JFL We can't even have sex with corpses anymore

[Robinxyz]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ng-sex-with-up-to-100-dead-women-9676200.html

It's over.... Why do people even bother to sue someone for fucking a corpse, the body will go to waste anyway. People are extremely selfish. I think I wouldn't be able to resist the sight of a hot recently deceased female corpse either, especially if she's a cute JB.

 

[Colly]

This is bad news, was planning on corpsemaxxing my way out of this place

 

[The End]

Yeah, I know right? Just let us play with your dead-daughter, ya uptight dads. Better than her fine body going to waste.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Yeah, like who gives a fuck, she can't feel anything, and it's just a body.

This is the only way for us to even ascend, necrophilia kek.

 

[EmotionalSupportCel]

Guys, don't fuck corpses, have some respect for the dead, we aren't allowed to fuck corpses because the corpse is the property of the deceased person's family. If you are that deprived of sex save up and buy a realdoll.

 

[ibringgoodnews]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

 

[The End]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

That's a tricky philosophical question.

In my mind all genital-play with another person counts as sex. If it's something like prostitutes or necrophilia or a handjob, I would add an asterisk next to my score.

But really, a body is a body whether it has blood pumping through it or not. Really, what the hell's the difference?

 

[Robinxyz]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

I think it does, at least you don't have to pay for it.

 

[Vainglorious]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

I think it's losing your virginity. It's no different than douche bag Chads fucking some drunk passed out femoid at a frat party. Here, she's just really, really passed out.

 

[Mainländer]

I'm not a necrophile at all but I understand the temptation.

Have you ever been in the presence of a dead body? They exale an unbearable smell, it's worse than shit.

 

[Robinxyz]

I'm not a necrophile at all but I understand the temptation.

Have you ever been in the presence of a dead body? They exale an unbearable smell, it's worse than shit.

I haven't to be honest. But I think recently deceased corpses would be okay, unless they died a violent death. However, it's very unlikely a young woman would die of natural causes. Nevertheless, I would not mind if she smelled a little bit off as long as she was a hot piece of meat.

 

[Robinxyz]

low iq thread. u cant say u wouldn't be pissed if u found out some sick fuck was dicking down your dead mom/sister

I would dig up my own cousin if she died today. That's how bad i have always wanted to fuck her.

 

[ruvelyy]

I once dreamed about kissing the head of main character of resident evil, she had no body as she was a zombie. I fapped to it afterwards, do zombies count ?

 

[z2020]

As fucked up as this seems to me, it's just a question of morals. Don't think there's a definite right or wrong answer.

 

[SilentSoup]

This is my favorite thread

 

[Ritalincel]

If that's what he liked, then what's the big deal? My aunt used to work as an undertaker; bodies are carved open and organs removed with apathy. That would be "assault" if the "person" were alive. So, if this would outrage you: ask yourself, as you are alive - would you prefer what this guy did to you, or would you prefer to be carved open like a fish?

 

[FeminismsCancer]

It's kinda strange how all the -philias attract at most a meh response on this site but my zoophilia has attracted so much abuse even though it's the closest thing to a real vagina an incel could ever dream to get. But no, mock me and wait for that elusive perfect sexbot instead. Kek

 

[Deleted member 1499]

This thread makes me want to sui but I'm afraid y'all'd molest me.

 

[MagisterMalum]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

I'd count it as losing one's virginity.

 

[Indari]

high iq thread

 

[InebriatedIrish]

I found our way out; agalmatophilia. Fucking a mannequin or statue will work for me.

 

[Kointo1]

It's kinda strange how all the -philias attract at most a meh response on this site but my zoophilia has attracted so much abuse even though it's the closest thing to a real vagina an incel could ever dream to get. But no, mock me and wait for that elusive perfect sexbot instead. Kek

Don't deal with non self aware hypocrites.

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

This is bad news, was planning on corpsemaxxing my way out of this place

 

[Kointo1]

@knajjd you're a fast boy kek

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

this been illegal though...

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

Does having sex with a corpse count as losing your virginity or is it the equivalent of escortcelling?

No. Both parties have to a) have a pulse and b) be human beings. Otherwise you could just fuck an inflatable sex doll and say you weren't a virgin.

 

[Deleted member 7102]

Maudlin sentimentality ruining the day? On a more serious note, seems like something that would have already been in place.

 

[Deleted member 677]

This is bad news, was planning on corpsemaxxing my way out of this place

 

[Deleted member 6501]

necrophilia is the only way I can lose my virginity though

 

[Ritalincel]

high iq thread

 

[Indari]

.

 

[Ritalincel]

This is bad news, was planning on corpsemaxxing my way out of this place

 

[Rice Cel]

I cry

 

[doktordoom]

there's nothing ethically wrong with it. all you really need to do is provide a proper burial afterwards.