Fancy Alcoholic
Living by the name
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- Sep 2, 2020
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Welcome to the "Retarded shit IT fucks say in random order" twenty twenty one global award !!!
The spergmaXxed complotist award goes to :
"It makes me feel very unsafe knowing men like this exist in society. You could be sitting next to someone like this in class or at work and have no idea."
The dividing by 0 sophisticate illiterate award goes to :
"As much as they hate "coping", the blackpill is the largest cope of all."
The ultimate no life full time loser award goes to :
"I've spent an embarrassing amount of time over the course of years trying to figure out what makes incels tick"
The foid with a shiny prize for quota and diversity goes to (massive blackpill ahead) :
"That's the best part of sex with my fiancè. The intimacy and just being us. I mean sometimes it's the whole deal. The shaving, the underwear, the super long foreplay, the ten different positions, just staying in bed all day.
Then we have the "I can't sleep you wanna?" times.
The "You've had such a bad day, let me take care of you" times
The times in winter when I haven't shaved my legs in forever and he just doesn't care. The times when he is done after a few minutes or the times when one of us just can't finish but that's fine, it happens.
And the those times when one or both us is just has the best orgasm that leaves you shaking and then smiling like an idiot for the next hour.
Those times when our sweaty chests make fart noices and we laugh for like ten minutes because that's still really funny.
Those times when he excitedly use way too much lube and it ends up just everywhere.
Those times when our cats scream like little banshees because we closed the door! How could we!?
Sex is great. It's messy, it's awkward, it's sexy, it's funny, it's stupid, it's romantic - it's just really really amazing when you do it with someone you can feel relaxed with."
The spergmaXxed complotist award goes to :
"It makes me feel very unsafe knowing men like this exist in society. You could be sitting next to someone like this in class or at work and have no idea."
The dividing by 0 sophisticate illiterate award goes to :
"As much as they hate "coping", the blackpill is the largest cope of all."
The ultimate no life full time loser award goes to :
"I've spent an embarrassing amount of time over the course of years trying to figure out what makes incels tick"
The foid with a shiny prize for quota and diversity goes to (massive blackpill ahead) :
"That's the best part of sex with my fiancè. The intimacy and just being us. I mean sometimes it's the whole deal. The shaving, the underwear, the super long foreplay, the ten different positions, just staying in bed all day.
Then we have the "I can't sleep you wanna?" times.
The "You've had such a bad day, let me take care of you" times
The times in winter when I haven't shaved my legs in forever and he just doesn't care. The times when he is done after a few minutes or the times when one of us just can't finish but that's fine, it happens.
And the those times when one or both us is just has the best orgasm that leaves you shaking and then smiling like an idiot for the next hour.
Those times when our sweaty chests make fart noices and we laugh for like ten minutes because that's still really funny.
Those times when he excitedly use way too much lube and it ends up just everywhere.
Those times when our cats scream like little banshees because we closed the door! How could we!?
Sex is great. It's messy, it's awkward, it's sexy, it's funny, it's stupid, it's romantic - it's just really really amazing when you do it with someone you can feel relaxed with."