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Went to a massage parlor and banged a woman today

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Banged a cute asian woman there. It had been a while since I'd banged an escort but I went and busted two good nuts. You virgin fags should try it sometime
 
Good for you man.

I've tried massage parlors in UK years ago. It's actually a fairly good form of prostitution IMHO. Not the best, but still good. A bit on the expensive side, though.
 
Banged a cute asian woman there. It had been a while since I'd banged an escort but I went and busted two good nuts. You virgin fags should try it sometime

Or just visit a Jewish Beigel Bake shop for some salted beef flaps at £4.10 a pop- rather than £150.00.

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Less "garlic" than a Chinese whore too.


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Do you live in America? I want to try Asian women.
 
Was my first time with one, actually
Does she moan like those women do in the porn videos where it sounds like she's crying? I don't watch Asian porn cuz of the sounds they make kill my boner.
 
Does she moan like those women do in the porn videos where it sounds like she's crying? I don't watch Asian porn cuz of the sounds they make kill my boner.

No. The girl I was with was chinese. Most of the women who moan like that are japanese
 
Wtf I don’t think that’s legal in amerikkka
 
Does she moan like those women do in the porn videos where it sounds like she's crying? I don't watch Asian porn cuz of the sounds they make kill my boner.

Never banged a garlic breathe noodle myself, but I read from reliable prostitute fucker forums that Chinese massage workers moans are the halfway point between Thai and Asian moans and screeches.

Not good at typing the ear-rape screeches they make.
 
I don't have hooker money. I wish I did.
 
Wtf I don’t think that’s legal in amerikkka
It's not but it I have to wonder why establishments like this are wide open to public view.
I saw an ad about one on the escort website. Had picture of the place on the front page. Whores must be low priority.
 
No. The girl I was with was chinese. Most of the women who moan like that are japanese

How would you know? Japanese women do not fuck Gaijin. Just ask @Higgscel
Wtf I don’t think that’s legal in amerikkka

They are called "extras" and you get them in strip-joints and massage parlours in both Amerika and the UK.
 
How would you know? Japanese women do not fuck Gaijin. Just ask @Higgscel


They are called "extras" and you get them in strip-joints and massage parlours in both Amerika and the UK.
I’m too high inhib to go to a strip joint tbh
 
can you bang? since when
I thought its handy only
 
Banged a cute asian woman there. It had been a while since I'd banged an escort but I went and busted two good nuts. You virgin fags should try it sometime
Enjoy the ban.
 
I kind of want a legit massage, my back has been acting up lately
 
I'd enter divinity school and become a priest long before I pay a female explicitly for sex
 
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Even escorts would reject me, KYS.
 
Banged a cute asian woman there. It had been a while since I'd banged an escort but I went and busted two good nuts. You virgin fags should try it sometime
I will. Have a million of those around me. Any tips on how to fuck and not just get a shitty massage?
 
I will. Have a million of those around me. Any tips on how to fuck and not just get a shitty massage?

what country are you in?
 
never being with one before
 
Banged a cute asian woman there. It had been a while since I'd banged an escort but I went and busted two good nuts. You virgin fags should try it sometime
STFU greycel
 

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