What excuse will I use when I’m 18 for not getting laid?

[Deleted member 20434]

My mom (sometimes my dad but not rlly) often asks me if I’m sexually active or if I’ve had / have a gf, and I just try to play it off and say “nah I’m studying for school girls are too much distraction namean?” and she just says like “ok smart”but deep down inside I think she knows I’ll be a Virgin forever. I never directly told my mom if I was sexually actively btw. I remember I was like 11 and asked If jerking off counted as sexually active lol it’s over

 

[Deleted member 20811]

When youre 18 and someone asks about your virginity, tell them to fuck off and its none of their business. Being nice about it wont get you anywhere.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

If you are a youngcel you still have time. BEG to your parents for surgery if they can afford it. Also HGH if your growth plates aren't closed yet.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I’m 22

 

[Deleted member 20434]

If you are a youngcel you still have time. BEG to your parents for surgery if they can afford it. Also HGH if your growth plates aren't closed yet.

Yea not happening. HGH is how much money tho? Doctor said my growth was closing up back in August btw

I’m 22

Has ur family asked u why you’ve no girlfriend? And if so what do u say?

 

[ironmanlet321]

Make something up

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Yea not happening. HGH is how much money tho? Doctor said my growth was closing up back in August btw

Over4youngl

 

[Ping And Pong]

My parents have never asked me about that, Im not sure if it's because they know it's over for me or they are on the relegious side.

 

[ThePlagueDoctor]

When youre 18 and someone asks about your virginity, tell them to fuck off and its none of their business. Being nice about it wont get you anywhere.

They’ll know it’s code for no jfl

 

[Joker]

Soon they're going to ask you if you're gay
At that point, it's truly over.

 

[TheSecondComing]

say youre deathnic

 

[metabuxx]

Tell your parents to get a looksmaxing surgery and give you regular injections of testosterone. Its still not late. You can change your life and become a Chad. Then you won't have to lie to mother about your sex life.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Soon they're going to ask you if you're gay
At that point, it's truly over.

I’ve expressed my points on gays but I’m sure they’ll just still point to it lol jfl

Tell your parents to get a looksmaxing surgery and give you regular injections of testosterone. Its still not late. You can change your life and become a Chad. Then you won't have to lie to mother about your sex life.

Not happening my parents r black

 

[FrothySolutions]

Children shouldn't have sex. There, that's your excuse.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Children shouldn't have sex. There, that's your excuse.

Lol they’ll def know I’m virgin tho

 

[Numb]

Just LARP or fuck some hooker

 

[Deleted member 9301]

My mom (sometimes my dad but not rlly) often asks me if I’m sexually active or if I’ve had / have a gf, and I just try to play it off and say “nah I’m studying for school girls are too much distraction namean?” and she just says like “ok smart”but deep down inside I think she knows I’ll be a Virgin forever. I never directly told my mom if I was sexually actively btw. I remember I was like 11 and asked If jerking off counted as sexually active lol it’s over

just say that your gay nigga

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Tell them the truth

 

[Deleted member 22549]

Just tell 'em that you're focusing on your personal life and career, if you do it right they will believe that you're grinding to be rich one day. When they ask about GF's/Marriage, just tell 'em that you're still young and have plenty of time to mature, get your life together, and find the right person to settle down and have a stable marriage and family, also endorse the "fact" that the right person always comes along. This is pure bluepill trash, i know, but the sheer mindless hope and delusion of those statements are like pure caramel, that overwhelms one's tastebuds and inhibits them from feeling any other taste. Just like pure caramelized sugar overpowers any other taste in food, that "bluepilled caramel" will overpower all of their doubts, and they will leave you absolutely alone if you endorse it (heck, they can even cheer you up on your path, making your life easier overall).

 

[FrothySolutions]

Lol they’ll def know I’m virgin tho

Are you asking for a way to fool people into thinking you're not a virgin, or an excuse for still being a virgin?

 

[Emba]

My condolences. No matter what you say or do it's gonna suck. If it is truely over, and you have 0 hope then you may as well just tell them.

And if they get all shitty about it, blame them for giving you shit genetics!

YOU CAUSED THIS!

YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS FREAK!

ETC etc...

 

[Deleted member 20434]

Are you asking for a way to fool people into thinking you're not a virgin, or an excuse for still being a virgin?

Both kinda. Like I don’t want ppl to think I’m not a Virgin but at the same time I do. I want to tell them indirectly. Because if I say something direct like “oh ya I fucked a girl before bro” they’ll ask who and catch me lying etc

 

[Emba]

Just tell 'em that you're focusing on your personal life and career, if you do it right they will believe that you're grinding to be rich one day. When they ask about GF's/Marriage, just tell 'em that you're still young and have plenty of time to mature, get your life together, and find the right person to settle down and have a stable marriage and family, also endorse the "fact" that the right person always comes along. This is pure bluepill trash, i know, but the sheer mindless hope and delusion of those statements are like pure caramel, that overwhelms one's tastebuds and inhibits them from feeling any other taste. Just like pure caramelized sugar overpowers any other taste in food, that "bluepilled caramel" will overpower all of their doubts, and they will leave you absolutely alone if you endorse it (heck, they can even cheer you up on your path, making your life easier overall).

That's a nicer plan... Tbh ngl rly

 

[Deleted member 20434]

My condolences. No matter what you say or do it's gonna suck. If it is truely over, and you have 0 hope then you may as well just tell them.

And if they get all shitty about it, blame them for giving you shit genetics!

YOU CAUSED THIS!

YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS FREAK!

ETC etc...

Yep

Just tell 'em that you're focusing on your personal life and career, if you do it right they will believe that you're grinding to be rich one day. When they ask about GF's/Marriage, just tell 'em that you're still young and have plenty of time to mature, get your life together, and find the right person to settle down and have a stable marriage and family, also endorse the "fact" that the right person always comes along. This is pure bluepill trash, i know, but the sheer mindless hope and delusion of those statements are like pure caramel, that overwhelms one's tastebuds and inhibits them from feeling any other taste. Just like pure caramelized sugar overpowers any other taste in food, that "bluepilled caramel" will overpower all of their doubts, and they will leave you absolutely alone if you endorse it (heck, they can even cheer you up on your path, making your life easier overall).

Smart plan tbh

 

[Deleted member 24166]

I use to tell my father, whenever he asks, “it is not my main priority right now”. If he would ask me to develop my answer, I would probably say something like “I am maybe asexual, I do not know”. He never did that though. My mother never asked me in the first place. My parents do not need to know my struggle.

Children shouldn't have sex. There, that's your excuse.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

I use to tell my father, whenever he asks, “it is not my main priority right now”. If he would ask me to develop my answer, I would probably say something like “I am maybe asexual, I do not know”. He never did that though. My mother never asked me in the first place. My parents do not need to know my struggle.

Weird tbbh my dad never rlly asks me about Sex or whatever it’s always my mom

 

[Capable_Onion]

18 is only the calm before the storm, I expect that turning 20 will be much worse for me as a virgin.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

tell you had gf who died

 

[Emba]

tell you had gf who died

That was my favorite lie.
Then, when probed about it i would say...
I don't want to talk about it.

 

[bait____]

Just LARP or fuck some hooker

 

[tanfeo]

I'll be the last one to advocate for hookers, but I confess that I lost my virginity with a whore.
In your case it may be some kind of a solution.

On another note, it really isn't anyone's business.

 

[Yerberito]

That u experience inceldom and u will never can get a gf