What are your standards for a wife?

[Deleted member 677]

Mine are:

• 100% white, preferably of Slavic descent to match my own ancestry
• Virgin but could have had a boyfriend in the past
• Healthy weight
• Healthy skin
• Mentally healthy
• Good hygiene
• Straightened teeth
• Long hair, seriously, women with short hair look like dudes
• Any hair color but red (it's just not my thing)
• I'm okay with her dyeing her hair as long as it's not an unnatural color i.e. pink, blue, purple etc.
• Eye color is unimportant 
• No tattoos or piercings other than the ear
• Between 5'9" and 5'11"
• Extroverted to counter my introversion
• Christian and deeply religious
• Preferably conservative, libertarian, centrist, or uninterested in politics
• Willing to have at least five children
• Willing to be a housewife
• Around my age, give or take 1-2 years
• High sex drive but always faithful 
• Decently sized hips and buttocks
• Minimal loose skin around the vagina
• D or E breast size
• Talented cook

Those are my WIFE MATERIAL (not hookup) standards, what are yours?

 

[Crustaciouse]

• Pretty face
• Not fat, I dont care if she's slim or busty, I just don't want her to be fat.
• I want her to have similar interests as me so we can have fun and enjoy hobbies together.
• That's it, that's all I want but normies will still say that our standards are high.

 

[Deleted member 1617]

we need so start adding volcel tags to these kinds of posts.

 

[Dekim]

Don't be over 30.
Be fairly slim.
Any race is fine aldo i prefer asians
Have other hobbies than social media

As simple as that, and at the same time nearly impossible to achieve.

 

[Total Imbecile]

-any race other than black, would prefer white
-at least 5' 0'' but not taller than me
-not fat (Im not either)
-medium to small tits tbh
-doesnt have to be a virgin, but her number shouldnt be big
-dont care if shes disabled (missing limb, blind, etc) as long as she can walk by herself and communicate
-no mental disabilities (its okay if shes crazy but if she has downs or anything like that i dont want her)
-tight and innie if possible
-around my age or younger
-around my looksmatch

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Human

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

A nondiseased vagina.

 

[heroinfather]

cute 5'6 stay at home, Asian-west european wife that is naturally blonde and lets me have fuck whenever i want, and becoming a slave and house cleaner that is interested in ghost hunting. Breast size any as long as it's not too small, blue eyes for the Aryan genes i would want my future chad son to have, I would like her to to be casual christian for the benefit of looking better to society but lowkey athiest. Will go ghost hunting with me 2 times a month and Sasquatch hunting for special occasions.

 

[blackpill_incel]

Ready for my long aspie list?














>not fat
>virgin

 

[theultimate341]

Asian but at this point anything human

 

[Redpill Robert]

I tend to prefer pale blondes and gingers, but I'm attracted to all races of women really. Really just depends. Some nights I'm in the mood for Asian cuisine, other nights I'm in the mood for KFC if you catch my drift. So really I'd ideally have multiple wives of different races. That way you get your variety and ALSO when one is on her period, you have a backup.

Aside from that:

-5'7" and up OR 5'1" and under
- hairstyle with bangs (ALL my crushes look like this)
- Skinny and small waist, but still with a big ass and big tits
- Girly girl; loves makeup and stuff
- Highly introverted and intelligent... Like Daria, but still a girly girl
- Knows how to and loves to cook
- Sexually submissive and does what I want, but still knows how to suck and ride a dick
- I like piercings and tattoos as long as the girl isn't some far-left feminist (I know, most are)
- Not a slut
- Socially and politically conservative, but not a teabilly or cuckservative

 

[Deleted member 2299]

dont be hideous and dont be a landwhale

 

[jagged0]

Mine are:

• 100% white, preferably of Slavic descent to match my own ancestry
• Virgin but could have had a boyfriend in the past
• Healthy weight
• Healthy skin
• Mentally healthy
• Good hygiene
• Straightened teeth
• Long hair, seriously, women with short hair look like dudes
• Any hair color but red (it's just not my thing)
• I'm okay with her dyeing her hair as long as it's not an unnatural color i.e. pink, blue, purple etc.
• Eye color is unimportant 
• Between 5'9" and 5'11"
• Christian and deeply religious
• Preferably conservative, libertarian, centrist, or uninterested in politics
• Willing to have at least five children
• Willing to be a housewife
• Around my age, give or take 1-2 years
• High sex drive but always faithful 
• Decently sized hips and buttocks
• Minimal loose skin around the vagina
• D or E breast size
• Talented cook

Those are my WIFE MATERIAL (not hookup) standards, what are yours?

"standards" fakecel GTFO REEEEEEE!

 

[It's All a Cope]

HUMAN
IN GOOD HEALTH

 

[Weed]

My ideal wife material would be her having a huge cock but srs none, just skinny and not sub3, if it's Thai no less than sub6

 

[Dekim]

Some of you guys are so volcel with your huge req lists. I'd even settle with a top tier thai ladyboy.

 

[Deleted member 677]

Some of you guys are so volcel with your huge req lists. I'd even settle with a top tier thai ladyboy.

That's literally so fucking gay

 

[Dekim]

That's literally so fucking gay

In my book if you don't fuck a hot thai ladyboy, you are a volcel. It would be gay only if you let him fuck you lol.

 

[Erenor]

- around my age or a bit younger
- not obese
- down to earth, has a big heart
- some kind of shared interest
- faithful

Mine are:

• Extroverted to counter my introversion
   that would also be really nice, but I guess it's no prerequisit

 

[Deleted member 2119]

All my looks standards,Kind, empathetic

 

[Deleted member 1252]

we need so start adding volcel tags to these kinds of posts.

 

[Pasteleiro]

 

[Winged Hussar]

- nonexistent

Not sure if a person who wishes to be ugly and lonely is still an incel, but in my mind they are.

 

[ItheIthe]

I'd rather live alone than spend time with a woman.

 

[non_factor]

Be faithful to me,have genuine attraction towards me(impossible).

 

[NeverSubmit]

nothing that exists in the real world. females are incapable of truly being loyal.

You're 14 bro go play some Call Of Duty

 

[incel4life]

* Be younger than myself
* Be a virgin

 

[hangman_noose]

Have at least one functioning kidney and one functioning lung. Also, no terminal illness would be preferable.

 

[spergcel]

- 6 years difference at most
- not too fat
- white or asian
- no STD

Have at least 3 of these and I marry you.

 

[PessimisticFailure]

- Woman

- Not a landwhale

- Not a feminist

 

[FeminismsCancer]

Curry
Cute
Young (jb a plus)
Not too fat
Not too dark
Not a feminist
Long hair
Feminine
Can make round chapati

 

[FiliumExMachina]

If we're talking looks, I just want my looksmatch. 

If I wanna wife her up tho... I just want loyalty. Pure, utmost loyalty to me. Preferrably a virgin like me. Could be a non-virgin if she was either completely indifferent or downright resentful to all previous partners.

(Realistically tho, fuck off with that marriage crap).

 

[kussan]

Virgin.

 

[Machiavelli]

virgin

7/10

conservative

 

[QuantumDummy]

She has to know at least 3 martial arts.
Must be able to hold her breath for 2 minutes underwater, no exceptions.
Know how to raise rabbits for meat.
Speak at least 6 different languages, including French and whatever.
Be human.

 

[Minjaze]

Female, virgin, nor morbidly obese, similar interests, is mentally stable.

Everything else I don't care about.

 

[TheVman]

Fuck op in the ass dirty ass volcel you're not a fucking incel by any standards fuck off

 

[Sparrow's Song]

>At least my looksmatch or higher.
>Indian, Arab, North African, Turkish/Central Asian, Mediterranean, Hispanic, Asian or Black... White women are barbarians...
>Preferably rich,
>Preferably Muslim or Hindu, other religions are okay but no atheists or Christians (Christian morals are fine but they ALL want to covert you)
>Virgins preferred, no more than two previous partners.
>ADHD preferred
>Decent intelligence, cannot have a dumbed down, drugged out normie brain.
>Likes my hobbies, doesn't have to participate but can't complain about them.
>Good taste of art, entertainment, and music.
>At least a bit woke with a third eye that's at least opened by a sliver.
>Shares a distaste for degeneracy and modern Western culture.
>Healthy body and lifestyle.
>Fearless and down to do ninja shit.
>Does not respect authority figures.
>Humble are righteous.
>Dresses like nobility.

 

[Currycel4Life]

- Don't be horrendously ugly or overweight

- Actually find me desirable

- Plz don't cuck me

 

[Akarin]

-Japanese, Korean or Chinese
-cute
-young (perfectly I met her when she wasn't more than 15)
-virgin
-faithful
-can't have children

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

The standards some of these Incels have...

My god...

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

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HUMAN
IN GOOD HEALTH
[/quote]

She can literally get rammed by any Chad out there, even as a 0/10. Lower your standards, pal.

 

[Grain_of_sin]

You have a grocery list of requirements for a woman, but call yourself incel? 

Your sig says you're in highschool, but thinking about marriage?

Get your priorities together son. Lose V for now, keep studying.

 

[It's All a Cope]

She can literally get rammed by any Chad out there, even as a 0/10. Lower your standards, pal.

Silly me, we truecels don't get to have standards.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

For me, at the bare minimum, it is:
-Has at least one common ethnic group with me (I'm in like 10-12 different ethnic groups and they're extremely common ethnic groups so it's definitely not a problem).
-A good personality (feminine, traditional, loyal).
-Has to be skinny.
-Not physically deformed.

 

[uglylifematters]

don't really want one anymore