"What Do You DO "?

[maynarde]

How do you answer this?

Me being a classic underachiever it's a frikkn nightmare

Anyone ever answered with some awful answer like...

""Nothing. I'm too ugly to date. Much less worka decent job.

"and I won't have to provide for kids......

"so image 9 an hour and live in the van

 

[henryofmonmouth]

You must be a burger because that's the standard greeting among two strangers. JFL at defining yourself by the type of bootlicking you do.

 

[maynarde]

The question is usually asked by an old friend, a friend of a parent, or an aging sub stacy

The best answer is

WHY?

With a violent edge to your tone