From another forum i read this
A quick story about a whale I know
> Whale ('bout 5'4", 240lbs these days) sloot leaves loving, loyal stemcel husband last week to "enjoy her freedom," she's going to murder his angus in court since she just started working a few hours
> already had 3 guys lined up, all 3 moderately Chadly (srs), would be shocked if there weren't more
> Chad #3 drives almost 2 hours to come bang, but sloot demands dinner first
> Chad takes sloot to RED ROBIN for bottomless fries
> Proceeds to bang, but has a REALLY hard time finishing
> Chad bangs for 30 minutes straight, gives up, and drives home
> Welcome to current year
A quick story about a whale I know
> Whale ('bout 5'4", 240lbs these days) sloot leaves loving, loyal stemcel husband last week to "enjoy her freedom," she's going to murder his angus in court since she just started working a few hours
> already had 3 guys lined up, all 3 moderately Chadly (srs), would be shocked if there weren't more
> Chad #3 drives almost 2 hours to come bang, but sloot demands dinner first
> Chad takes sloot to RED ROBIN for bottomless fries
> Proceeds to bang, but has a REALLY hard time finishing
> Chad bangs for 30 minutes straight, gives up, and drives home
> Welcome to current year
