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What do you have to offer women?

QuantumDummy

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Besides your video game collection and serial killer wit.

What do YOU have to offer a woman?
 
Muh personality
 
I would never beat them up or treat them like trash.

Wait,that's probably why I'm incel.
 
I can offer you some ice-cream ;).

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idkwattodowithlife said:
I can offer you some Ben & Jerry ice creams
I hate ice cream.
 
a small penis and my heart :)
 
I can offer women friendship. I can friendzone them! :)

A Good Friend said:
I hate ice cream.

What about some snickerdoodles (or cinnamon cookies)? :)

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Nobody in here has anything to offer.
 
Good kisser and foreplay, great at giving toe-curling full body massages and can just about fuck with a semi-hard-on due to it's thickness.

A civilian FHO will never know this pleasure, or care to. kek
 
My dick. They only have their pussy to offer me. Sadly in this world...
 
The SAME THING they have to offer me. love and affection
 
Love and affection.
Above average cock.
A decent body.
However, I don't have a nice face...
 
nothing, i want to die.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
What about some snickerdoodles (or cinnamon cookies)?

I'm not totally sure what constitutes a "snicker doodle," but alas, I am also not a cinnamon fan.

Spearmint, chocolate, or any combination are the way to my heart, pal
 
I think I might be able to be funny. That is all I have.
 

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