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Saysitsover

Saysitsover

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We can gamble money professionally at slot machine in casino to cope. Awe need to hit for 100 thosand and then we can cope for long time. I will play slots professionally.

You have to change your bet and go away from a machine if you don’t win in first 5 spins cause it knows you are there and it knows it must let you win some
 
I need the money first. Gambling is a high-risk leisure activity I'm unable to afford.
 
More chance of losing of what little money I have. I suck at cards, poker etc. also and have no luck in anything.
 
We are the unluckiest people on earth, what could go wrong?
 
Playing against the house is usually not wise. Pokermaxx and just start sharking scrubs at the high stakes table. My dad used to do this and came home with 10k on a good night. Sadly, he was a gambling addict who refused to quit while he was ahead and ended up barely breaking even by the time he stopped for good.
 
Playing against the house is usually not wise. Pokermaxx and just start sharking scrubs at the high stakes table. My dad used to do this and came home with 10k on a good night. Sadly, he was a gambling addict who refused to quit while he was ahead and ended up barely breaking even by the time he stopped for good.
There’s nothing wrong with playing slots machines I will become a professional slot machines player
 
There’s nothing wrong with playing slots machines I will become a professional slot machines player
Do what works for you man. I will add that poker is a great way to fuck over Chads and have a good laugh. It's always the loudest, egotistical tough guys who aren't used to losing who get mogged hard in poker. It could be a good outlet for a dedicated incel.
 
I pokermaxxed a lot in pokerstars, that is until the bad beats started pissing me tf off. I wish there was a serious site to play poker that didnt had that many bad beats... :feelsbadman:
 
play a better game than slot machines at least. that's the most boring kind of gambling there is
 
We can gamble money professionally at slot machine in casino to cope. Awe need to hit for 100 thosand and then we can cope for long time. I will play slots professionally.

You have to change your bet and go away from a machine if you don’t win in first 5 spins cause it knows you are there and it knows it must let you win some
I want to try winning some
 
Gambling is so cucked. You'll likely to win some money at the first time but you'll even lose and never be able to recoup it again your life. Dealers would take your money at all. You'd better to buy Index fund constantly but at least for 10 to 20 years.
 
Here's the system I've come up with. It's a riff on the Blackjack system which I forget the name of, where you double your bet if you lose and halve it if you win. You bet on one single number on Roulette, and increase your bet steadily (by at least ~3%) until you win. Bet somewhere between once per day and once per week. The less you bet, the better your odds of winning. The more you bet, the more you lose. You're all but guaranteed to win eventually and claim a profit, it could take 1 spin, it could take 200.

The key is to choose the right sum of money. The amount at which you can afford (and afford the increases) but the amount at which a win is meaningful to you. Also the time of the investment is to be considered, if you're doing it just once per week it could take 2-3 years to complete (at worst).

eg. you bet £10 on the number 1. If you lose, you then bet £11. If you lose, you then bet £12. Then £13, £14, £15, £16 and so on. The odds of winning are 37/1 and the return is 35/1. So if you win after, say, 11 spins, you've invested £165 and you win £700 (20 x 35). If you win after 20 spins, you've invested £390 and win £1015 (29 x 35). It is perfectly possible to lose for several hundred spins in a row, though, so you need the money/time/balls to commit to it. And it's important not to pick a figure too high, which stretches your finances.

Once you win, you can either stop or start again.
 
Here's the system I've come up with. It's a riff on the Blackjack system which I forget the name of, where you double your bet if you lose and halve it if you win. You bet on one single number on Roulette, and increase your bet steadily (by at least ~3%) until you win. Bet somewhere between once per day and once per week. The less you bet, the better your odds of winning. The more you bet, the more you lose. You're all but guaranteed to win eventually and claim a profit, it could take 1 spin, it could take 200.

The key is to choose the right sum of money. The amount at which you can afford (and afford the increases) but the amount at which a win is meaningful to you. Also the time of the investment is to be considered, if you're doing it just once per week it could take 2-3 years to complete (at worst).

eg. you bet £10 on the number 1. If you lose, you then bet £11. If you lose, you then bet £12. Then £13, £14, £15, £16 and so on. The odds of winning are 37/1 and the return is 35/1. So if you win after, say, 11 spins, you've invested £165 and you win £700 (20 x 35). If you win after 20 spins, you've invested £390 and win £1015 (29 x 35). It is perfectly possible to lose for several hundred spins in a row, though, so you need the money/time/balls to commit to it. And it's important not to pick a figure too high, which stretches your finances.

Once you win, you can either stop or start again.
Do slots machines
 
Slots are bullshit, fren. The only games you can win money from are poker and blackjack. And blackjack winnings come out of the casino's pocket, so they will ban you for winning too much. You don't have to do anything wrong, they ban you for winning. They don't care if you win at poker because you're winning other people's money.

If you're going to gamble, then play poker.

Leddit post by a slot software engineer
View: https://np.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/6hmt3d/eli5_how_casinos_can_refuse_to_pay_a_jackpot/dizi3im/
 
I am not under the influece of alcohol
 

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