What an incel’s contact list looks like

[superighteous]

Normal people have to scroll and scroll to find whoever they want to text, my list doesn’t even take up a quarter of the screen. Just my folks and sister.

Updated version:

Wow, nobody texted/called me. Thanks everyone for your patience with my stupidity.

 

[Ritalincel]

Some truecels don't even have that.

 

[Deleted member 6599]

Did you just dox your own number?

 

[5mb]

why did you just post your phone number...

 

[Newbite]

Im the only incel here every one else is fakecel

 

[Deleted member 60]

delete that idiot

 

[Ritalincel]

Did you just dox your own number?

 

[superighteous]

F

why did you just post your phone number...

FUCK. I’m an idiot. Thank you

 

[5mb]

FUCK. I’m an idiot. Thank you

you better hope no guests got it

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

This isn't really happening, surely

 

[imbored21]

I just add fake names and numbers

 

[Newbie17]

I just add fake names and numbers

Mega cope.

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

you better hope no guests got it

They did. It's all over the web as we speak. The Village People will be round his place at dawn to rape him.

 

[Evil Genius]

Lol so true but so sad also

 

[superighteous]

This isn't really happening, surely

It is, i'm a guaranteed moron. i will have lots of lovely new contacts now.

 

[acnescarcel]

i have like less than 10 numbers in my contacts. id laugh if it wasn't so depressing.

 

[Evildoer]

And that's all about me. First two is obvious, Nastya is my femoid friend. Don't have any more friends/anyone to contact with.

 

[last_man]

i have like less than 10 numbers in my contacts. id laugh if it wasn't so depressing.

Loser, I have 11

 

[5mb]

They did. It's all over the web as we speak. The Village People will be round his place at dawn to rape him.

it's over for OP

 

[Deleted member 6599]

I have the dentist, the tire store, the pharmacy, doctors office, and they don't even screen my calls!

 

[acnescarcel]

Loser, I have 11

f you

 

[blackcel]

I have over 100 contacts, but that is mostly for work, and I never delete shit. Only people I talk to is my mom, sister, and occasionally two chad friends.

 

[last_man]

f you

it's all family/work, no friends

 

[Evidential]

And that's all about me. First two is obvious, Nastya is my femoid friend. Don't have any more friends/anyone to contact with.
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Femoid friend

 

[acnescarcel]

it's all family/work, no friends

i was joking. lol mines the same with like 4 family members one work related number and like two friends.

 

[Evildoer]

Femoid friend

She is the remnant of my bluepill days, where i was still trying.
Have many good memories about her, shame that we very seldom talk today. Last time i went out with her was autumn of 2016, lol.

 

[Evidential]

She is the remnant of my bluepill days, where i was still trying.
Have many good memories about her, shame that we very seldom talk today. Last time i went out with her was autumn of 2016, lol.

If it's a shame why don't you contact her again? You know, to NTmaxx.

 

[Mainländer]

Mine is like: family member, family member, man, man, man, family member, old work contact, family member, man, man, family member, old work contact, man, man, man.

 

[Soul_Synarchy]

And that's all about me. First two is obvious, Nastya is my femoid friend. Don't have any more friends/anyone to contact with.
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Truecels don't even have a functional phone or contacts to call. Having a female friend = fakecel

 

[Deleted member 2798]

I've had to contact people regarding work infrequently, but I just keep their numbers on scraps of paper, unlabelled; hasn't been a problem yet. Aside from that, my parents don't really text, so my contact list is empty. I've had a few dead-end "conversations", but nothing that would merit retention.

 

[Evildoer]

If it's a shame why don't you contact her again? You know, to NTmaxx.

I do, but nowadays i'm the one who must text constantly to support conversation, her new bf takes too much of her time. Also she became somewhat popular, very seldom become free to talk with good old friend.

 

[Evidential]

I do, but nowadays i'm the one who must text constantly to support conversation, her new bf takes too much of her time. Also she became somewhat popular, very seldom become free to talk with good old friend.

In that case, try to forget about her

 

[Evildoer]

In that case, try to forget about her

I'm not thinking about her, so no need to forget as well. When we manage to talk, good then, if not, allright too.

 

[Cam The Angel]

Im the only incel here every one else is fakecel

mentalcel spotted

 

[VST]

My contacts are filled with all numbers from worked as it synced with the software we use.

 

[Cuck-Damage]

Cope. A competent incel will have 1 or 2 escorts on there, pizza place, etc.

 

[Cancel]

Basically me but I literally have myself as a contact since I'd forget my phone number otherwise. Not even sure why I have a cell phone

 

[JustKillMe]

I have restaurants numbers
Family numbers
Teachers
3 or 4 friends that are guys for sure and that’s about it

 

[Nemo9065]

some incels dont even have phones or contacts.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I have my mother and sister and a bunch of spam shit.

 

[Deleted member 60]

I have contacts but rarely receive any texts

 

[Hunter]

same kek

 

[Sgtpinkie]

I have contacts but rarely receive any texts

Same tbh never receive texts but I have a decent amount of contacts, at least for mentalcel standards.

 

[Richard spencer]

Just my neet officer and some currycel who keeps trying to sell me shit.

 

[Total Imbecile]

F

FUCK. I’m an idiot. Thank you

 

[big nose bug eyes]

Cope. A competent incel will have 1 or 2 escorts on there, pizza place, etc.

Why would an incel have a pizza place, I would never not order online. I'm too scared to order a pizza over the phone.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

well fuck that's depressing. And Toby is a family friend.

Not a single friend. Damn.

 

[Deleted member 5861]

It is, i'm a guaranteed moron. i will have lots of lovely new contacts now.

JFL you dun goofed.

Why would an incel have a pizza place, I would never not order online. I'm too scared to order a pizza over the phone.

Mentalcels

They did. It's all over the web as we speak. The Village People will be round his place at dawn to rape him.

Wouldn't be an incel anymore then right? Just dox yourself theory

 

[The End]

I have the number of the girl I orbited about 10 years ago. Except I use a picture of Mama June and dubbed her "Pancake Titties".

 

[TheLivingFailure]

Just parents.