Been putting off my haircut for 2 months because I hate going outside, but tbh I don't want people at work finding out about my mental state because of my hair so I rly had to go today. So I get there and am MOGGED IMMEDIATELY by the hairdresser when she says her name is Alexis, which is a sexy female name, compared to my shit name which no one even names their kids anymore (hint: Eminem made a song about it).
I set in the chair and am forced to look at myself in the mirror. I notice immediately that I am ugly, and wonder why. I think it is 90% because of my eyes which are round and beady, and my eyebrows which are almost nonexistent. This gives me a "dead" look, like I'm some kind of zombie. Meanwhile, Becky has hunter eyebrows, even though she's a 6 at best. She ask me what I'm doing tonight, I say "chillin" (JFL), then say "wbu?" she says she's having dinner with her HUSBAND and some FRIENDS. Then she ask me if I have any plans for the superbowl, I say "no" (LEL) she says shes gonna talk to her FRIENDS about what they're gonna do for the superbowl.
At this point I want to die so bad because this poor Becky 6/10 has NO IDEA how close I am to sui right now. Norms have NO idea that we are even LDARing all fueking day in absolute isolation. The only salvation we have is coming here and reading high IQ threads.
I set in the chair and am forced to look at myself in the mirror. I notice immediately that I am ugly, and wonder why. I think it is 90% because of my eyes which are round and beady, and my eyebrows which are almost nonexistent. This gives me a "dead" look, like I'm some kind of zombie. Meanwhile, Becky has hunter eyebrows, even though she's a 6 at best. She ask me what I'm doing tonight, I say "chillin" (JFL), then say "wbu?" she says she's having dinner with her HUSBAND and some FRIENDS. Then she ask me if I have any plans for the superbowl, I say "no" (LEL) she says shes gonna talk to her FRIENDS about what they're gonna do for the superbowl.
At this point I want to die so bad because this poor Becky 6/10 has NO IDEA how close I am to sui right now. Norms have NO idea that we are even LDARing all fueking day in absolute isolation. The only salvation we have is coming here and reading high IQ threads.
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