What are some good ways of Normiemaxxing?

[subhuman666]

By some miracle I actually managed to find a group to hang out with in college. At least one of them is someone with a social life that goes out clubbing and shit so this is my gateway to ascension.

Sadly, I am once again the quietest guy in the group. I have fucking nothing to talk about. I don't even play vidya anymore so can't say much about that. Normies are so good at thinking of shit to say on the spot, it's insane.
What can I do to blend in with normies? What should I read or watch?
I can't get kicked out of this group. It's my final chance of doing something with my life.

 

[Deleted member 27768]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

 

[subhuman666]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

Thanks. this actually helps a lot. God I fucking hate TikTok though.

 

[Deleted member 34301]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

Yes 7 is an important point. You can basically larp being a normie by having the correct vocabulary and slang

 

[I want to believe]

Just don't be ugly and short theory.

 

[cowpoke]

talk like a nigger

 

[Mainländer]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

Don't forget to vehemently uphold all status quo acceptable opinions such as women should have their right to abortion but men who watch teens naked on the internet must be gelded and locked up for life.

 

[Deleted member 27768]

Don't forget to vehemently uphold all status quo acceptable opinions such as women should have their right to abortion but men who watch teens naked on the internet must be gelded and locked up for life.

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

 

[subhuman666]

Don't forget to vehemently uphold all status quo acceptable opinions such as women should have their right to abortion but men who watch teens naked on the internet must be gelded and locked up for life.

Tbh they're not turbo normies like that. They have edgy opinions and play weird games and shit.

 

[IncelCatechumen]

In today´s white society being a "normie" is akin to being "alt but not too much," so:

1: Watch exclusively shonen animes.
2: Watch leftist streamers and youtubers like Contra-Points or Hasanabi
3: Paint your nails in black
4: Use some chains, bennies, and rings
5: Listen to tiktok core music

To a more expansive definition of normie (the ur-normie) you might apply the points that @Tiredpoorcel already mentioned with the addition of:

8: Don´t read books, unless it is shitty self-help of entry level political theory (Communist Manifesto) or tiktok core books (No Longer Human). The last part only applies if you are part of the normie-alt variation.
9: Don´t listen to music that deviates from the norm (if you are a normie-alt the "norm" is alternative-oriented music and tiktok core).

 

[I want to believe]

Done. What's next?

Delete your account and live your happy life, I believe.

 

[subhuman666]

Delete your account and live your happy life, I believe.

My life has not been happy.

 

[Deleted member 27768]

In today´s white society being a "normie" is akin to being "alt but not too much," so:

1: Watch exclusively shonen animes.
2: Watch leftist streamers and youtubers like Contra-Points or Hasanabi
3: Paint your nails in black
4: Use some chains, bennies, and rings
5: Listen to tiktok core music

To a more expansive definition of normie (the ur-normie) you might apply the points that @Tiredpoorcel already mentioned with the addition of:

8: Don´t read books, unless it is shitty self-help of entry level political theory (Communist Manifesto) or tiktok core books (No Longer Human). The last part only applies if you are part of the normie-alt variation.
9: Don´t listen to music that deviates from the norm (if you are a normie-alt the "norm" is alternative-oriented music and tiktok core).

also watch the newest most diverse netflix original shit.

 

[I want to believe]

My life has not been happy.

I feel like even if you were Chad, you'd be saying the same.

 

[Mainländer]

Tbh they're not turbo normies like that. They have edgy opinions and play weird games and shit.

What I've always tried to do when among normies is just hide my power level, but people can get suspicious of you anyway for not being fiercely for PC retarded shit like they are.

 

[nystagmuscel]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

This, heavy emphasis on the talking black part, every normie does it no matter how white they are

 

[Deleted member 27768]

This, heavy emphasis on the talking black part, every normie does it no matter how white they are

Every human does it*

 

[SlayerSlayer]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

maybe even try lipsyncing to normie songs and posting on tiktok and talk about how you want more followers. Or make "diss" videos where you pile onto any person that's getting cancelled.

 

[Deleted member 27768]

maybe even try lipsyncing to normie songs and posting on tiktok and talk about how you want more followers

HTN only

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Tbh they're not turbo normies like that. They have edgy opinions and play weird games and shit.

i vehemently disagree. Sex-negative feminism is more popular right now than ever

 

[RandomBroCel]

1 Install Instagram and TikTok.
2 See what's trending.
3 Follow what's trending.
4 Go to google.
5 Search most popular songs right now.
6 listen to them non stop and make sure to sing them and hum them infront of people non stop.
7 Use words such as y'all and fam and such shit even if you dont have a single melanin particle in your body.

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT NOTE: Repeat steps 2 and 3 every couple of days and repeat steps 4 to 6 every couple of weeks to refresh what's trending and cool

Also have 0 opinion and never use your brain and critical thinking

Welcome to society

All this normie shit makes me want to die. What is the point of living if the only way to socialize is having to pretend to be something you are not. Thats soul cruhsing Id rather die

 

[Deleted member 29230]

Have a normie face

 

[Hikikomori_cel]

Just turn your brain off and consume everything fed to you by soYciety theory