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Personally if I end up being a truecel (I'm 18 meaning I still have a few years before going complete LDAR), I will probably escortcel, I'm not dying a virgin, I want to at least know what sex feels like. Hopefully I will be very stable financially (since I wont have a wife or kids to pay for). I will also become a heavy gymcel and will study physics and astronomy, to one day leave this shithole called "earth" and will travel to alien planets, hopefully I will mog all alien Chads and will be their Giga-Chad and will drown in alien pussy.

What about you boyos?
 
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Bang hookers, play videogames, smoke cheese and increase my knowledge
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
Bang hookers, play videogames,  smoke cheese and increase my knowledge

Same here, best and healthiest cope imo
 
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iiiTeMpeR said:
Same here, best and healthiest cope imo

Sounds like we have similar interests. When I was younger I used to want to join the army but literally everyone talked me out of it.  "you dont want to be a grunt on the frontline. Do you know brooo how long it takes to go up the ranks". But maybe thats just cope. You still have time being 18. Physics and astronomy are noble pursuits
 
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My current goal is not actively killing myself. Once I reach 30, I will start smoking cigarettes in the hopes of getting lung cancer.
 
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RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said:
Once I reach 30, I will start smoking cigarettes in the hopes of getting lung cancer.
Why put off what you could be doing today? But yeah don't commit suicide dude
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
Why put off what you could be doing today? But yeah don't commit suicide dude

I'd rather wait before I take those measurements. I still look forward to new releases by my favorite artist. And don't worry, my religion prevents me from killing myself. Although I'm not sure if smoking falls under the category of "killing one's self," since it's a slow process.
 
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RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE said:
Although I'm not sure if smoking falls under the category of "killing one's self," since it's a slow process.
I meant don't commit seppuku or hang yourself or jump off a bridge or whatever. 

I was half joking,  but I don't think smoking does fall under that category. Smoke as many as you like. May aswell get some pleasure.
 
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To live long enough to experience fully immersive VR and sentient AI.

I would KILL for an immersive VR world like SAO but can we honestly even say that would happen in our lifetime?
 
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Battlefield3cel said:
I meant don't commit seppuku or hang yourself or jump off a bridge or whatever. 

I was half joking,  but I don't think smoking does fall under that category. Smoke as many as you like. May aswell get some pleasure.

I know what you meant haha, no worries.. I won't do any of that. I visualize myself doing it, but I know I can't ever do that. I started smoking when I was 13, quit at 18.. I haven't smoked in years, but I was never addicted. I just did it to pass the time. Cost me a lot of money, though. But they jacked up the prices even more, so I'm going to need a job to continue that habit.
 
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I have discovered the ultimate cope, but I don't want to speak about it because it is a magnet for retards who think they are cleverer than me.

Discover it by yourself like I did.
 
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I want to become an immortal superman. 

Doesn't mean I'll get laid, though. I'll probably wind up a transhumancel.

http://www.cryonics.org/images/uploads/misc/ManIntoSuperman.pdf
 
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It is amazing that you brethren have goals. For me it is just LDAR. And hope for a quick, elegant and pain-free death. Like a heart attack or something. Or I finally master the courage for the rope.


Fontaine said:
I have discovered the ultimate cope, but I don't want to speak about it because it is a magnet for retards who think they are cleverer than me.

Discover it by yourself like I did.

You are trash. You either say what you what the cope is or you don't type anything in the first place.
 
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advancedatheist said:
I want to become an immortal superman. 

http://www.cryonics.org/images/uploads/misc/ManIntoSuperman.pdf

That was interesting


DankIncel said:



You are trash. You either say what you what the cope is or you don't type anything in the first place.



Yeah what is it?
 
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I'd like to regularly nut in whores, but I don't realistically expect that to happen.
 
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You are trash. You either say what you what the cope is or you don't type anything in the first place.

I just wanted to let fellow incels know that the cope to end all copes exists. It is a cope that can actually make you look forward to the future.

But I will not reveal it. You must deserve this cope, come to it after a long intellectual journey.

At most I can give hints: it's not drugs, it's not suicide, and it doesn't involve sex.
 
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Fontaine said:
I just wanted to let fellow incels know that the cope to end all copes exists. It is a cope that can actually make you look forward to the future.

But I will not reveal it. You must deserve this cope, come to it after a long intellectual journey.

At most I can give hints: it's not drugs, it's not suicide, and it doesn't involve sex.

Lol you don't have one,  do you
 
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I promise this cope exists and I will add another hint: somebody in this thread came very close to it.
 
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Fontaine said:
I promise this cope exists and I will add another hint: somebody in this thread came very close to it.

Dude, just say the cope
 
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1) Research unknown areas in maths and teach/lecture maths to the younger generations.

2) Have a daughter through surrogacy or IVF and teach her about maths, life and love, also have hopes for her become a mathematician; if she doesn't then that's totally fine.

My biggest coping mechanism is learning new shit (usually maths though) and gain new profound knowledge. I think most incels should pick one academic area their interested in and learn a lot about it, or learn some bits and pieces from all fields, but you're knowledge in them won't be too deep. You guys would definitely benefit from it :).

Our bodies can't keep evolving, but our minds can keep evolving. Learn as much as you can, my fellow incel brethrens.
 
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Fontaine said:
I just wanted to let fellow incels know that the cope to end all copes exists. It is a cope that can actually make you look forward to the future.

But I will not reveal it. You must deserve this cope, come to it after a long intellectual journey.

At most I can give hints: it's not drugs, it's not suicide, and it doesn't involve sex.

I've been strictly LDARing for years and you say I don't deserve this cope? Tell me.
 
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Morf12 said:
I've been strictly LDARing for years and you say I don't deserve this cope? Tell me.

The problem is that every time I have revealed this extremely precious cope to some random depressed dude on the internet, he was too dumb or ignorant to see its value.

After several experiences of this nature, I have concluded that if you don't know the cope, then you probably don't deserve to have it taught to you, because the same idiocy that prevented you from discovering it also prevents you from understanding it.
 
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Fontaine said:
The problem is that every time I have revealed this extremely precious cope to some random depressed dude on the internet, he was too dumb or ignorant to see its value.

After several experiences of this nature, I have concluded that if you don't know the cope, then you probably don't deserve to have it taught to you, because the same idiocy that prevented you from discovering it also prevents you from understanding it.

You can't compare me to the average depressed dude on the internet. I don't consider depression to be a big deal after everything I've been through. How many people have actually LDAR'd for 5 years let alone 1. Depression is natural if you're a truecel. Some of us might be low IQcels too so idiocy is to be expected, that or burden of inceldom have clouded our minds too much to look for answers.
 
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tfw when you are walking past a group Femoids, and one of them says "how about him" and you hear an "ewwww noooo" followed by Teehees.

mfw when they don't care if I hear.

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tfw you have no choice you are stuck in a LDAR lifestyle. But deep down you wish you had non cucked intimacy.
mfw
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Looksmaxing to the point where I can actually get validation from girls which will make me able to persue other goals again.
 
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I think my goal is not killing myself. Thats all :(
 
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swissincel said:
Looksmaxing to the point where I can actually get validation from girls which will make me able to persue other goals again.
Very bad cope, you should try not to depend on women's validation
 
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swissincel said:
Looksmaxing to the point where I can actually get validation from girls which will make me able to  persue other goals again.

I think that has been my cope since i was 16 to 24 or so. I failed miserably. I hope you get more lucky than me.
 
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IsolationHurts said:
I think that has been my cope since i was 16 to 24 or so. I failed miserably. I hope you get more lucky than me.

ehh its just a question of what amount of validation will make me content. I know I will never be able to slay, but I would be happy with a few ltrs with 5+ girls. its very hard to be motivated and productive at work without any validation at all.

how did you fail though?



Fontaine said:
Very bad cope, you should try not to depend on women's validation

yeah let me just disable my instincts which have persisted since the start of our species
u cant be happy without validation from the sex you are attracted too aslong as your sexuality is intact
 
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Many accomplished savants and scientists were celibate/monk types
 
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Move a few hundred miles away from my cesspit city to a large town and get a cat.

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swissincel said:
ehh its just a question of what amount of validation will make me content. I know I will never be able to slay, but I would be happy with a few ltrs with 5+ girls. its very hard to be motivated and productive at work without any validation at all.

how did you fail though?

I tried It all during college: Sports, showers, socializing, therapy, drugs, meditation, volunteer, etc... I slept 5-6 hours almost every day for years, with no success.
 I didnt even get a friend. I'm too ugly and weird. When i ended and got my degree i isolated myself (even more) because of frustration and hate to my peers Who could have a normal life without even trying. All i did during my best days of youth was just trying to get laid and i failed. And almost anyone can have sex with no effort...
I think theres some people that Will be alone forever, no matter what they do and how hard they try. And im one of them. I hate my life.
Anyway, good luck.
 
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my only goal in life is to establish a sex flow. once i have that ill come up with a real goal. life is meaningless and hedonism is the only true path
 
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weservenomsg said:
my only goal in life is to establish a sex flow. once i have that ill come up with a real goal. life is meaningless and hedonism is the only true path

I can give you the goal of sending me the morphs you promised
 
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