BluePillsPoison
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This was a little over a year ago and my sister's wedding. I was under a lot of pressure from my mother to go to it because I'm "family" and it wouldn't be "right" without me.
I didn't want to go, and I fought, and argued and thew fits, but unfortunately the vagina that spawned me has some financial control over my life. My own sister didn't want me to go, as I could tell through not so subtle means she was trying to talk my mom out of bringing me (when you're ugly, they all treat you like you're retarded and deaf).
My sister is a Stacey, some fucking how. My mom has these big buck teeth, and my dad is a giant hairy ogre. Those genetics combined to make me, a norwood ogre with buck front teeth, and in her, somehow rendered something with the same fucked up features that looks like something chads want to pump. She's even kind of norwooded in a fucked up with with a giant ass 5head, and it doesn't bump tutorial mode up even one star for her.
She married this greek dude with money and muscles, with a GIANT fucking nose that would be incel himself if it wasn't for the money and muscles. She was ready to settle down after a decade of chad's cock.
hERe comes the suifuel. Every single groomsman was top tier chad, and was so far past me they didn't even mog me anymore. Every single bridesmaid was a 9-10. Was this natural? Did they really have friends that good looking? NO. My sisters best friend is a landwhale that I tried to throw my sausage at once and got rejected, and she wasn't invited. That was the only good part of this whole ordeal. That bitch got cut out of the wedding so she wouldn't ham up the wedding photos! And I was there... must have killed her like plastic in the ocean kills her real family.
Then, came the time for the photos. I'd dodged most of everything thus far. I was in the lobby on my 3ds for most of the actual wedding, but now they were lining everyone up. I assumed, wrongly, that I would just be cut out of the photos, and I was just fine with that. No, they instead decided to do an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SHOOT that was just me, my mom, and my sister, in front of everyone. Then, the entire family (without me), then all the groomsmen and bridesmaids, and then EVERYONE all together (without me).
I have never once seen one of the photos I'm in. My mom swears she 'has them somewhere.' I feel like those photos were just faked to make me feel not excluded, and ended up making me feel excluded and alone somehow, even though I was fine with just being cut out of them.
Weddings are a hell not meant for the incels. I swear this to you all, and myself, that the next time I'm forced to go to a wedding I WILL HAVE FUN. Nobody else will, but I will.
I didn't want to go, and I fought, and argued and thew fits, but unfortunately the vagina that spawned me has some financial control over my life. My own sister didn't want me to go, as I could tell through not so subtle means she was trying to talk my mom out of bringing me (when you're ugly, they all treat you like you're retarded and deaf).
My sister is a Stacey, some fucking how. My mom has these big buck teeth, and my dad is a giant hairy ogre. Those genetics combined to make me, a norwood ogre with buck front teeth, and in her, somehow rendered something with the same fucked up features that looks like something chads want to pump. She's even kind of norwooded in a fucked up with with a giant ass 5head, and it doesn't bump tutorial mode up even one star for her.
She married this greek dude with money and muscles, with a GIANT fucking nose that would be incel himself if it wasn't for the money and muscles. She was ready to settle down after a decade of chad's cock.
hERe comes the suifuel. Every single groomsman was top tier chad, and was so far past me they didn't even mog me anymore. Every single bridesmaid was a 9-10. Was this natural? Did they really have friends that good looking? NO. My sisters best friend is a landwhale that I tried to throw my sausage at once and got rejected, and she wasn't invited. That was the only good part of this whole ordeal. That bitch got cut out of the wedding so she wouldn't ham up the wedding photos! And I was there... must have killed her like plastic in the ocean kills her real family.
Then, came the time for the photos. I'd dodged most of everything thus far. I was in the lobby on my 3ds for most of the actual wedding, but now they were lining everyone up. I assumed, wrongly, that I would just be cut out of the photos, and I was just fine with that. No, they instead decided to do an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SHOOT that was just me, my mom, and my sister, in front of everyone. Then, the entire family (without me), then all the groomsmen and bridesmaids, and then EVERYONE all together (without me).
I have never once seen one of the photos I'm in. My mom swears she 'has them somewhere.' I feel like those photos were just faked to make me feel not excluded, and ended up making me feel excluded and alone somehow, even though I was fine with just being cut out of them.
Weddings are a hell not meant for the incels. I swear this to you all, and myself, that the next time I'm forced to go to a wedding I WILL HAVE FUN. Nobody else will, but I will.
