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DolicoCel

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Whats the reason, why you are here? What specific fail do u have to be here?
facially, its a recessed maxilla, and im also autistic as fuck tbh

and if u could change one thing, which one would it be?
 
Changing one thing wouldn’t be enough at all, but I’d start with my jaw or under-eye area. I’m also norwoording.
 
race, height, face, disease
pretty much anything genetic
what are ur stats if i might ask? it cant be that bad, i mean most people have atleast one good feature, what is yours?
Changing one thing wouldn’t be enough ay all, but I’d start with my jaw or under-eye area
well if u just point out those 2 fails, u must be fakecel, since noone gives a fuck about undereye support, unless u have insane scleral show
 
Whats the reason, why you are here? What specific fail do u have to be here?
facially, its a recessed maxilla, and im also autistic as fuck tbh

and if u could change one thing, which one would it be?
i probably autismmog you to the grave

anxietycel
social idiot
dont know how to talk to girls
big nose
shit lower third
ethnic
not enough muscles
just all round ugly

idk what to say, im a trucel basically
 
i probably autismmog you to the grave

anxietycel
social idiot
dont know how to talk to girls
big nose
shit lower third
ethnic
not enough muscles
just all round ugly

idk what to say, im a trucel basically
you mentoined mental things first, dont u want to change them?
are u still looksmaxxing?
 
heighcel, mentalcel
 
what are ur stats if i might ask? it cant be that bad, i mean most people have atleast one good feature, what is yours?

well if u just point out those 2 fails, u must be fakecel, since noone gives a fuck about undereye support, unless u have insane scleral show
Let me profile you, fellow "incel"
 
well if u just point out those 2 fails, u must be fakecel, since noone gives a fuck about undereye support, unless u have insane scleral show
My eye area is bad in general, but I have always been self conscious about tear throughs since normies and foids have explicitly pointed them out to me
 
you mentoined mental things first, dont u want to change them?
are u still looksmaxxing?
ive already softmaxxed in every way possible way, shape and form, i cant really do much other than surgery at this point

my mental state is a result of constant rejection from girls and scoiety and just being an outcast growing up. i dont think my brain can be fixed at this point .
 
recessed chin, acne, location, and poor as fuck so it's hard to fix those things.
 
Facial asymmetrycel, mentalcel
 
Moroccan
170cm
2/10 face
Crohn's disease and arthritis

@RemoveNormalfags what was 1 good thing about my face?
Your ice blue eyes, how could you forget about them.
Jk, hairline is alright I guess?
 
It's kind of a combination of bland looks and no life.
 
Face, Height and Dick
 
Facecel. I have the face of a burn victim after a failed skin graft
 
Literally everything except a heightcel.
 
schizocel framecel wristcel facecel.
 
spergcel, schizotypalcel, nosecel, metalcel, thincel
 
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chadcel obviously :feelsugh:

threads like these are kinda cringe bro. Might as well ask for face pics
 
Height, teeth, scaring acne, and I'm sure more that I'm unaware of
 
I am pretty much an everything cel, racecel, shortcel, facecel, mentalcel, I am a cursed person
 
Schizoid PD, apathetic as I’ve felt every good feeling there is too feel with opiates, better than sex. Middle aged and given up
 
Whats the reason, why you are here? What specific fail do u have to be here?
facially, its a recessed maxilla, and im also autistic as fuck tbh

and if u could change one thing, which one would it be?
Mental reasons (ADHD; Asperger's Syndrome; probably other stuff due to the years of bullying), height (extremely short for my country/generation), skin disorders (Akne), recessed mandibula (face looks without akne scars ok from the front, but subhuman in the side profile) and other problems like fish lips and a fatty/thinning hair. Things I would change: Height. Probably also neurotypicality if it was possible. The rest is not good, but also not extremely debilitating.
 
looks plus lack of social experience growing up
 
Primarily heightcel (2nd biggest drawback) but also voicecel alongside your typical incel features.
 
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I'm the most truecel here
 
6'2 and white
Don’t say that here bro I don’t want you banned srs let’s wipe that under the rug. Fucking angry mulatto mass reports incoming
 
I'm 3/10, balding; have brown eyes and hair, and an average cock; 5'10 tall. I think that explains a lot.
My main problem is my face, ofc. Although hair is a part of looks too.
 
Fingercel ( thin fingers )
Eyelashcel (my eyelash are not thick enough)
Teethcel (bit yellow)
LegHaircel (too much hairs on my legs)
Toenailcel (in grown nail on my toes)
 
Race (ricecel is considered bottom of the barrel)
Dick (dick is only 4.5” BPL)
Face (face has been rated sub4)
Height (only 5’9”)
 
Autism
Large nose
Nystagmus
 
you can literally select me in world of warcraft and im not even joking (my "friends" making fun of me back when i had some) and let's be honest here its fucking true
im a dwarf goblin..
at least i got some hair left (feel proud of that)
im a pile of shit.. sad and pathetic.. also poor and i ended up here
and EVERYBODY mogs me for my appearance.. im done

its even worst when you try to be friendly with someone and they reject you like a subhuman trash pile of shit, just based on your looks.. can't even make a joke around someone cuz they are taking it seriously

i spend some money on clothes but that doesn't help much
 
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Small Wrists
Big Nose
Skinnycel
Glasses/Shitty Eyesight
 

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