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What are some weird conspiracy theories you know(about anything)

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I enjoy reading about them tbh, but can't find a suitable place. Reddit is pretty normie and cucked, and /X/ on 4chan fell apart long time ago.

I really like one theory that the only person in the universe is me. My mind created this world that I live in, and everything and anything is a product of my imagination, and when I die, everything dies with me.
Or the one that claims that we are living in a simulation. The scary thing about it is that you cannot prove that you are not living in a simulation, simply because your knowledge of the world is limited to it, and you cannot know anything beyond it.
 
I really like one theory that the only person in the universe is me. My mind created this world that I live in, and everything and anything is a product of my imagination, and when I die, everything dies with me.
In essence this is true. Good cope to live ur life lile this tbh
 
4chad taught me people believe in some crazy shit. Hollow earth, nazis are hiding in antarctica, nazi ufos, nuclear weapons never existed , kubrick directed the moon landing
 
4chad taught me people believe in some crazy shit. Hollow earth, nazis are hiding in antarctica, nazi ufos, nuclear weapons never existed , kubrick directed the moon landing
Kek yes. There are still threads about this conspiracies posted. Raped god is my favourite.
 
anyone know about the 2009 PGA conspiracy about a dead journalist?

apparently he saw some fucked up shit and he got killed. the powers that be covered it up with the tiger woods sex scandal
I've been advised NOT to google it, i have a feeling it's bullshit but i won't take risks :feelstrash:
 
anyone know about the 2009 PGA conspiracy about a dead journalist?

apparently he saw some fucked up shit and he got killed. the powers that be covered it up with the tiger woods sex scandal
I've been advised NOT to google it, i have a feeling it's bullshit but i won't take risks :feelstrash:
I'm not scared, tbh I hope government kills me what should I google?
 
I like the old maelstrom theory, the current flat earth theory is an high effort successful trolling.

Another conspiracy theory that is interesting is the myth of the patriarchy, produced by feminists.
 
I like the old maelstrom theory, the current flat earth theory is an high effort successful trolling.

Another conspiracy theory that is interesting is the myth of the patriarchy, produced by feminists.
What's the old maelstrom? Never heard of it. Also flat earthers are top brainlets tbh.
 
I'm not scared, tbh I hope government kills me what should I google?
there was a specific name for it but i can't remember. try googling 2009 pga conspiracy. if (((they))) are ded srs about it, you shouldn't be able to find anything :feelsbaton:
 
What's the old maelstrom? Never heard of it. Also flat earthers are top brainlets tbh.
I learnt about it reading Allan Poe that was interested in the pseudoscience of his time, he wrote “A Descent into the Maelstrom“ using that conspiracy theory tu build a science fiction.

Edit. The flat earth myth has produced great fictions too. Like the Truman show, dark city, the thirteen floor, and other fictions.
 
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In my experience, if it states "everyone is scared to talk about it and that's why there's not evidence" it's bullshit. It's interesting tho.

I learnt about it reading Allan Poe that was interested in the pseudoscience of his time, he wrote “A Descent into the Maelstrom“ using that conspiracy theory tu build a science fiction.

Edit. The flat earth myth has produced great fictions too. Like the Truman show, dark city, the thirteen floor, and other fictions.
I read a few things written by him before. He is a great writer.
 
I like every theory except gay ailen theories
 
Jet fuel can’t melt forced memes
 
The "Varginha Affair" is perhaps one of the greatest ufological cases in the world for amim superior to Roswell, it still happened in my state.
 
The "Varginha Affair" is perhaps one of the greatest ufological cases in the world for amim superior to Roswell, it still happened in my state.
Damn, I love UFOs i'll have to watch this.
 
Satoshi Nakamoto is Tom Cruise.
 
Tom Cruise is too low IQ to start a cryptocurrency.
C O P E

IQ is physical appearence in today's world. He could have created all crypto currencies at this point.
 
Low iq. A rich motherfucker like him wants to enjoy the world, not make crypto currencies.
Cope. At this point he already enjoyed everything. He literally has nothing left to enjoy and discover. Creating the money of year 3000 is a meta way to enjoy life on a level no one ever accessed before.
 
Cope. At this point he already enjoyed everything. He literally has nothing left to enjoy and discover. Creating the money of year 3000 is a meta way to enjoy life on a level no one ever accessed before.
Lol implying bitcoin will be used in the future. (((They))) don't like not being in control. If we even use crypto in the future it will be heavily controlled by (((them)))
 
Lol implying bitcoin will be used in the future. (((They))) don't like not being in control. If we even use crypto in the future it will be heavily controlled by (((them)))
That doesn't change anything about @Fontaine being Tom Cruise.
 
anyone know about the 2009 PGA conspiracy about a dead journalist?

apparently he saw some fucked up shit and he got killed. the powers that be covered it up with the tiger woods sex scandal
I've been advised NOT to google it, i have a feeling it's bullshit but i won't take risks :feelstrash:
I never expected to read this here.

This has nothing to do with Tiger Woods other than coinciding around the time of his silly shenanigans with his cunt wife, it's about the perplexing ""suicide"" of failed Stacy golfer Erica Blasberg. She probably got killed for being a useless whore sleeping around with rich golfers, doctors, etc...
 
What if earth is not just flat but also bigger than we've been told. What if there are hundreds or thousands of continents that haven't been colonized yet by humanity. And they don't want you to know that it exists because they don't want you to leave the prison.
 
What if earth is not just flat but also bigger than we've been told. What if there are hundreds or thousands of continents that haven't been colonized yet by humanity. And they don't want you to know that it exists because they don't want you to leave the prison.
:feelswhere::feelswhere::feelswhere:

TBH I wish this was true. Sounds like a cool thing.
 
I hate the term “conspiracy theory”. It’s not a theory if it’s a fact.
 
What if earth is not just flat but also bigger than we've been told. What if there are hundreds or thousands of continents that haven't been colonized yet by humanity. And they don't want you to know that it exists because they don't want you to leave the prison.
Earth is not flat and anyone that seriously thinks that is retarded, but there's probably tons of undiscovered lands. Effectively, none of the ocean floor has been explored.
 
Source on raped god?
I read about it in a /x/ thread. It's basically says that god hates his creation because he was raped by something higher then him and gave birth to us. I cannot remember anything else though. I'll ask on /x/ if someone knows something.
 
Earth is not flat and anyone that seriously thinks that is retarded
If you believe something without evidence you're retarded. I don't know what shape earth is because I've never been to space.
 
If you believe something without evidence you're retarded. I don't know what shape earth is because I've never been to space.
Travel, read about any flight patterns, weather models, view a sunrise/set...
 
If you believe something without evidence you're retarded. I don't know what shape earth is because I've never been to space.
It doesn't make sense that earth would be flat tbh. Besides, when government is hiding something from people, it usually benefits the government. This doesn't. What use do kikes have from hiding the shape of the earth? If I tommorow learned that earth was a different shape, I would just say "ok" and go on with my life.
 
Travel, read about any flight patterns, weather models, view a sunrise/set...

He still won't know because he hasn't seen it himself. Difference between knowing and believing.
 
GANG STALKING is the 2nd most relevant form of oppression after inceldom.

Islamic Timelime Change/Abd al-Malik theory.

Gog and Magog are Vikings and Normans Theory.

Moorish America Theory

COMPOSITE CHARACTERS/ INCEL BOOGIEMEN CRISIS ACTORS/"The Eternal Incel"

9/11 ShillBots / ZoG CoGs... An army of comment bots who all knew someone who died that day and saw it happen. JIDF...

BLACK'S LAW DICTIONARY
 
GANG STALKING is the 2nd most relevant form of oppression after inceldom.

Islamic Timelime Change/Abd C-Malik theory.

Gog and Magog are Vikings and Normans Theory.

Moorish America Theory

COMPOSITE CHARACTERS/ INCEL BOOGIEMEN CRISIS ACTORS/"The Eternal Incel"

9/11 ShillBots / ZoG CoGs... An army of comment bots who all knew someone who died that day and saw it happen. JIDF...

BLACK'S LAW DICTIONARY
Wtf :feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat::feelswhat:
 
Ah, the good old mountains are tree stumps theory.
 
Female hole is a conspiracy made by normies to laugh at randomly chosen children from birth. After all, much like the Earth from space images, you only ever get to see it on video and pics and, incidentally, all the chicks who ever match you on Tinder and you may get to see naked are openly trannies. In reality all women have dicks.

jk
 
Ah, the good old mountains are tree stumps theory.

Yeah I heard about that one. Would make for a great thing in a fantasy setting for some rpg.
 
reincarnation
 

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