Serious What are your ascension plans for the near future? (No LDAR please)

[wereqryan]

I am 27 KHHV oldcel. My life has been one of pain, struggle, isolation and failure (there is a reason why I have "complete biological failure" captioned below my avi pic. I am very suicidal and I've already told my parents that I will rope soon. But before roping, I plan to try to ascend one last time. If I succeed in ascension, I will live on, if I fail I rope instantly.

Now, ascension is mostly cope because an incel is unlikely to overcome a lifetime of rejection, low self esteem, high inhibition, mental illness despite a sudden change in appearance after a few surgeries. In spite of that, its important that we at least try to ascend because trying something with false hope is better than a painful living death of LDAR lifestyle.

Anyways, I have plans to carry out these things this year:

⦁ Facial implants (orbital rim, cheekbone and chin)
⦁ Gynocomastia surgery
⦁ Hair removal (65-70% already done. hope to finish this off soon)
⦁ Testosterone therapy (will start soon)
⦁ Penis enlargement (need to research this more)
⦁ Bodybuilding (already doing but taking a break because of severe depression)
⦁ Pharma grade HGH injections (need to research some more)
⦁ Skin whitening (hopefully soon)
⦁ Teeth alignment (hopefully soon)
⦁ Stretta (for acid reflux)
⦁ PRP for both knees (for minor cartilage injury)
⦁ Job (ehh.. I dunno how this is gonna happen)

So, what are your plans? (No LDAR please)

 

[Michael15651]

Deltoid implants
Abs implants
Wrist implant
Second rhinoplasty
2x eyebrow botox
Chin plant
Skin lightening surgery

 

[wereqryan]

Wrist implant

Never heard of this. How's it gonna work?

 

[Michael15651]

Never heard of this. How's it gonna work?

People manage to get their ribs removed. I'm sure I can convince a plastic surgeon to at least do the top and maybe reach the sides. Also forgot forearm implants.

 

[wereqryan]

People manage to get their ribs removed. I'm sure I can convince a plastic surgeon to at least do the top and maybe reach the sides. Also forgot forearm implants.

Just use a handgrip trainer if you're not already.

 

[Michael15651]

Just use a handgrip trainer if you're not already.

The results are mild, I've tried it before.

 

[FaceandHFD]

My skin regimen
fin and keto for hair
surgeries(lower third mainly tbhtbh)
CUCKMAXXING for social circle
pick up a new side job
uni education then good job for more income tbhtbh

 

[Sans]

Protest at the White House for the money to fund it, then I’ll figure it out.

 

[wereqryan]

CUCKMAXXING for social circle

sounds legit!

 

[FaceandHFD]

sounds legit!

of course you need to act how you look. maybe be a bit funny too.

 

[Deleted member 4999]

Gonna do a post on lookism on what’s surgeries I need

 

[RollD20]

No ammount of surgery can probably fix me tbh, and wageslaving just for surgeries that might not even work is a bad gamble.

I would rather save up and see if I could maybe bioengineer my own foid army in the future.

 

[Mik_TFL]

Dude, you are making things way more difficult than they really are. No need to get all those expensive surgeries... Just go to some rural area in some 3rd world shithole country and buy someone's daughter in marriage for ~$8k. If you live in a western country, your passport is by far your most valuable asset. That's my plan B.

As for plan A:
Well, it would be insincere of me to say that I've tried just meeting people through my social circle because I've never had a social circle with more than 5 people or an indirect social circle that had any real amount of women in it.
Starting from St. Uninstall's field research it is obvious that cold approaching will not work for incels... however while both forced, and non-verbal interactions usually end up very bad for me (and I suspect it is the same for all incels), interactions with people whom I've somehow broken the ice usually end up well as I'm a fairly likable (not because of looks obviously) and interesting person. Once normies get past your ugly face and actually talk to you for some 20 mins most of the negative halo from being ugly dissipates, this, as long as you don't dare signal any sexual interest.

So, because next semester I only have 2 classes at the university and a lot of free time, the plan is to go to the 3 universities in the area that have a very high female to male ratios: there is an university for education (that name isn't odd in German), a music university and an arts university. Plan is to just crash to all of their parties / university events and go from there, e.g. the music one usually has events showcasing some of the student's music.

The ultimate goal is to find some fairly ugly girl at or slightly below my looksmatch who is also very shy and doesn't have a real social circle with a lot of men in it, those exist and are actually not that rare, but it is difficult to get to contact them if not through their social circle.
Even after all that, I won't bother asking for their numbers, I'll just ask their friends : "is she single? I might just ask her for a date right now", then, If they tell me I have a chance, then just introduce myself to her as "friend of X" and directly ask them out on a date.

Honestly, worst case scenario is I make a bunch of friends and establish a social circle.

 

[Michael15651]

I would rather save up and see if I could maybe bioengineer my own foid army in the future.

That’s some next level thinking

 

[_wifebeater_]

You can't really ascend once you're over 21 tbh. Ascending means to take a teen foids virginity. If you've never done that, it's over. So I don't even try anymore.

 

[Supreme being]

- jaw surgery (or a combo of genioplasty + chin implant)
- rhinoplasty
- lip lift. Aka philtrum shortening
- under eyes and brow bone filler/ or implant
- filler/ implant to the jaw (unsure)
- elevator shoes

 

[rabitter]

- Roidmaxxing: Only T in the beginning but I'll add Tren if the Norwood Reaper has claimed my mane by then
- Fillers: Jaw/chin fillers
- Eye color change: First I'll use colored contacts. But I'll eventually get eye color surgery when I have the money.
- Hair transplant: FUE and BHT. Will have to get it multiple times sadly.
- Dying my hair: Brown looks better on my face but I have very dark black. Need to change this.
- Teeth whitening: Laser teeth whitening from a dentist, not those shitty strips that don't even work
- Dickmaxxing: Not really my priority. Probably the list item on this list.
- Handgripmaxxing: Improve hand grip.
- Wagecuckmaxxing: Be a cuck to (((them))) so I can get the shekels required to eventually become a Surgery-Enhanced Chadlite.
- NTmaxxing and Lowinhibmaxxing: Possibly the least achievable thing on this list. I doubt I'll ever become NT but I'll give it a try. DIY exposure therapy combined with propranolol and caber is my plan.
- LASIK
- Neckmaxxing: Neckpill is real.
- Boots: I'm 6 ft but wearing boots makes me 6'2. 6'0 is King of the Manlets where I live. Those 2 inches is all the difference between incel and normie-lite. But I'll have to moneymaxx first because I want to get quality boots like Red Wing Iron Rangers or Wolverine 1000 Milers.
- Approachmaxxing: Like Uninstall's 1000 foid challenge but done in a less autistic manner

You can't really ascend once you're over 21 tbh. Ascending means to take a teen foids virginity. If you've never done that, it's over. So I don't even try anymore.

Defeatist high-inhib cope

 

[Yettiluch]

Put a 40 cal in my mouth and ascend my brain to a higher level of consciousness.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I'll keep approaching. I'll probably spam message girls on online dating too but I'm really not a fan - firstly because I don't like the idea of hiding behind a computer screen as opposed to interacting face to face, and secondly because it has skewed the balance of power/choice so heavily in favour of girls' to the detriment of guys like me.

Unfortunately I'm not in a position to meet girls through more conventional contexts so don't really know what else I can do.

 

[a1mless]

Only positive is I am not the ugliest person in the world, however I am below average and with severe autism. Nothing can fix that.

 

[Kobecel]

- Roidmaxxing: Only T in the beginning but I'll add Tren if the Norwood Reaper has claimed my mane by then
- Fillers: Jaw/chin fillers
- Eye color change: First I'll use colored contacts. But I'll eventually get eye color surgery when I have the money.
- Hair transplant: FUE and BHT. Will have to get it multiple times sadly.
- Dying my hair: Brown looks better on my face but I have very dark black. Need to change this.
- Teeth whitening: Laser teeth whitening from a dentist, not those shitty strips that don't even work
- Dickmaxxing: Not really my priority. Probably the list item on this list.
- Handgripmaxxing: Improve hand grip.
- Wagecuckmaxxing: Be a cuck to (((them))) so I can get the shekels required to eventually become a Surgery-Enhanced Chadlite.
- NTmaxxing and Lowinhibmaxxing: Possibly the least achievable thing on this list. I doubt I'll ever become NT but I'll give it a try. DIY exposure therapy combined with propranolol and caber is my plan.
- LASIK
- Neckmaxxing: Neckpill is real.
- Boots: I'm 6 ft but wearing boots makes me 6'2. 6'0 is King of the Manlets where I live. Those 2 inches is all the difference between incel and normie-lite. But I'll have to moneymaxx first because I want to get quality boots like Red Wing Iron Rangers or Wolverine 1000 Milers.
- Approachmaxxing: Like Uninstall's 1000 foid challenge but done in a less autistic manner

Defeatist high-inhib cope

High IQ

 

[chudur-budur]

Born again as a 6'2" tall blonde chad.

 

[happiless]

LDAR

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Potentially undergo a bunch of surgeries.

 

[Murdoch89]

Planning to train to become a survivalist living of the grid or to live in a monastery or to be put in prison all to get away from this society

 

[Getlooksordie]

getting double jaw surgery and chin wing next month, then eyelid surgery, then a non surgical nosejob.

 

[First loss]

Prettyboylooksmaxxing tbh. My only chance. Some foid will maybe then see me as a cute short guy or something. If a miracle happens I will grow but I can't count on it.

 

[Lonelycel]

July 2019: Rhinoplasty
Later in 2019: Chin Implant/Jaw surgery - I'm not too sure about what I need right now because I have a massive beard
2020: Cheiloplasty (Lip reduction) I really need this since I have uneven lips and many people including my parents have told me that I constantly look grumpy because of them. I will aim to achieve thin and even lips. This will also help my chin to look bigger.
2020: Laser hair removal on my cheeks above the beard line (beard grows right up to under my eyes and you can still see the stubble after I shave, looks gross)
2020: Microdermabrasion/ chemical peels to solve my deep acne scars.

The main thing I'm worried about really is the cost of all these procedures. I don't know if I will have enough.

Now, on to the other stuff outside of surgery.

Exercise - reduce bodyfat levels in order to get hollowed out cheeks (I have high cheekbones)
Lift weights - try to increase my shoulders/triceps/traps in order to increase frame
Fix my posture - I need to fix my severe hunchback posture (virgin walk)
Maintain a good skincare regime - at the moment I'm spending 100's of £ on skincare products which are doing a good job. I need to exfoliate, wash my skin with cold water only, use toner and moisturise. Also use eye cream and face masks.
Diet - Very very important that I eat good food and avoid facial bloat. Again, good standard meat/fish is expensive.
Take vitamins - Only taking vitamin D for the time being
Reduce computer/screen time - research has shown that computer screen usage can affect the look of the eyes.
Get at least 9 hours sleep - Go to sleep at 11 and wake up at 8. (can't sleep earlier due to wagecucking). Buy a dust filter for my bedroom to get optimal sleep.
NoFap - self explanatory.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Hairmaxx(i already have a short long hair, the feminist lesbian style) Im going to grow it for 4 years.
I need a solution for my eyebags
Maybe i can wear some lifts for my manletism. Its brutal tho.
No solution for my dick bec. i dont care about sex.

 

[Doug]

People manage to get their ribs removed. I'm sure I can convince a plastic surgeon to at least do the top and maybe reach the sides. Also forgot forearm implants.

Implants look shit and fake asfuck

Get clavicle lengthening and work on your delts along with HGH for wristmaxxing


Ab implants are the only implants which might make sense, but even they look fake asfuck

 

[TheCrock]

Skip the shitty implants, get bone surgeries. At least for the jaw, if you have a weak jaw, more than likely it's your jaw angle, not the chin. Get double jaw with ccw rotation. It'll make your breathing a million times better.

 

[Cuyen]

Actually I have a good plans. first I need to looksmax:

-I need eyebrow thinning because mine are not thin(I think I can get this done in hairstylist)

-I need to get rid of my under eyebags and I read this is possible with some treatments cosmetic stuff

-I don't have recessed chin or jaw but not Chad jaw-chin. so I need to take a jaw surgery to get a chad jaw

-I have shitty hair,it is literally looks like shit. I need to take care of it which will cost me so expensive

Except these,I don't think I need anything else. jaw surgery will be a good plus for me I think.

 

[赤い太陽]

Personally, I approached my last woman two days ago. I'm not doing it again.

I don't think I'll be getting surgery anytime soon, but I will get back in the gym very soon. @ColdPillow is the man; he gave me a meal plan months ago (I hope he doesn't mind me saying so). I have had to tweak it a bit, but so far it's helped a lot.

Anyways, I may get something done about my hair, but I think I'll wait until after I move to Europe.

Personally, I don't think LooksMaxxing works.

 

[Deleted member 14430]

I have quite a bit of statusmaxxing to do, many kids my age are in uni, have a job or money, A CAR , and shit to look forward to in life. Also friends in which I have zero of. Theres still female virgins my age albeit not many, I think I'll go back to uni this summer and try my luck again.

 

[Michael15651]

Implants look shit and fake asfuck

Get clavicle lengthening and work on your delts along with HGH for wristmaxxing


Ab implants are the only implants which might make sense, but even they look fake asfuck

I'm seriously considering HGH.