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Parrtlord

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I turn myself to the police and say I am a DangerOus Inkwell. I might get charges of terrorism just for saying shit online and being an ugly virgin. I get to have 3 meals a day in a prison for a period of my life. I just gotta weave through all the dicks. Prison people might even kill me so I wont have to rope later.. But seriously.. Jail doesn't sound all that bad, especially for gymcels...

what do you guys think?
 
I think I would rather be a tramp.
 
You're beta.You're going to get raped in prison.I pass for a good with long hair,so prison is my worst nightmare.
I'd rather rope
 
Absolutely nothing would happen. You might spend a night in a psych ward until they realize you're full of shit and release you.
 
You may end up experiencing chad’s willy up your butt while in prison. Doesn’t seem worth it for any straight man.
 
Absolutely nothing would happen. You might spend a night in a psych ward until they realize you're full of shit and release you.
America is getting cucked now.. I wish what you said is true.. but all they gotta see is "women prefer biologically superior men" and they would think I am a terroirst
 
You may end up experiencing chad’s willy up your butt while in prison. Doesn’t seem worth it for any straight man.
I would hate that but just imagine how jealous a IT foid would be
But yeah, btw they got rid of soap bars in prison, its just soap dispensors.. One less chance of getting raped
 
America is getting cucked now.. I wish what you said is true.. but all they gotta see is "women prefer biologically superior men" and they would think I am a terroirst
You are fucking retarded. They would not think you're a terrorist. I find it hard to believe that you actually think that would happen. Double digit IQ.
 
You are fucking retarded. They would not think you're a terrorist. I find it hard to believe that you actually think that would happen. Double digit IQ.
C O P E. Have you been to canada?
Oh wait I am in america.. Still
Its all about media sensation nowadays.. Twitter is a court now
Brett Kavanaugh almost get locked up by baseless accusations. Twitter runs everything now. To disagree would mean you reside in cope valley
 
I would hate that but just imagine how jealous a IT foid would be
But yeah, btw they got rid of soap bars in prison, its just soap dispensors.. One less chance of getting raped
Wow and yes, and IT foid would be jealous for sure.
 
C O P E. Have you been to canada?
Oh wait I am in america.. Still
Its all about media sensation nowadays.. Twitter is a court now
You have a superiority complex and you think I'm coping? jfl

American cops have way more to worry about than individual beta males who have no intention of doing anything. They would probably laugh at you if you walked into a station and told them you were incel.
 
You may end up experiencing chad’s willy up your butt while in prison. Doesn’t seem worth it for any straight man.
Exactly what this person below is experiencing right now. RIP my nigga

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American cops have way more to worry about than individual beta males who have no intention of doing anything. They would probably laugh at you if you walked into a station and told them you were incel.
FBI monitors this website daily, and users actually got called in for questioning. For real...
I can agree with you that I might get laughed at when i turn myself in 2019, but what about 2044?
Everything is getting more cucked year by year
 
FBI monitors this website daily, and users actually got called in for questioning. For real...
That was for legit threats though, not for being a sexless virgin.
 
That was for legit threats though, not for being a sexless virgin.
That is the thing, in the future, nobody will see the difference.
People are already calling us "right winged" extremist.. Its only 2019.. Imagine what they will be calling us in 2033?
 
FBI monitors this website daily, and users actually got called in for questioning. For real...
I can agree with you that I might get laughed at when i turn myself in 2019, but what about 2044?
Everything is getting more cucked year by year
If you actually threatened a place directly, like called a school and threatened to bomb it or shoot it up, you'd probably get 1-3 years tops. But I'm done talking to you, you sound like you're 15 years old and have no clue how the world works.
 
If you actually threatened a place directly, like called a school and threatened to bomb it or shoot it up, you'd probably get 1-3 years tops. But I'm done talking to you, you sound like you're 15 years old and have no clue how the world works.
I am 22 who is actually a Turbo Autist..
 
Prison rape is the type of thing society wishes on men like us.
Yes people laugh at the thought of tyrones using him as a little sex toy. Truly disgusting
 
Prison rape is the type of thing society wishes on men like us.
I've seen such sentiments on IT and elsewhere. It's interesting how some people wish abuse upon us simply for the crime of being low status men.

I'd kill myself if I were ever facing serious prison time.
 
Yes people laugh at the thought of tyrones using him as a little sex toy. Truly disgusting
I've seen such sentiments on IT and elsewhere. It's interesting how some people wish abuse upon us simply for the crime of being low status men.

I'd kill myself if I were ever facing serious prison time.
What a fucked up society we live in.
 

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