You shouldn't have an answer.
Escortcels though
It’s funny how you mention this. Every time when I dream about sex, I always end up waking up not knowing if I got laid or not. I think my brain doesn’t know how to comprehend how sex would be like.
feels like putting your dick into a bucket of warm water.
A lot of people experience this, even non-virgins.
Out?
J
sex doesnt feel all that amazing, unless its vastly different without a rubber -- blowjobs on the other hand holy fucking shit
Did he have teeth?
Sex with a condom on is pointless.
Contraceptives are unnatural.
Contraceptives are unnatural.
Virgin here, but have had one blowjob. I didn't think it was that amazing. Jerking off with a deathgrip will do that to you
Oh boy, I'm already seeing a few fakies.
Like being human I'd imagine.
Slice a hole in your bed. Put plastic baggie in the hole with lube. Pound away.
Nice, guess I’m a Norman now
Jfl “I’ve had one blowjob”
I jack it with a death grip. I think I've fucked myself up more than just sexually with how hard I squeeze.
You contradicted yourself.
Traditionally, virgin means you haven't had vaginal sex. But by your definition, yes, I'm not a kissless virgin.
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That's stupid. Just place the baggie between the two seats of a couch.
As a guy, you better have had oral, vaginal, and anal before you try to say you're fully not a virgin
As a girl though, if you've kissed you've lost your virginity.
However, if I'm keeping score, I'd say oral might be more validation than vaginal. It's debatable though.
Feels like all your troubles no longer matter.
FAKECELS, READ OP. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ANSWER.
I wouldnt fucking know. Im just subhuman garbage in fleshy packaging
Did you have a condom on when you did it?
go to an escort and find out
who cares. I want real gf. I want the validation. I want love. I want to be desired.
Good question. I'll get back to you....probably when I get an escort.
He had his dick sucked, that’s more validation then I’ll ever have in my life.
This!
Same. I am genetic trash. Even if I somehow were able to convince a literal whore to have sex with me in exchange for money (not likely) it would only be a simulation of being human.
This thread is pure suicide fuel.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm gonna be 25 this summer, and I'm a NW3 jawcel.
That makes me feel worse. I'm 27.
everyone here who had sex with 5+ civilian foid should GET OUT
To be fair, I skimmed through the beginning of the thread. Normies i've told my "stats" to have mocked me.
And if we're going to be technical, there's a difference between incel and truecel.
This proves that the normie definition of "virgin" is bullshit. To me, a kiss and a fuck are part of the same thing. It's just a matter of whether you finish or not.
If a girl has had a penis in her mouth, you cannot consider her a virgin. Sure her Vagina may not have been touched by a penis, but she's done unspeakable things with a penis... That's not what a virgin is.
I completely agree. It's bs the same doesn't apply to a guy.
with all the escortcels here, we should have a solid answer by now
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It can vary wildly. A bad blowjob is just a cock in a mouth, feels kinda good but too teethy and bad technique is just meh. A good blowjob is incredible. Hands, tongue.. and then if she lets you bust in her mouth? I sometimes enjoy it more than sex.
Regular sex can vary to. But vaginas almost always feel great. Definitely a huge difference between condom and no condom. Going back to condom sex would be horrible now. A vagina feels like the perfect home for your cock. A virgin penis is like a homeless genital. A warm soft moist glove for your penis that you can pound into whilst a girl moans in pleasure. What can be better?
Anal sex is a bit different to normal. Its not as natural and takes some prep but the sheer tightness of it is unimaginable. The only thing is you kinda have to be gentle and not many girls can take it up the ass well. Plus it can get a bit smelly after.
Hope this helps.
Regular sex can vary to. But vaginas almost always feel great. Definitely a huge difference between condom and no condom. Going back to condom sex would be horrible now. A vagina feels like the perfect home for your cock. A virgin penis is like a homeless genital. A warm soft moist glove for your penis that you can pound into whilst a girl moans in pleasure. What can be better?
Anal sex is a bit different to normal. Its not as natural and takes some prep but the sheer tightness of it is unimaginable. The only thing is you kinda have to be gentle and not many girls can take it up the ass well. Plus it can get a bit smelly after.
Hope this helps.
A
Oh and a note on whores. Really not comparable imo. I think mostly because its just a mechanical simulation of sex between two people who want eachother. A good whore can make you blow your load like a broken fire hydrant for sure, but personally its never felt anywhere near as good as "the real thing".
M
probably feels like sticking ur penis into roast beef
Dick is getting hard as usual as I skim through this comments
Are you my copycat?
unless they are escortcel, ur right
I don't want to get into too much detail because that will be seen as bragging, but for part of the time, yes.
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somtimes i use handwarmers on my cock wen im jackin. i imagine it feels like that
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