I want to fuck around on there and want to make myself look presentable enough to get some matches. I will buy Tinder Gold/Plus and swipe thousands of times (I know getting matches is impossible, even if you're attractive). I will also pretend I'm rich or high status, and relocate to shithole countries if I can't get matches in the developed world. I've never been on Tinder as myself before, only chadfished. I'm a fatass so need some which can fraud my obesity away.
