So, I went downtown today and saw a bunch of people at a crowded club.
I managed to walk in the middle of a big crowd and went in. I go sit by the only pool table. Shortly after three roasties came by and started playing. In order to start playing you had to put a dollar in the machine and it dispenses you the balls.
They start playing, their game is shit. Two of the toasties were terrible and couldn't hit the cue ball for chrissakes. It was pretty annoying to watch them play. They were all giggly and sipping beer.
I went to the bar and asked them if they had an extra table somewhere else. The femoid bartender said that was the only table they had and the only balls they had were in the table. I also tried to buy myself a drink and she asked me for ID. I said I had none and she refused to give me anything.
I went back and sat down by the pool table again, already annoyed. Then I realized that if I moved the balls around these roasties would lose their shit. So I walked up to the table and tried to make small talk with them.
As I was talking, I picked up 4 balls including the cue ball and stuffed them in my hoodie's pocket. One of the femoids said in a high voice "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" then I started walking. As I was walking away I could hear them all yelling. Nevertheless, I ran out of the place.
When I was about a block away I turned around and saw two of the girls outside waving their cue sticks.
My heart raced up and down but it was worth it in the end.
I managed to walk in the middle of a big crowd and went in. I go sit by the only pool table. Shortly after three roasties came by and started playing. In order to start playing you had to put a dollar in the machine and it dispenses you the balls.
They start playing, their game is shit. Two of the toasties were terrible and couldn't hit the cue ball for chrissakes. It was pretty annoying to watch them play. They were all giggly and sipping beer.
I went to the bar and asked them if they had an extra table somewhere else. The femoid bartender said that was the only table they had and the only balls they had were in the table. I also tried to buy myself a drink and she asked me for ID. I said I had none and she refused to give me anything.
I went back and sat down by the pool table again, already annoyed. Then I realized that if I moved the balls around these roasties would lose their shit. So I walked up to the table and tried to make small talk with them.
As I was talking, I picked up 4 balls including the cue ball and stuffed them in my hoodie's pocket. One of the femoids said in a high voice "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING" then I started walking. As I was walking away I could hear them all yelling. Nevertheless, I ran out of the place.
When I was about a block away I turned around and saw two of the girls outside waving their cue sticks.
My heart raced up and down but it was worth it in the end.
