Went to Amsterdam Red Light District to get escortceled.... the wench denied me the pleasure because of my 'hygiene'

[Lolicreamer]

I had enough of the incel life, so over Christmas I flew to Amsterdam to get an escort. I tricked my mom into giving me the money for the flight by lying that I had met a Dutch Stacey online and that I was flying to meet her. My mom was more than happy to give me the money, just shows how ashamed she is of me.
I went to the Red Light District on my first night, and reveled at the dumb foids on show in the window. I picked one (she looked dumb) that fancied my taste, and went in, and set a price of 200 euro with her for an hour. HOWEVER, as I started undressing, her face wrinkled in disgust and she told me to stop. She went to a back room and came back with deodorant and started spraying it everywhere. Angrily, this foid gave me my money and told me 'out, out out '. I flew home to the US still a virgin.

TLDR I will never lose my inceldom even if I pay for it :/

 

[PersonalityChad]

Cool story br0

 

[Dr. Autismo]

you should have had a shower

 

[SupremeAutist]

Should've used richard copers tactical soap

 

[Abgesang]

Larp faggot

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Very brutal first post

 

[V c z s q e]

Just take a shower bro

 

[Negroid Berber]

1. did you actually smell bad?
2. are you ethnic?

 

[ReconElement]

White chad 24 year old client only

 

[ReconElement]

Very brutal first post

Hello Rafael

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Hello Rafael

hello brocel

 

[ReconElement]

hello brocel

I will never forget your face, brootal how you can't suffer and left this world in 1999, this world has become a lot worse since. Good that you never saw the 2000s, 2010s and 2020s

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I will never forget your face, brootal how you can't suffer and left this world in 1999, this world has become a lot worse since. Good that you never saw the 2000s, 2010s and 2020s

I'm too busy slaying my 72 virgins in paradise to even know about what's going on down there

 

[ReconElement]

I'm too busy slaying my 72 virgins in paradise to even know about what's going on down there

So before trying to stab that nigger you recited the Shahada and became a muslim? Mashallah

 

[LeFrenchCel]

So before trying to stab that nigger you recited the Shahada and became a muslim? Mashallah

Incelhalla is the ending fate for all of us

 

[Lolicreamer]

1. did you actually smell bad?
2. are you ethnic?

Subjectively, in my opinion, no. I practice natural cleanness, but have been doing this for 5 months so I am over the critical point. I am not ethnic

 

[Lolicreamer]

Larp faggot

asp fg

 

[Wenhao Xu]

you should have had a shower

 

[Wenhao Xu]

There was no need to fly to Amsterdam for that anyways, you can do that in the US. I know it's illegal but it people rarely get caught.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

There was no need to fly to Amsterdam for that anyways, you can do that in the US. I know it's illegal but it people rarely get caught.

its also a victimless crime if both parties are consenting and the payment is made.

 

[Cincel]

That's crazy man

 

[Sodes]

tales from the basement

 

[TheJoker]

Troll post.

 

[Based NaziCel]

Was that foid taller than you?

 

[daydreamER]

So before trying to stab that nigger you recited the Shahada and became a muslim? Mashallah

So brutal that Tisserand chickened out of going ER on the nigger and girl and then died the next day. It was probably a suicide too

 

[turbosperg]

I practice natural cleanness,

No such thing as "natural" cleanliness.

We're naturally dirty, oily, gooey, sticky and smelly. If you want to be clean you need to brutally scrub your skin with weaponized sponges and tactical soap.

but have been doing this for 5 months so I am over the critical point.

You're just used to your own smell. Doesn't mean other people can't smell you.

Shower and go catch herpes in Vegas.

 

[Lolicreamer]

Was that foid taller than you?

no. I am not exceptionally tall by any means but I ensured to pick a girl that was smaller than me so I could hold onto some aspect of physical dominance

 

[Lolicreamer]

No such thing as "natural" cleanliness.

We're naturally dirty, oily, gooey, sticky and smelly. If you want to be clean you need to brutally scrub your skin with weaponized sponges and tactical soap.


You're just used to your own smell. Doesn't mean other people can't smell you.

Shower and go catch herpes in Vegas.

youre wrong. If you look into it and do your research, you can see that modern day hygiene products are a scam which actually aggravate our oil and detritus production, which makes us dirtier if you do not constantly shower everyday. Once you reach a critical point of no showering, your body can self regulate.

 

[turbosperg]

youre wrong. If you look into it and do your research, you can see that modern day hygiene products are a scam which actually aggravate our oil and detritus production, which makes us dirtier if you do not constantly shower everyday. Once you reach a critical point of no showering, your body can self regulate.

preach

 

[gymletethnicel]

It’s 200 for 20 minutes in Amsterdam red light district, LARP

 

[Lolicreamer]

It’s 200 for 20 minutes in Amsterdam red light district, LARP

factually incorrect. price is determined by the escort and the prospector so it fluctuates

 

[kcarrots]

brutal story

 

[gymletethnicel]

factually incorrect. price is determined by the escort and the prospector so it fluctuates

Got brutally ripped off then, I went to 2 hookers the same night and both of their prices were 200 or 180 for 20 minutes for sex, 110 or some shit for blowjob only. Anyway, ever since I went to the hookers I literally do not care about sex anymore, just fap once in a while.

 

[KinkyKanga]

Cool story br0