I can't take this fucking life no more, my looksmatch is probably somewhERe getting all hER holes oblitERated by Chad for the quintillionth time while she looks like a ghoul from fallout. EvERy once in a while I stumble across an actual 10/10 toilet and I want to actually fuck that thing SOOO bad, but I know if I even look at hER direction, I will be put to the electric chair. Meanwhile chad can come up to hER, squeeze hER big juicy tits like an orange while simultaneously fingER hER sweet succulent cumfuel pink sink. She of course would enjoy it and no white knight cucks or police would do jack shit because they see its chad and thERefore its not assault. Tis why I had enough of this rigged ass game! 
If I don't get my hands on some lasagne lips by my 24th birthday then I will (politely) rape the living shit out of the nearest stacy in the radius of 10 miles (in Animal Crossing), I will pull a silence of the lambs and pretend by luring the used skank by saying my friend (10ft niggER in the back claiming his black anaconda was hit by a tennis ball and needs help getting his booboo kissed) then I will shut the doors and do what that bald schizo guy did in that one movie and spray hER with some of that shit that makes you go night night. I will only need 2 minutes to respectfully abuse hER till she walks out of that van looking like a man cuz I'll bruise hER vERticle seafood taco till it becomes more useless than she was before. I will pull all hER hair out and I'll kindly destroy hER insides that she will need to become Stephan Hawking for a couple months. She will taste the wrath of my sword of thundER and stick it deep in hER stomach that my manroot will be able to touch the slop she ate for lunch. then I will clog up all hER holes to the point whERe I would be doing hER a favor by no longER getting fucked by chad as chad wouldn't be able to fit his lovERod inside hER anymore cuz it's all filled up with my cobwebs. Though hER holes would be so inlarged, you would be able to dunk a whole basketball in that thing while it comes out the othER hole. I will then cut out hER tongue and cut off hER arms so she won't be able to abort my freak baby I implanted inside of hER. I will get my revenge (in SkylandERs)
Though in case this somehow doesn't work out, what are the chances I ascend in this method brocels?
If I don't get my hands on some lasagne lips by my 24th birthday then I will (politely) rape the living shit out of the nearest stacy in the radius of 10 miles (in Animal Crossing), I will pull a silence of the lambs and pretend by luring the used skank by saying my friend (10ft niggER in the back claiming his black anaconda was hit by a tennis ball and needs help getting his booboo kissed) then I will shut the doors and do what that bald schizo guy did in that one movie and spray hER with some of that shit that makes you go night night. I will only need 2 minutes to respectfully abuse hER till she walks out of that van looking like a man cuz I'll bruise hER vERticle seafood taco till it becomes more useless than she was before. I will pull all hER hair out and I'll kindly destroy hER insides that she will need to become Stephan Hawking for a couple months. She will taste the wrath of my sword of thundER and stick it deep in hER stomach that my manroot will be able to touch the slop she ate for lunch. then I will clog up all hER holes to the point whERe I would be doing hER a favor by no longER getting fucked by chad as chad wouldn't be able to fit his lovERod inside hER anymore cuz it's all filled up with my cobwebs. Though hER holes would be so inlarged, you would be able to dunk a whole basketball in that thing while it comes out the othER hole. I will then cut out hER tongue and cut off hER arms so she won't be able to abort my freak baby I implanted inside of hER. I will get my revenge (in SkylandERs)
Though in case this somehow doesn't work out, what are the chances I ascend in this method brocels?
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