What is Humble Bragging?

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Isn't all bragging the same?

 

[Insomniac]

It’s worse than outright bragging because it’s dishonest. If you’re going to be a boastful cunt then at least own up to it.

 

[ManletHalfCurry]

"Yeah guys my dick is only like 7.5 inches xd, I never really thought it was so big before, is it that big XD?" = Humble bragging

"MY DICK IS 7.5 INCHES, BETTER THAN YOURS" = Bragging

You will see this exact thing on here (The humble bragging variety), every time there is a penis size thread.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

"Yeah guys my dick is only like 7.5 inches xd, I never really thought it was so big before, it that big XD?" = Humble bragging

"MY DICK IS 7.5 INCHES, BETTER THAN YOURS" = Bragging

An example I actually has seen several times on here is "My dick is only 7.5 inches but it doesn´t matter because I will never use it" that one pisses me off.

 

[acnescarcel]

humble bragging=bragging while trying to pretend you aren't bragging

 

[FrustratedWhiteMale]

Here is a good example. This guy was complaining because he was invited to three parties. He was upset because he would miss two of them. I have not been invited to any parties.

or a guy complaining that he has only a million dollars.
Now if Bill gates lost his fortune, and only had a million dollars, then I Might feel sorry for him.

 

[GoonCel]

It’s worse than outright bragging because it’s dishonest.

 

[Father_Gascoigne]

humble bragging=bragging while trying to pretend you aren't bragging

 

[rabitter]

An example I actually has seen several times on here is "My dick is only 7.5 inches but it doesn´t matter because I will never use it" that one pisses me off.

I mean that is the honest truth - doesn't matter if you're mandingo down there if your face is like the elephant man.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

I mean that is the honest truth - doesn't matter if you're mandingo down there if your face is like the elephant man.

I know it´s the truth but it is still humble bragging.

 

[rabitter]

I know it´s the truth but it is still humble bragging.

Dickcel cope

 

[Guest2]

You really don't know what humble bragging is? I thought everyone knew; I mean my IQ is only 150 and.... Sorry hold on one of my girlfriends is calling me lol they just can't keep off my dick it's so annoying.

 

[Michael15651]

humble bragging=bragging while trying to pretend you aren't bragging

 

[FemaleInventionsLOL]

My dick is 5.75 inches. You only WISH you could have a dick like mine!

See you later, loooosers.