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What are the most incel animals?

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Tbh I think it's the pigeons. Everyone calls them flying rats and hates them for being filthy, spreading disease and shitting everywhere. Some people kick pigeons just for fun. Or if not kick they always tell them to shoo and make them go away.
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I would also say rats are pretty incel tier but some people have pet rats so not everyone hates them. Also with rats we can see lookism also affects animals because squirrels are also rodents, but people like them as they look cute.
 
Also some dogs are ugly as shit
 
Also some dogs are ugly as shit
They always have access to white women though

Most incel animals are probably something like cockroaches. The moment a woman sees a cockroach she either runs away from it screaming or squashes it. That's what women would do to ugly men if they were bigger and stronger than us anyway
 
Basically most insects and bugs, humans literally evolved fear and revulsion to them, much like foids evolved to be chad chasing whores

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Tbh I think it's the pigeons. Everyone calls them flying rats and hates them for being filthy, spreading disease and shitting everywhere. Some people kick pigeons just for fun. Or if not kick they always tell them to shoo and make them go away.
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I would also say rats are pretty incel tier but some people have pet rats so not everyone hates them. Also with rats we can see lookism also affects animals because squirrels are also rodents, but people like them as they look cute.
Definitely anything but dogs :what:
 
Vultures and hyenas, probably. They are ugly as fuck and literally survive by eating other animal's leftovers. Plus with hyenas, the females have dicks and are larger than the males, which makes them cucked.
 
I see an incel animal as a an animal that looks ugly, but acts fine. By that, I would have to go moths or frogs.
 
Even those animals get to breed
 
Lions or any pride/pack animal where alpha males exist. Basically you have to fight to the death multiple times a year to be in the 5% of lions that ascend.
 
Pigeons are not incel lmfao. Even manlet pigeons can get easy sex if they time shit right. They just laze around all day collecting neetbux. Pigeons lifemog lions.
 
Probably some sort of worker drones in an insect colony.
The life of a worker drone is almost identical to the life of an incel, both in it's biological purpose and in it's content.

The expandable drone slaves away for a queen and a king that don't do anything but leech off of the worker drone's effort.

Plus the king is the only male that is able to reproduce, while the worker drones are castrated soycucks, owning nothing and being happy about it.
 
fun-fact about big-nosed-monkeys:

In a tribe of big-nosed-monkeys only the male with the biggest nose gets to breed.
After the male with the biggest nose is determined, the females scare away all the small-nosed-inkwell monkeys before they all breed with the chad monkey.
The incel monkeys on the other hand climb to nearby trees and secretly watch the chad monkey fuck all the females while jerking off.

Female big-nosed-monkeys should make an Onlyfans account JFL.
 
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fun-fact about big-nosed-monkeys:

In a tribe of big-nosed-monkeys only the male with the biggest nose gets to breed.
After the male with the biggest nose is determined, the females scare away all the small-nosed-inkwell monkeys before they all breed with the chad monkey.
The incel monkeys on the other hand climb to nearby trees and secretly watch the chad monkey fuck all the females while jerking off.

Female big-nosed-monkeys should make an Onlyfans account JFL.
It turns out that male proboscis monkeys with large noses tend to be bulkier than their small-nosed kin. They also sport bigger testes, up to 1.2 inches wide—upping their chances of fathering a female’s offspring by producing more sperm, crowding out less fertile males if they’re vying for the same female.

Larger noses also alter the males’ mating calls in ways that signal their visual attractiveness. The bigger the nose a male proboscis monkey has, the likelier it is that he’ll have a large, multi-female harem. Males with more delicate facial features, however, more often live in bachelor groups.

Brutal nosepill
 
I only mention pugs solely because of their deformities
 
Ticks, because everyone hates them. There's not a single human out there that loves ticks, to my knowledge.
 
Spotted Hyena

They live in matriarchal packs (called clans). The males are smaller and less aggressive than the females. Females choose the least aggressive mates (one of the few mammals species that favors doormat beta cucks)
 
Elephant Walrus - One or two can mate with the whole colony while the betas get their ass kicked.
 
Tbh I think it's the pigeons. Everyone calls them flying rats and hates them for being filthy, spreading disease and shitting everywhere. Some people kick pigeons just for fun. Or if not kick they always tell them to shoo and make them go away.
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I would also say rats are pretty incel tier but some people have pet rats so not everyone hates them. Also with rats we can see lookism also affects animals because squirrels are also rodents, but people like them as they look cute.
Id say most male animals are incels because they are not reproductive succesful just as we are.
 
Elephant seals.

"Elephant seals are some of the most polygynous animal species on the world. As such, a single alpha male will accrue up to 30 or even more of the females as a harem. Thereby, typically there are no females left for the other male elephant seals, thus relegating most male elephant seals to becoming truecel for the rest of their life."

 
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Any male animal could potentially be incel if they're sick, deformed, a runt or lacking in secondary sexual characteristics. But some species definitely have it worse when it comes to Fisherian runaway, operational sex ratios and other mating dynamics. Elephant seals and blue manakins come to mind. Because the alphas horde all the females, most males of these species are incels.

Male mantises and black widows have it pretty bad due to female sexual cannibalism. I've read that sometimes the female isn't even looking to breed with them; they're just looking for a snack. :feelsUnreal:

 

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