Experiment What are you getting here? (lifetime limit of 1 potion per customer)
Purple
Blue, bc even though I originally wouldve taken purple, this doesnt seem to account for inflation, and what about a possible tax audit?
iwant the shekels
I would most likely take the blue potion. But one potion is missing. The potion to increase penis size.
Purple so I can be financially free forever
is the 3k gonna be adjusted for inflation?
Purple
3k per month is barely scraping by in Canada
lol wow really well presented thread!
Also Shenmue is amazing ^_^
Also Shenmue is amazing ^_^
Really difficult decision tbh. All of those seem highly desirable. Purple might be the best, but at the same time I would worry it would cause me to keep on rotting forever until I kill myself.
IQ would be really nice too, but increase my social isolation even more, I would guess.
I find it hard to judge which one is better between the two looks-related ones, because I don't know how my face would look like with +2/10.
Honestly, the potion that is missing is the one that instantly kills you without any pain or distress. As kind of a control group. "Against the option of just dying right now, which of these blessings do you chose?".
IQ would be really nice too, but increase my social isolation even more, I would guess.
I find it hard to judge which one is better between the two looks-related ones, because I don't know how my face would look like with +2/10.
Honestly, the potion that is missing is the one that instantly kills you without any pain or distress. As kind of a control group. "Against the option of just dying right now, which of these blessings do you chose?".
I wonder if there's actually anything I could really do with a higher IQ.
It seems like most of the obstacles in front of me are social and so I doubt they'd be significantly overcome by an IQ boost.
A health boost would benefit me a lot though! As these health maladies I have have held me back lots. Also if I could be rid of my OCD that would be great.
It seems like most of the obstacles in front of me are social and so I doubt they'd be significantly overcome by an IQ boost.
A health boost would benefit me a lot though! As these health maladies I have have held me back lots. Also if I could be rid of my OCD that would be great.
Blue please!!!
blue probably
I would have chose purple if it was more money(maybe 6k) or yellow if it was like 5/6 inches
even higher iq would lead to more suffering
I would have chose purple if it was more money(maybe 6k) or yellow if it was like 5/6 inches
even higher iq would lead to more suffering
M
If my face gained 2 points I would be just below average, I'd rather take the 3 inches and get closer to 6 foot
Purple
At this stage i just wanna rot so purple.
purple
tough choice between blue and red, but ultimately red
Definitely blue, with that +2 id start looking half decent
Yes.
I don't know what your IQ is, but there are plenty of career paths that lead to high paying positions for people who are ugly and non-NT but have a high IQ. Like being a programmer or engineer.
Purple or red it depends if purple can still get a job on top of that money
Purple most likely
As for which potion i would personally pick...it would really depend on what my current mood was at the time.
Purple: I'm leaning towards this. I hate my job and I'd be content to live off of 3000 dollars of UBI as you could live nicely on that in most of "flyover" america.
Blue: If you asked me this 15-20 years ago I would have picked this for sure, no-brainer. But at my age there isn't as much I would gain, especially since +2 in looks would make me average at BEST, maybe a bit below
Yellow: This is the only one I'd never pick out of the four. I mean I'd take it over nothing, but I only included it since height is a big topic here.
Red: I have a low IQ and that comes with a lot of downsides without any positives. I'm limited to menial low wage unskilled labor, which obviously limits my earning potential. It's also very frustrating having a low IQ. I'm a slow learner, it's harder for me to understand things, I have trouble explaining things in real life (it's A LOT easier online when I have time to think). I "don't think on the fly" very well. +20 points would make me average, which would open up a lot of potential career paths. Though since I'm in my late 30s and only have unskilled low wage labor on my resume, that would be a big obstacle even if I magically woke up with an IQ of 100 or so. Like with the blue potion, I wouldn't have as much to gain from it as I would if I were 20 years younger.
Purple: I'm leaning towards this. I hate my job and I'd be content to live off of 3000 dollars of UBI as you could live nicely on that in most of "flyover" america.
Blue: If you asked me this 15-20 years ago I would have picked this for sure, no-brainer. But at my age there isn't as much I would gain, especially since +2 in looks would make me average at BEST, maybe a bit below
Yellow: This is the only one I'd never pick out of the four. I mean I'd take it over nothing, but I only included it since height is a big topic here.
Red: I have a low IQ and that comes with a lot of downsides without any positives. I'm limited to menial low wage unskilled labor, which obviously limits my earning potential. It's also very frustrating having a low IQ. I'm a slow learner, it's harder for me to understand things, I have trouble explaining things in real life (it's A LOT easier online when I have time to think). I "don't think on the fly" very well. +20 points would make me average, which would open up a lot of potential career paths. Though since I'm in my late 30s and only have unskilled low wage labor on my resume, that would be a big obstacle even if I magically woke up with an IQ of 100 or so. Like with the blue potion, I wouldn't have as much to gain from it as I would if I were 20 years younger.
I think I probably do have a high enough IQ to do those anyway. I think the problem usually is the cost of education, predicting the jobs market, etc.
Programming of course though yah you can learn online ^^
I guess with a super high IQ you'd have more chance of being in the top bracket in a field and if you chose the field carefully then you might do well.
M
I would pick purple so I can be a perma NEET
Green.
This is one of the polls where it's actually hard to decide and not "press this button to get a hamburger or or that button 1 million"
This is one of the polls where it's actually hard to decide and not "press this button to get a hamburger or or that button 1 million"
Blue and green would be nice but wouldn't change much apart from making me normie in either of those categories.
Red is quite enticing. While the previous two would just make me a normie somewhere where I'm lagging, this would increase my stats in something where I should be better off than average. The one time I got officially IQ tested I ended up with something like 110 or 115, but that was because the test included questions where you had to choose synonyms and antonyms of various words, so when you didn't know the rather obscure words that were asked, like I didn't, you were just guessing, and that brought me down quite a bit
. In the mathematical pattern recognition/spatial imagination part of the test, I scored like 130, so having 20 points more in that would be pretty good.
But... ultimately I'll have to go with purple, 3000 dollars a month is like the top 5% income in my country, if not even rarer, and since it's adjusted for inflation I'll just enjoy the free money for the rest of my life. Plus, nothing says that I couldn't still work and have additional income for that, so when it comes between a top 1% IQ and that maybe leading to a top 1% income, or having a top 1% income right away, I'll have to choose that latter.
Red is quite enticing. While the previous two would just make me a normie somewhere where I'm lagging, this would increase my stats in something where I should be better off than average. The one time I got officially IQ tested I ended up with something like 110 or 115, but that was because the test included questions where you had to choose synonyms and antonyms of various words, so when you didn't know the rather obscure words that were asked, like I didn't, you were just guessing, and that brought me down quite a bit
. In the mathematical pattern recognition/spatial imagination part of the test, I scored like 130, so having 20 points more in that would be pretty good.But... ultimately I'll have to go with purple, 3000 dollars a month is like the top 5% income in my country, if not even rarer, and since it's adjusted for inflation I'll just enjoy the free money for the rest of my life. Plus, nothing says that I couldn't still work and have additional income for that, so when it comes between a top 1% IQ and that maybe leading to a top 1% income, or having a top 1% income right away, I'll have to choose that latter.
Difficult. $3000 seems to be inflation adjusted. I would probably get that.
Otherwise, I guess +2 facially would help me most, but would still not address my largest problems (small dick and autistic traits), so not even guarantee I would escape inceldom.
+20 IQ points sound pretty enticing as well, but would again not help me escape Inceldom. And my copes are already decent enough, but could certainly be better. I could maybe help developing a nice sex robot?
+3 inches in height seems ... well, a bit of a benefit, but not a that big to me as height is by far not my biggest problem.
Otherwise, I guess +2 facially would help me most, but would still not address my largest problems (small dick and autistic traits), so not even guarantee I would escape inceldom.
+20 IQ points sound pretty enticing as well, but would again not help me escape Inceldom. And my copes are already decent enough, but could certainly be better. I could maybe help developing a nice sex robot?
+3 inches in height seems ... well, a bit of a benefit, but not a that big to me as height is by far not my biggest problem.
Red would give me 166 IQ but I am highly demotivated, so IQ is Irrelevant if you have no socials and money.
With Yellow Id be 6'3 not bad tbh. But also this barely does much at my age and yet again no socials. Id just be 3 inches taller and still stuck here and 6'3 isnt even the most desirable male height.
Blue aint Bad this would actually do something for me id say. Id be HTN the. But not Chad level, id probably still struggle because finances and socials and Mental health isnt included.
Purple would argubly be the best if its AFTER taxes. Thats 36k more.
But ultimately with my current incone id STILL not be on 100k.
But it would guarantee buying a car, and insurance, buying whatever shitty materialistic stuff I need. Live of the food I get from this.
Id invest it at approximately a yearly growth rate of 50%.
Unfortunately 3k even without taxes is NOT enough to live of the grid while staying in the city.
But the money still seems to be the best.
With Yellow Id be 6'3 not bad tbh. But also this barely does much at my age and yet again no socials. Id just be 3 inches taller and still stuck here and 6'3 isnt even the most desirable male height.
Blue aint Bad this would actually do something for me id say. Id be HTN the. But not Chad level, id probably still struggle because finances and socials and Mental health isnt included.
Purple would argubly be the best if its AFTER taxes. Thats 36k more.
But ultimately with my current incone id STILL not be on 100k.
But it would guarantee buying a car, and insurance, buying whatever shitty materialistic stuff I need. Live of the food I get from this.
Id invest it at approximately a yearly growth rate of 50%.
Unfortunately 3k even without taxes is NOT enough to live of the grid while staying in the city.
But the money still seems to be the best.
Become average intelligence become average height or average facially its fucking over
+2 is too little for my face tbh, I'd pick that if it were +3 or +4. rn I'd pick the purple one, but maybe on another day I would've prolly pick the height one
I'd take the money if it gets adjusted for inflation each month and if it's not taxed, otherwise +3".
It's 3k in Australian money... About $17 in USD
i am neutral/undecisive on if richcels are actually incel or not but i think its safe to say being a rich incel (assuming you cant have sex, buy escorts or betabuxx the fuck out of some whore) would be much better than living as an incel who is middle class/lower class so the purple potion since i could afford more copes.
where's the NT option?
I guess im choosing blue since entering the 5-6/10 range would be an actual life changer
I guess im choosing blue since entering the 5-6/10 range would be an actual life changer
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