Welp, I just had the worst escortcelling experience.

[Enigmatic]

Went to hotel to fuck a hooker, she has an attitude literally the whole time, gets mad because I don't cum fast enough, kicks me out early ( I paid for an hour) and she refused to give me my money back.

Even escorts are can be huge cunts. Fuck this life.

 

[dr-problematic]

Wait, what the fuck u mean kicks u out, u paid for it? Why and how did u let her kick u out, also is it ur first time?

 

[IronMike]

should've punched her in the face and taken your money back

 

[QuantumDummy]

This is why I'd never go that route.

 

[inceliphate]

you should have stabbed her in the neck and fucked the bloody hole to climax.

fuckin entitled cunts. i want to destroy them with rape and bullets

 

[BlackPill47]

Sorry to hear that, brother. Some whores will only fuck you until you orgasm, then you lose the rest of the time you laid for. Fucking frauds. Nothing kills a hard-on better than a shitty attitude as well.

Better to do incalls from agencies, they tend to give you the full hour in my experience.

 

[theultimate341]

shoulda beat the shit out of her and took your shit.

 

[Enigmatic]

Wait, what the fuck u mean kicks u out, u paid for it? Why and how did u let her kick u out, also is it ur first time?

I got tired and pulled out to rest for a bit and she says I have 5 more minutes. I tell her I paid for an hour and she's like I don't care. I ask for my money back asd she refuses. 

And yeah I could have just beaten her and taken it back but I didn't want to go to jail.

 

[dr-problematic]

I got tired and pulled out to rest for a bit and she says I have 5 more minutes. I tell her I paid for an hour and she's like I don't care. I ask for my money back asd she refuses. 

And yeah I could have just beaten her and taken it back but I didn't want to go to jail.

how was the whole experience? is it ur first time?

 

[Enigmatic]

I got tired and pulled out to rest for a bit and she says I have 5 more minutes. I tell her I paid for an hour and she's like I don't care. I ask for my money back asd she refuses.
And yeah I could have just beaten her and taken it back but I didn't want to go to jail.

how was the whole experience? is it ur first time?

I've escortcelled before. Past experiences were pretty good but this one was shitty because of what happened.

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Sorry to hear that, brother. Some whores will only fuck you until you orgasm, then you lose the rest of the time you laid for. Fucking frauds. Nothing kills a hard-on better than a shitty attitude as well.

Better to do incalls from agencies, they tend to give you the full hour in my experience.

This is so fucking true. I went soft and couldn't get it back up because of her attitude.

The whole narrative about men being shallow and not caring about personality is so far from the truth. It's the other way around.

 

[Sub8Hate]

It's all good famalam, there are people like me putting those whores in their place, making them suck this cawk and whatnot because I paid for that shit.

I posted on plebbit that half of whores are bitches and got downvoted to oblivion. Those queers have either not dealt with hoes, or are under the blue pill's influence and refer to them as "sex workers," and think they're lovely people lol.

 

[Deleted member 60]

she took you for a chump. You gotta be more alpha (srs)

also, stay away from the younger hoes. They're some bitches

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It's all good famalam, there are people like me putting those whores in their place, making them suck this cawk and whatnot because I paid for that shit.

I posted on plebbit that half of whores are bitches and got downvoted to oblivion. Those queers have either not dealt with hoes, or are under the blue pill's influence and refer to them as "sex workers," and think they're lovely people lol.

QFT. They're human garbage. JFL @ incels who put whores on a pedestal. They're some of the worst females you can find

 

[Sub8Hate]

she took you for a chump. You gotta be more alpha (srs)

also, stay away from the younger hoes. They're some bitches

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QFT. They're human garbage. JFL @ incels who put whores on a pedestal. They're some of the worst females you can find

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Feels pretty bomb to grab a bitch's hair, pull her down to your cawk, and tell her to suck that shit.

You gotta treat a whore like a whore. If they're nice I'm lovely. Otherwise I get some practice in strengthening my pimp hand, trust.

 

[Enigmatic]

she took you for a chump. You gotta be more alpha (srs)

also, stay away from the younger hoes. They're some bitches

You're probably right. The nicest escort of the ones I've seen so far was like 32.

This one was some stuck up 20 year old light skinned black bitch. Reinforces my hatred for light skinned black women (actually all femoids in general, but especially them).

 

[Zielony4]

Damn, condolences on this situation. I was pissed off when Incelius went to a hooker and she texted a chad while on top of him. Didn't you see that post? I'd weed out hooker **just** because of that.

I'm sorry this happened. I would have just taken the money back. These girls usually have pimps to protect them. How on earth can they get mad for you not cumming fast when you had more time you paid for. That's such bullshit man... :'(

 

[Deleted member 60]

Feels pretty bomb to grab a bitch's hair, pull her down to your cawk, and tell her to suck that shit.

You gotta treat a whore like a whore. If they're nice I'm lovely. Otherwise I get some practice in strengthening my pimp hand, trust.

repped. 

 

[Sub8Hate]

repped. 

Would incels appreciate some *cough* fictional stories about dominating hookers?

Dominating foids, taking control?

 

[Jockcel]

This is why I will never escortcel.

 

[Deleted member 2901]

This is why I'd never go that route.

 

[Enigmatic]

Damn, condolences on this situation. I was pissed off when Incelius went to a hooker and she texted a chad while on top of him. Didn't you see that post? I'd weed out hooker **just** because of that.

I'm sorry this happened. I would have just taken the money back. These girls usually have pimps to protect them. How on earth can they get mad for you not cumming fast when you had more time you paid for. That's such bullshit man... :'(

Come to think of it she was texting when while I was fucking her.

She probably just wanted Chad/Tyrone to come over. Ain't this some shit.

 

[a-virgin-nigger]

I think I should probably try escortcelling at least once but I'm scared of getting ripped off or something lol.

 

[Zielony4]

I think I should probably try escortcelling at least once but I'm scared of getting ripped off or something lol.

Please don't try it  :'(

 

[Deleted member 236]

Feels pretty bomb to grab a bitch's hair, pull her down to your cawk, and tell her to suck that shit.

You gotta treat a whore like a whore. If they're nice I'm lovely. Otherwise I get some practice in strengthening my pimp hand, trust.

TFW she bites your dick off tho

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

It's all good famalam, there are people like me putting those whores in their place, making them suck this cawk and whatnot because I paid for that shit.

I posted on plebbit that half of whores are bitches and got downvoted to oblivion. Those queers have either not dealt with hoes, or are under the blue pill's influence and refer to them as "sex workers," and think they're lovely people lol.

I didn't know you were a degenerate. What do you do?

 

[Enigmatic]

Please don't try it  :'(

I say he should save a few hundred bucks, try a high quality escort with really good reviews just so he can know what pussy feels like.

Repeat escortcelling isn't worth it.

 

[Sub8Hate]

I didn't know you were a degenerate. What do you do?

I do a lot of crazy shit, my man. I just make sure I get what I payed for and will be forceful and rough with them if I need to be. It just serves to get my cawk harder, brocel, so it's hawter, but sometimes it's a bitch to deal with.

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TFW she bites your dick off tho

Bitches are programmed to submit. The most you'll get is your hand pushed away and some bitching. Haha I'm a savage, but I get my dick sucked.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I do a lot of crazy shit, my man. I just make sure I get what I payed for and will be forceful and rough with them if I need to be. It just serves to get my cawk harder, brocel, so it's hawter, but sometimes it's a bitch to deal with.

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Bitches are programmed to submit. The most you'll get is your hand pushed away and some bitching. Haha I'm a savage, but I get my dick sucked.

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No I mean like what's your job? "Porn star"? Gigolo? Are you trying to say when a cuck is masturbating to pornography, there's a huge chance they're seeing you on their screen? We have a celeb here!

 

[CopingGymcel]

You should have beat her up tbh.

 

[Sub8Hate]

No I mean like what's your job? "Porn star"? Gigolo? Are you trying to say when a cuck is masturbating to pornography, there's a huge chance they're seeing you on their screen? We have a celeb here!

What lol? No, I'm not a porn star. I'm just a grimey dude that has to deal with bitchy whores now and again.

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You should have beat her up tbh.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

What lol? No, I'm not a porn star. I'm just a grimey dude that has to deal with bitchy whores now and again.

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I don't even know what that means.. but anyways is that how you financially support yourself? I think most incels would love to live your life.

 

[Sub8Hate]

I don't even know what that means.. but anyways is that how you financially support yourself? I think most incels would love to live your life.

I work in tech and have a side hustle that I could NEET on if I pushed myself. I make like 60k from my job and make maybe 20k - 30k from my side hustle. I'm nearly 40, so I'm not rich, but am certainly good at what I do.

And I'd love to switch bodies with some of the chadlites here, so the grass is always greener, my friend.

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And how did you figure that I'm a porn star? Or are you calling me the whore? I'm so confused lol.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I work in tech and have a side hustle that I could NEET on if I pushed myself. I make like 60k from my job and make maybe 20k - 30k from my side hustle. I'm nearly 40, so I'm not rich, but am certainly good at what I do.

And I'd love to switch bodies with some of the chadlites here, so the grass is always greener, my friend.

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And how did you figure that I'm a porn star? Or are you calling me the whore? I'm so confused lol.

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I'm calling you both, kek. Well you said you get paid for roughing up prostitutes, so I figured you would have to be one yourself. You make a lot of money IMO, well compared to me anyways. Don't worry though I don't have anything against you personally despite my opinions of the job that you do so don't feel attacked. The last thing we need is incels turning against each other.

 

[Sub8Hate]

I'm calling you both, kek. Well you said you get paid for roughing up prostitutes, so I figured you would have to be one yourself. You make a lot of money IMO, well compared to me anyways. Don't worry though I don't have anything against you personally despite my opinions of the job that you do so don't feel attacked. The last thing we need is incels turning against each other.

No bro, I just frequent prostitutes. Although in the past I was a driver for hoes. I'd get about $20 to 30 per trip and some even gave me blowjays for my services. The main guy wanted me to be a full blown pimp, but I turned it down. Too much drama tbh.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

No bro, I just frequent prostitutes. Although in the past I was a driver for hoes. I'd get about $20 to 30 per trip and some even gave me blowjays for my services. The main guy wanted me to be a full blown pimp, but I turned it down. Too much drama tbh.

Our very first pimpcel, even though you turned it down. Ah so you're an escortcel I guess. My bad. I'm also willing to bet it's not your looks that's the problem here, considering some degenerate sluts offered you bjs on multiple occasions.

 

[Sub8Hate]

Our very first pimpcel, even though you turned it down. Ah so you're an escortcel I guess. My bad. I'm also willing to bet it's not your looks that's the problem here, considering some degenerate sluts offered you bjs on multiple occasions.

Well it was for payment, some would offer to blow me instead of paying a flat rate for each drive. We were all on cocaine so they probably couldn't get enough cawks, anyway LOL. 

It is looks as I've been called ugly, but obesity and mental illness are my main issues. And stupidity lol.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

Well it was for payment, some would offer to blow me instead of paying a flat rate for each drive. We were all on cocaine so they probably couldn't get enough cawks, anyway LOL. 

It is looks as I've been called ugly, but obesity and mental illness are my main issues. And stupidity lol.

I know it was for payment, but if the degenerate slut offered it, it still means something, you know what I'm trying to say brah? Lmfao those hoes wanted cocaine and cawkaine. Tbh you should work on your obesity issue if it's fixable. I'm also stupid at times tbh.

 

[Sub8Hate]

I know it was for payment, but if the degenerate slut offered it, it still means something, you know what I'm trying to say brah? Lmfao those hoes wanted cocaine and cawkaine. Tbh you should work on your obesity issue if it's fixable. I'm also stupid at times tbh.

I am, down 70 pounds. PIMPCEL CAWKAINE, hilarious.

 

[Deleted member 3385]

i've been too nervous to try, how do you know going to some "escorts" apartment isn't some guys with baseball bats going to rob you.

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

I am, down 70 pounds. PIMPCEL CAWKAINE, hilarious.

Congratulations on the weight loss, brah, keep going. And kek, thank you, thank you.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

This is why i will be perma virgin, id rather stay that way than get fucked by escort.

 

[thetruecelibate]

ER fuel

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This is why I will never escortcel.

same, its the only way incels can experience sex unfortunately. chads get it for free, without an attitude.

 

[jackbud]

Too ugly even for escorts. It's over

 

[demonanus]

Dammit man. Should have told her to fuck off. You paid for the time.

 

[cookinbreakfast]

This is the reason I'd never go that route. There was a vid of Mia Khalifa fucking an incel, and she was so not into it. That would be so embarrassing