Fat Link
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What I’m talking about specifically is the YouTube e-celeb power couple behind the Paranormal Files channel ie it’s another one of those bullshit shows where people go to supposed haunted and spooky places in the dark and attribute any and every normal night time noise or wind flow related movement as “OMG, evidence of a haunting bros!“
Anyway Collin is the goofy blonde haired cuck and Peyton is the alluring femme fatale looking foid with dark shoulder length hair, Bugs Bunny esque teeth and MASSIVE chest cannons.
The very moment I saw this broad I knew that this goofy cuck Collin with his ridiculous mop top haircut would never be able to keep her.
We all know that types like her are extremely shallow and narcissistic while putting on an outward false front of humble harmlessness while inside types like her really and truly want it all ie a 6’5 stud muffin Chad with rippling abs and a huge bank account and an even huger you know what else to go along with it etc.
Types like her don’t want to be out at night playing find the imaginary non existent ghosts to entertain the gullible tards at home who believe this hoaky shit while getting bit up by bugs, breaking her nails and getting covered in grime and sweat while being forced to hang out with the nerdy friends of her dopey boyfriend.
No.
Types like her want luxury that only Chad can provide ie expensive paid trips to the Bahamas and Fiji or partying at Mar e lago with Trump and living in her own expensive mansion or near mansion tier oversized ridiculously huge house paid for by her Chad.
They want Chad to provide them with the best hair and makeup brands and stylists and if they end up going anywhere at night it will likely be to some hawt new exclusive club or restaurant their Chad will take them to if not one of those Eyes Wide Shut styled Illuminati/Jew orgies for the super rich and well connected certainly not some dirty cave or decaying house hunting for non existent ghosts.
Poor Collin you got cucked but that’s what happens to everyone that tries to get “too close to the sun”.
Anyway Collin is the goofy blonde haired cuck and Peyton is the alluring femme fatale looking foid with dark shoulder length hair, Bugs Bunny esque teeth and MASSIVE chest cannons.
The very moment I saw this broad I knew that this goofy cuck Collin with his ridiculous mop top haircut would never be able to keep her.
We all know that types like her are extremely shallow and narcissistic while putting on an outward false front of humble harmlessness while inside types like her really and truly want it all ie a 6’5 stud muffin Chad with rippling abs and a huge bank account and an even huger you know what else to go along with it etc.
Types like her don’t want to be out at night playing find the imaginary non existent ghosts to entertain the gullible tards at home who believe this hoaky shit while getting bit up by bugs, breaking her nails and getting covered in grime and sweat while being forced to hang out with the nerdy friends of her dopey boyfriend.
No.
Types like her want luxury that only Chad can provide ie expensive paid trips to the Bahamas and Fiji or partying at Mar e lago with Trump and living in her own expensive mansion or near mansion tier oversized ridiculously huge house paid for by her Chad.
They want Chad to provide them with the best hair and makeup brands and stylists and if they end up going anywhere at night it will likely be to some hawt new exclusive club or restaurant their Chad will take them to if not one of those Eyes Wide Shut styled Illuminati/Jew orgies for the super rich and well connected certainly not some dirty cave or decaying house hunting for non existent ghosts.
Poor Collin you got cucked but that’s what happens to everyone that tries to get “too close to the sun”.