Experiment What are some effective responses to someone asking you if you are a virgin?

[blond_elf_bard]

Or better yet, what if a group of people asks if you're a virgin?

I was thinking:

you could say you were assaulted and that's how you lost your virginity

you could say you're gay

you could say you're waiting for marriage

you could say that you're not and that you've only had sex about one time

 

[BrendioEEE]

Tell them to ask their mom

 

[Numb]

I usually say I had sex in like 10th grade or some shit because it seemed cool and never bothered with it after

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Virgin walk away.

 

[TheSecondComing]

"no"

 

[Deleted member 17883]

Just fuckin lie.

 

[ihaveno1]

just lie and have a pre-planned elaborate story to tell

or...

Spoiler

 

[happiless]

"no"

 

[HighTGymcel]

"Very nice. How much?"

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

Say you did but the details aren't their business

 

[PPEcel]

Or better yet, what if a group of people asks if you're a virgin?

I was thinking:

you could say you were assaulted and that's how you lost your virginity

you could say you're gay

you could say you're waiting for marriage

you could say that you're not and that you've only had sex about one time

Say no and deflect like a politician. If someone presses, have a pre-planned, consistent cover story whose narrative involves the use of drugs and/or alcohol so you don't have all the details down.

 

[78980n]

"I chose not to associate with females"

 

[jackwolfskin999]

lie

 

[metal]

I never talk with people

 

[presidencel]

Just fuckin lie.

This only works is your NOT autistic. NTs can read your face like a book.
Think about it all they do is socially interact. They are fucking experts in facial expression and recognition. Meanwhile you never leave the house, let alone lie about the most embarrassing aspect of your being.

 

[nxdismycope]

Tell them to ask their mom

strong stupid sig
i have a car. how am i a volcel?
i can drive to different town and then stacies will suck my dick?
JFL

 

[Deleted member 18515]

Tell them to ask their mom

 

[Deleted member 17883]

This only works is your NOT autistic. NTs can read your face like a book.
Think about it all they do is socially interact. They are fucking experts in facial expression and recognition. Meanwhile you never leave the house, let alone lie about the most embarrassing aspect of your being.

That's true. You should try escorting first. That way you're technically telling the truth

 

[Deleted member 8353]

Tell them that you're not. If they ask whether or not you have a girlfriend, say "it's complicated".

This only works is your NOT autistic. NTs can read your face like a book.
Think about it all they do is socially interact. They are fucking experts in facial expression and recognition. Meanwhile you never leave the house, let alone lie about the most embarrassing aspect of your being.

Yeah, the key is sounding sincere, the easiest way to do that is by not lying to them in the first place, or by believing your own lies.

 

[satoshisacuck]

I tell them I am a devout Muslim and that it's zinnah and a sin to have premarital sex, by that time they usually shut the fuck up. I pretty much go all SJW on them if they question my religion or beliefs. You would be surprised how fast normies and cucks shut up once you bring religion into question.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

"no"

 

[Salustio]

Tell them you're virgin. They will shit-talk about you behind your back. Don't hide from them.

 

[BrendioEEE]

strong stupid sig
i have a car. how am i a volcel?
i can drive to different town and then stacies will suck my dick?
JFL

No, but your looksmatch might

 

[Joelossus]

Say yes and hope that one of the foids gives you a pity fuck.

 

[Erny]

I've read that lies are more likely to be believed when something bad happens to you.
So I always tell them I met a drunk girl in a bar and we both went to her. The next morning she told me that she didn't want anything to do with me.

 

[Alveus]

Better to lie than tell the truth. I use my porn knowledge to make it seem as if i have had sex. They will leave you alone after.

 

[imbored21]

Tell them the truth because there is a chance they help you get laid. Imagine having a chad wingman. You would get laid easily. You could have a 3way. You in the back and chad in the front so she can get off to Chad’s face.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Virgin walk away.

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

Say yes and hope that one of the foids gives you a pity fuck.

Don't expect to have foids desire you when you tell them basically deemed you undesirable.

And most often they can read that story on your face

 

[virgin4life]

Tell them to ask their mom

This or just lie. Invent a story and remember it so any time someone asks you you tell the same story. Like you were 16, her name is Becky, she was the sister of an old buddy but you have lost contact with them. Just have your story ready and lie.

 

[seija]

Yes.

 

[StaroRavager]

Tell them to ask their mom

 

[Naziarabwog95]

Your savior Jesus Christ is virgin.

 

[EcuntR]

Tell them to ask their mom

lol