did win the lottery his own family would try to murder him

 

[FucktheFBI]

Thinking about my life, I have realised I am so autistic there's a chance I may not be able to do the required two years of employment I need to be able to be self employed in the field I am studying as I already find it hard to maintain a job. I had fun with the college course, and I'll do my best to do those two years mentioned, but the lottery is a sufficient backup plan, I am wondering if anyone on here has some tips on what makes me more likely to win.

If you find it hard to maintain a job due to your autism I would recommend finding a union job so its harder to fire you or lay you off.

 

[Samurai]

ERmaxxing?

No

 

[Samurai]

You just have to believe you will win the lottery manifest yourself winning it

I already do that and I haven't even bought a ticket yet.

 

[Natey Nate]

Ask JeSUS amogus nicely

 

[Emba]

Steal all the tickets

 

[psyop]

You will NEVER win the lottery. If you have a gambling urge look into solana memecoins or sports betting

 

[Samurai]

You will NEVER win the lottery. If you have a gambling urge look into solana memecoins or sports betting

I won't make millions that way

 

[Ultracel30]

I've lost over 2000 and never won anything. You only win when you don't play that stupid rigged game.

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

Steal the winning ticket from someone else

 

[based_meme]

Just buy up all of the possible numbers you can draw. You'll be guaranteed to hit it.

 

[Castaway]

You’re better off committing larceny and fraud than trying to win the lottery

 

[Abacaxi14]

You cant beat the house.

 

[Multicell]

you allready won. you have eyes.

 

[starcrapoo]

Ask this homeless blackcel lol

You have a much better chance of getting hit by lightning


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol3J0Rps7Bs

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Have luck

 

[alurmo]

manifestation maybe lol

 

[Doesitmatter?]

Nigga lotteries are for low iqs. Imagine this way. Why do they sell lotteries in the first place. To have a profit for themselves. They will make 1mill+ lottery tickets for $1mill, if the lottery price is 1 dollars. So your chance of winning the lottery is 1out of 1mill+

 

[Samurai]

Nigga lotteries are for low iqs. Imagine this way. Why do they sell lotteries in the first place. To have a profit for themselves. They will make 1mill+ lottery tickets for $1mill, if the lottery price is 1 dollars. So your chance of winning the lottery is 1out of 1mill+

I strongly believe I will win and nobody is more low iq than someone that says nigga

 

[Doesitmatter?]

I strongly believe I will win and nobody is more low iq than someone that says nigga

What can I say copers gotta cope

 

[starystulejarz]

By being government plant like Lech Walesa that won two lotteries since he was a Soviet agent.