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what do I tell my therapist tomorrow??

imbored21

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I have an intake appointment with a hot therapist (i picked by looks). She's a young intern.  What do I tell her?? I just said I have social anxiety and depression. Do I blackpill her on my ugliness and life of a sub 8 male??
 
Yes, please do and create a thread about it when you're back.
 
Teach her what inceldom is and tell her how she can really help.
 
i i dont like many posts here, but you're on to something. bigly. dude... do it and record audio
 
If you want jewpills to get high/feelhappy:
-dont say much or just say unintelligable shit and act wierd liek dont look her in the eye and fidget but dont do anything dangerous
If you want to blackpill just show her tinder experiments and talk about it. Don't say you hate women or any shit like that or you'll get locked up

You can also try hitting on her, but its probs not gonna work
 
What a waste of time IMO. Can the therapist make you look manlier or handsome? We need face transplants combined with CBT and Adderall + Memantine.
 
imbored21 said:
I have an intake appointment with a hot therapist (i picked by looks). She's a young intern.  What do I tell her?? I just said I have social anxiety and depression. Do I blackpill her on my ugliness and life of a sub 8 male??

Find her on Tinder and catfish her once you do.
 
You call and cancel.
 
>picking a therapist based on HER looks
HAHAHAHAHA
 
tell her your a 20something virgin and watch the look of disgust she makes

also pretend to hide a boner the entire time
 
IronMike said:
tell her your a 20something virgin and watch the look of disgust she makes

also pretend to hide a boner the entire time

This.

Also tell us how it went when you get back.
 
IronMike said:
tell her your a 20something virgin and watch the look of disgust she makes

also pretend to hide a boner the entire time

i'm going to tell her about my escorts and see how she reacts.
 
You are not blackpilled. If you were blackpilled you wouldn't even need a therapist at all.

And why not choose a male therapist instead of a femoid therapist. She won't fuck, and will only give you fake attention.


Grotesque said:
You call and cancel.

This
 
kussan said:
You are not blackpilled. If you were blackpilled you wouldn't even need a therapist at all.

And why not choose a male therapist instead of a femoid therapist. She won't fuck, and will only give you fake attention.



This



I know it's not going to help me but I'm lonely. A $50/hr therapist intern is cheaper than my usual $700 escort.
 
You should tell them about inceldom once or if you are with them for a while.
 
KV3 said:
[font=Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]-dont say much or just say unintelligable shit and act wierd liek dont look her in the eye and fidget but dont do anything dangerous[/font]

kek. I had an attractive therapist one time and did all that shit because she was so fuckable. She diagnosed me with schizophrenia kek. Why the fuck would you choose a hot therapist. Totally pointless dude.
 
Secretly record it. Pleeeeeeeeeeease…
 
Tell her to spread her beef flaps for you.
 
If you're seeing a hot therapist and not fucking her it's definitely over.
 
Tell her you kiss & hug prostitutes. That should say enough.
 
tell her "if one does what roast beef does enough times, one will ecome as roast beef is"
 
Fucking yes man!!! Go full BLACKPILL. Tell that Stacey how it is.
 
Tell her nothing but the truth and don't leave anything out.
 
say "go down on me otherwise i'll tell your superior that you called me an ugly waste of life"
 
Can women even be black pilled? Seems the life of low status males is totally and utterly incomprehensible to them.
 
Your therapist is just your money grabber.
 
good job on helping unskilled women get far in life just due to their looks
 
Why would you pic a hot one. She is least likely to relate/understand


plus it's pure suifuel when you have to look at her
 
_incelinside said:
Why would you pic a hot one. She is  least likely to relate/understand


plus it's pure suifuel when you have to look at her



the point is to have the company of a hot girl not to fix my problems.
 
Didn't our boy Elliot have a female therapist who was lilke a gf substitute to him? Didn't help him much, did it?
 
iblamemyself said:
Didn't our boy Elliot have a female therapist who was lilke a gf substitute to him? Didn't help him much, did it?

Of course it did she helped him slay.
 
retarded_dumbshit said:
>picking a therapist based on HER looks
HAHAHAHAHA
Just lol at lookist incels who think they have a shot at 8/10 women
 
honestly she wasn't as hot as her pictures. She was about 6 years older and 15 lbs heavier. Still would fuck though. Her hairline was on point tbh. I was too high inhib to blackpill her and I'm really starting to realize how pointless and robotic therapy is. She just kind of pretended like she could relate to what I was feeling the whole time. Not a lot of substance. And she asked me what my hobbies are and I told her about my shitposting but she didn't get it and was later like so what are your hobbies? I just fucking told you what my hobbies are!! Maybe next week I can blackpill her. I will be recording all my sessions.
 
imbored21 said:
honestly she wasn't as hot as her pictures. She was about 6 years older and 15 lbs heavier. Still would fuck though. Her hairline was on point tbh. I was too high inhib to blackpill her and I'm really starting to realize how pointless and robotic therapy is. She just kind of pretended like she could relate to what I was feeling the whole time. Not a lot of substance. And she asked me what my hobbies are and I told her about my shitposting but she didn't get it and was later like so what are your hobbies? I just fucking told you what my hobbies are!! Maybe next week I can blackpill her. I will be recording all my sessions.

Nice. :'D
 
guilt trip her into giving you the S U C C and F U C C
 
Man she doesn’t understand anything. She doesn’t even know what warcraft is and she’s highly immature. She’s a nice lady but she seems like a basic bitch who didn’t know what to do with her psychology degree. She didn’t even realize people like me exist. We are living a different reality that she could never comprehend.


Oh and her advice for the week: deep breathing and relaxing music. Fucking lol

Her words of encouragement: at least you’re not in your 30s. You still ha e time. Lmso
 
Therapists only made me worse, the few I've seen don't know shit. They're only good at prescribing Xanax and Zoloft for "depressed" normies, idiots.
 
Jfl at thise faggots who go to the therapist because of lookism.

This shit is true what more you wanna hear. Comforting lies of that bitch who is taking youre money jfl at you cuck
 
I once went to therapist and all I got was some fucking dumb advice (try new hobbies, get out there more to meet people etc.) Fucking lol. They have no idea how some incels have to suffer
 
Kind of getting annoyed with her. I feel like I'm talking to a fucking textbook. And she doesn't understand the incel life at all. Holy fuck. This is so frustrating. I bet if I tell her about my escorts she will throw me into an asylum. She's such a fucking normie. I feel bad because she's nice and trying but holy fuck. Women cannot be therapists.
 
You can also try hitting on her, but its probs not gonna work

You can't hit on a therapist dude... They already think you're worthless scum for being mentalcel even if you're chadlite.
 
Hot therapist LOL
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Thought the goal is to not feel like a complete subhuman
 

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