Serious What is % chance if i suicide right now that I’ll reincarnate as 10/10 white aryan Gigachad??

[black_depresso]

Asking for a friend

Srs

Pls advise

 

[Deleted member 19971]

0%

Allah will punish you and you will be reincarnated as a goat in Yemen

 

[AntiPain]

none, you'll be heading straight to hell for all eternity

 

[TheSecondComing]

try or something idk brah, can't speak on it because no experience

 

[Joelossus]

Won't happen tbh.

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

One in a hundred trillion something at least. If reincarnation is real, I somewhat strongly believe it's a random or semirandom process. You will "come back" as an given lifeform, which means you will simply live their life as it was and be "them" because there is no real "you".

Either that or you'll go to hell.

 

[thebuddhacel]

According some religions you are here in this way because you need learn some lessons, if you kill yourself you will back in the same way until you learn the lesson. Yeah I hate this too.

 

[NoCopeNoHope]

My greatest fear isn't going to hell, but reliving the same life over and over again for all eternity. Its one of the things that keeps me up at night.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Knowing my luck, I'd probably by reincarnated as a 5'2'' curry if reincarnation was real.

 

[Dionysus]

none

 

[zangano1]

higher than you think

 

[RandyProzac]

0%, this time here is all you've got

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

0%

 

[Deleted member 19079]

reincarnation doesnt exist

 

[YungCell]

0%

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

It's entirely possible that you only exist as a clump of cells and that the chance of extending beyond that is literal 0%.

Just that risk is enough not to attempt this plan.

 

[Deleted member 677]

none, you'll be heading straight to hell for all eternity

 

[Hungry Hungry Hindu]

You will pop out of a vagina in some poor Chinese village, destined for a life of stemcel wageslave with no sexual rewards to speak of.

 

[RollD20]

0%
You will probably not reincarnate anyways, cause religion is most likely just a cope.
Or this:

You will pop out of a vagina in some poor Chinese village, destined for a life of stemcel wageslave with no sexual rewards to speak of.

 

[Adamhastor]

0%
Reincarnation is an even worse cope than hell and heaven.

 

[Deleted member 17752]

100% if it helps you cope

 

[frustratedhapa]

0% because that shit doesn't exist. Your body will rot and get eaten by maggots. That's it. Maybe some of the maggots that eat your flesh will turn into maggot Chads if that makes you feel any better.

 

[fOreVER]

We need to ask an expERt on this

 

[Ignas]

Cope if you think it's even guaranteed that you'd reincarnate into a human, let alone an Aryan gigachad. There are millions of species of living organisms in the world. What if you get reincarnated as planktons, crab, or bugs?

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

You'd prob come back as a currycel or ebolacel

 

[Deleted member 15737]

none, you'll be heading straight to hell for all eternity

 

[Ghost]

Asking for a friend

Srs

Pls advise

0%

Suicide is technically murder and adds to your bad karma or sends you to hell

 

[ShyManlet]

0% because that shit doesn't exist. Your body will rot and get eaten by maggots. That's it. Maybe some of the maggots that eat your flesh will turn into maggot Chads if that makes you feel any better.

Cope if you think it's even guaranteed that you'd reincarnate into a human, let alone an Aryan gigachad. There are millions of species of living organisms in the world. What if you get reincarnated as planktons, crab, or bugs?

Or farm animals (my biggest fear tbh) even planktons and bugs have it better than farm animals

 

[iblamemyself]

You go to heaven or hell. You don't reincarnate Sorry boyo, but Buddhism is a meme. Buddha was just a fatcel who talked too much.

 

[Cuyen]

no one, over for you