What is Muslim heaven like?

[Mworld]

This is a question for muslimcels. Whats your heaven like? I feel like Christian heaven is a place without sex and that kind of sucks. Is Muslim Heaven different? And what about those virgins? Is it in Quran, Hadiths? Do they regenerate their hymen and stay virgin forever or you run out of them and you just got 72 toilets? Btw. This is a genuine question because I dont think I'll get an answer elsewhere???

 

[Balding Subhuman]

I wonder if muslim foids also get 72 virgins, as in 72 incels

Because I don't think women want virgin guys, if anything women loathe virgin males

 

[Magicmirror]

"We cannot compare Paradise to our earthly life, since it is completely different. Allah, the Most Generous, will make everyone who enters it satisfied to the utmost so that they will never complain or desire anything more."

my parents told me that everyone is age 33 in the prime and pinnacle period of youth in paradise and the men get harem of the most beautiful women. Also apparently all of your desires will be fulfilled in Paradise. So I'd imagine you'd either be so fulfilled and ascended as a being that you are beyond sex or you just fuck anyway if you want

 

[subhuman]

It’s actually 72 raisins. The koran was mistranslated. During the time it was written, raisins were rare and seen as a delicacy. Including raisins in the description of heaven was a device to show the opulence and luxury of heaven.

 

[Mworld]

Damn. Thats an idea hard to resist so the question is should I spend a year preparing for a baptism or just say the shahada. Im gonna finish the bible and then read the quran.

 

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[Magicmirror]

BASED WTF

 

[lifefuel]

A bunch of young boys being sexually abused, I imagine.